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‘Bloodsport’ Gets The ‘Mortal Kombat’ Remix

Wookie Johnson — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 22:02:28 +0000

Wow! Bloodsport loans itself so well to Mortal Kombat. Now get to work on a sequel with Universal Soldier Dolph Lundgren as Cyrax. (Obvious Winner)

Michael Bay Epic Spinning Shot Supercut

Col. Longshanks — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:44:45 +0000

A staple in any Michael Bay film is a low angle shot that spins around a character or characters while they are usually getting up from the ground. It’s likely that they were just thrown from a car or dodged an explosion. SJ editor Paul Fiore and I weaved these recognizable shots together to lend them a bit more context. What is it exactly that has these guys so exasperated?

Links Away: Sean Bean Sure Dies A Lot

Col. Longshanks — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 00:33:01 +0000

Pajiba‘s editor Harry Hanrahan put together a mash-up of Sean Bean dying in almost everything he’s ever acted in. I never before realized how often his characters reach a tragic end. It must be hard to be so good at something. Whenever Bean goes to parties I bet everyone’s always asking him to drop dead for them.

These links will ease your suffering.

Martin Scorcese Does 3D Adventure (MovieLine)

Whitey’s Arsenal (BarstoolSports)

Adolf Hitler Distributes Sex Dolls (Holytaco)

Colin Farell In Total Recall (FilmDrunk)

Jennifer Aniston Is Almost Naked (CelebJihad)

Mario Golf Comes To Life (Unreality)

Exclusive Captain America Clip (MovieFone)

Peter Dinklage Deserves An Emmy (PopEater)

The Best Of Guido Jesus (Smosh)

Holmes…On Holmes (BroBible)

House Party Hotties (Maxim)

Hot French Babes (Pajiba)

Reimagined Harry Potter Posters (NextMovie)

Guy Gets Schooled By MMA Chick (CagePotato)

How To Sneak Booze Into An Event (MadeMan)

How Console Games Get Mods (GameFront)

Who’s Least Likely To Succeed (TuVez)

‘Carmageddon: The Movie’ Trailer

Col. Longshanks — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 06:19:28 +0000

The shutdown of the 405 freeway in Los Angeles is just the closure of one little strip of highway to most people. But to Angelinos, it is Carmageddon. Many of you outside the City of Angels laugh at those on the inside over what you feel is an irrational fear, but 72 degree weather and blue skies mean nothing when you’re trapped in your vehicle for hours on end. If you’ve ever wondered what the end of the world will look like in L.A., check out this trailer.

Greatest Movie Bank Robbery Ever

Col. Longshanks — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 22:42:56 +0000

Pulling off a successful bank heist takes a great deal of planning and a errorless execution. Unfortunately those elements rarely gel. In this supercut by our editor Paul Fiore, the craftiest criminals from cinema attempt to commit the heist of the century. Even with the finest masks and negotiation tactics, the job still goes awry.

Game Over, Man!

Noah Griffith — Thu, 05 May 2011 00:28:54 +0000

Bill Paxton is one of the greatest actors ever. Whether it’s Frailty, Big Love, or his opening death in Terminator, no one can underestimate the power of “game over, man!” from Cameron’s epic Aliens. So I present a mash-up of Mr. Paxton’s greatest lines. Fret along with him. (FilmDrunk)

Max Brooks And His Sugar (AdultSwim)

Perrynorman Looks Fantastic (MovieLine)

What Simulated Sex Sounds Like (BarStoolSports)

Misquotes Throughout History (HolyTaco)

Thandie Newton GIFs (CelebJihad)

Decade of Pixar Easter Eggs (Unreality)

This Summers Comedy Roundup (MovieFone)

Kristen Wiig Retires From SNL (PopEater)

10 Sports Teams We Shouldn’t Root For (Smosh)

The Best TV Themes Of All Time (Ranker)

Marijuana Found At Bin Laden’s Crib (BroBible)

Meet Maxim’s Top 100 (Maxim)

Foot Fetishes 101 (Pajiba)

MC Hammer Review Thor (NextMovie)

Union Morons Keep MMA Out Of New York (CagePotato)

Natalie Portman Is the Hottest Babe (MadeMan)

Outland Game Review (GameFront)

Remember The Macarena (TuVez)

Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever

Col. Longshanks — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:58:07 +0000

In anticipation of the Super Bowl on Sunday, Matthew Freund put together this inspirational supercut. The finest sports figures from film and television offer up words of encouragement to get you back out on that field in fighting form. Whether you’re a Packers fan or a Steelers fan, it should get you amped to pummel the opposing team.

