Screen Junkies » mermaids http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 24 May 2013 23:57:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Dude, I Think The Mermaids From ‘Pirates 4′ Are Checking You Out http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/dude-i-think-the-mermaids-from-pirates-4-are-checking-you-out/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/dude-i-think-the-mermaids-from-pirates-4-are-checking-you-out/#comments Wed, 30 Mar 2011 06:17:53 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=204429 Yo, dude. You know how there’s gonna be mermaids in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides? Yeah, well, don’t look over there, but three hot mermaids from that movie are totally checking you out. I said, “don’t look.” You’re gonna blow it.

So, I’m gonna go over to the mermaids and be all like, “Johnny Depp is overexposed these days,” “Captain Jack Sparrow is a total gaygo,” “god, do we really need another Pirates movie poster” – and then you come in, pretend to punch me in the stomach and bam: you’re in with three hot mermaid chicks. Hope you can breath underwater and have sex underwater without suffocating. Oh, and you totally owe me. It’s times like these I wish I wasn’t married to that brazen wench of mine.

Hey, are we going over there or what? Cause on May 18th those fin-flapping bitches are gonna swim into theaters nationwide and you’ll have blown your big chance. Just sayin’. (Empire Online)

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