Summit “Twilight Forever” Entertainment hired the writer/director team of Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan (Leap Year, Made of Honor) to adapt John Gray’s book into what’s sure to be yet another unwatchable romantic comedy. It probably won’t even be a bromantic comedy. Or a blowmantic comedy, which is like a romantic comedy, only with 2 or 3 awesome BJ scenes. I guess that could also be referring to a romantic comedy about cocaine. No matter how you alter the words of the genre, this has “steer clear” written all over it. I’m giving it no stars, and it hasn’t even been written yet. (Deadline)

Hey guys, women. Am I right? From Variety:

Summit Entertainment has acquired film and TV rights to the "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" franchise based on the book series written by John Gray.

Erik Feig, Summit‘s President of Production, stated, "’Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus’ is not just the title of a book, or what we know will become an amazing film and TV franchise – it is a pop cultural mainstay and comically, sadly, romantically, all too often still true these many years after first being published. We are thrilled to have the opportunity to work on a franchise whose name everyone knows and whose reality everyone lives!"

And we’re even more thrilled to pull a Valentine’s Day/He’s Just Not That Into You/Love, Actually by cramming a bunch of rich, pretty people into a movie together. I don’t think Jessica Alba has hooked up with Bradley Cooper in a movie yet. And with that forehead and underbite of hers, Drew Barrymore certainly looks like she could be from another planet.