After ten years away from the screen, the MiB are still operating in secret under the nose of John Q. Public. A powerful enemy escapes their holding cell and travels backward in time to kill Agent K and rewrite history. Agent J, being the fan of history that he is, finds a way to jump back in time as well to stop the fiendish plot. This is a pretty vague first look, so let’s look forward to a longer, more plot-driven trailer. In other words, let’s see Alice Eve in some tiny 1960′s dresses.

“This thing is like a duplex. How would Will Smith feel if I parked that thing out in front of his house? People forget this is a residential neighborhood, not a film lot — that thing is taking up half our gasoline reserve.”

The general consensus appears to be “why does it have to be so big? Can’t Will Smith live with a reasonable trailer, instead of one that takes up three zip codes and at least 8 dimensions?” The answer to this is simple: It has to be this big to fit all the shit into it. For example:

“Inside, it features a full-service kitchen with arched windows, and matched-grain Italian cherrywood cabinetry.  There’s even a space for Smith to have his makeup and wardrobe done.  A satellite uplink on the roof can send Smith’s movies to and from a 50-inch plasma TV or 37-inch TVs that pop up from cabinets.  The trailer also features a 100-inch roll-down movie screen.  Upstairs holds a lounge with a bar, enough office space for 30 people to hold a meeting, and the mobile offices of Smith’s assistant and his personal writing staff.”

So yeah, of course it has to be that big! (The New York Post)