Usagi Yojimbo?

Then why did he say it was about aliens a few months ago?

Michael Bay does not apologize.

And that show will probably be sponsored by Pepsi.

At least he didn’t cast Ken Jeong.

It’s funny because the fat characters act like normal, sexy people.

I heard the tank top budget on this film was in the millions.

Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.

Hollywood’s new besties.

Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.

The sanctity of ‘Transformers 4′ is being threatened with commercialism.

Remember Bumblebee? Well this is Caterpillar. He’s mischievous and fun. Buy his toy.

Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.

Honesty is the best policy. Especially when talking about giant robots from space…

I fear change.

I don’t say “for realz” often, so you know this is legit.

Suffer the poor artist.

Just when he thought he was out, they’ve dragged him back in.

With all due respect…

As if there was ever any doubt.

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

Will Jason Statham help the franchise garner critical success to match its commercial success? Nope.

Brought to you by the fine people at Red Bull Energy Drink. Delicious.

How can one shot be packed with so much drama?

*But not as much as the rest of the world does.

It’s his footage, he’ll use it as much as he wants!

Three movies is enough for any man.

‘Pain and Gain’ would cost $20 million, or roughly 1.33 LaBeoufs.

Director: Michael Bay