Links Away: People In Movies Are Super Polite

Reza F. — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 01:32:00 +0000

Maybe I hang out with the wrong people, but in my experience no one ever says “now if you’ll excuse me” before whisking off to do something important. I vow to change that. I also vow to start wearing a top hat and carrying a little handkerchief in my pocket. Like a boss. Who frequently excuses himself.

Now if you’ll excuse me, there are some links down there that need clicking:

Better Looking People Are Smarter (Asylum)

Local Smokeshow of the Day (BarstoolSports)

Five MMA Fighters Who Beat Addiction (CagePotato)

This Man Will Heal You With a Stare (HolyTaco)

Glenn Beck Loved the Spider-Man Musical (FilmDrunk)

The Cars of Cars 2 (MovieFone)

Jennifer Aniston Desperate to Breed (CelebJihad)

The X-Men Family Tree (Unreality)

The Tiger Was Too Small and Other Mansion Party Tales (MadeMan)

Five Funny News Clips to Start Your Week (Maxim)

Nicolas Cage: The Music Video (BroBible)

Pac-Man Gets a Reality Show (Smosh)

10 Must-See Venues for Diehard Sports Fans (TotalProSports)

The Hispanic Hotties of the Golden Globes (TuVez)

Sex In Space (Pajiba)

Why Don’t People Get Kanye West‘s Jokes? (PopEater)

The 13 Most Awesomely Offensive Ricky Gervais Bits (Ranker)

Links Away: A Brief History of Product Placement

Reza F. — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 01:57:51 +0000

No blockbuster is complete without a few blaring examples of lucrative product placement. Oh and for the record, chicks totally dig the Nintendo Power Glove. Speaking from experience here.

Drink a refreshing, ice-cold Pepsi and click these links:

First Kiss More Memorable Than Losing Virginity (Asylum)

Introducing the Male Chastity Belt (BarstoolSports)

Chuck Liddell Reflects On His Storied Career (CagePotato)

MILF Monday: Ali Landry (HolyTaco)

A Brief History of Conspicuous Product Placement (FilmDrunk)

75 Movies to See in 2011 (MovieFone)

Six Surprising 2011 Oscar Campaign Posters (NextMovie)

Obama Grants Wesley Snipes Conditional Pardon (CelebJihad)

The Edgar Wright Minimalist Poster Collection (Unreality)

Cover Girl: Olivia Munn (Maxim)

The 10 Biggest Game Chokers (MadeMan)

The Nine Worst Excuses to Give Your Bookie (TotalProSports)

Epic Referee FAIL After Penalty Shot (TuVez)

The Five Best TV Episodes of the Week (Pajiba)

Charlie Sheen Partying With Porn Stars Again (PopEater)

The 30 Most Offensive Church Signs of All Time (Ranker)

100 More Greatest Movie Insults

Col. Longshanks — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 17:05:14 +0000

I know how much you kids love supercuts and cursing. Here’s another ten minutes of characters in movies letting off some cleverly-worded steam. Why can’t I come up with something this good when the guy at the 7-11 spits on my change? (Pajiba)

Get Your Pixar Fix

Col. Longshanks — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 18:36:52 +0000

Leandro Copperfield scoured the Pixar library to put together this impressive mash-up that both warms and tugs at the heart. We must first acknowledge the difficulty of this endeavor, and second acknowledge the awesomeness of the name Leandro Copperfield. If the editing thing doesn’t work out he could always work with Bengal tigers. (Vulture)

Women In Labor Supercut

Col. Longshanks — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 15:59:25 +0000

Since many are celebrating a certain biblical someone’s birthday at the end of week, we thought it a perfect opportunity to exploit the joy, pain, and hilarity of childbirth. Our talented editor Matthew Freund put together some of the best women in labor scenes from movies and television into one pain-free supercut. Well, pain-free for the viewer. The women featured could definitely use a hefty epidural.

‘We’re Not In Kansas Anymore’ Supercut

Col. Longshanks — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 17:13:23 +0000

I never realized how often characters in movies survey their surroundings and then proclaim, “We’re not in Kansas anymore.” Good God, can we stop using that reference now? Wizard of Oz came out like two-hundred years ago (right?). I’m putting out a mandate to all screenwriters: No more Dorothy quotes. You’re better than that. Unless you’re Seltzer/Friedberg. (Vulture)

NSFW Black Swan/Showgirls Trailer Mash-Up

Col. Longshanks — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 17:52:49 +0000

Damn this person for bringing to light the similarities between Black Swan and Showgirls. Now I’ll never be able to watch the former again without thinking of Elizabeth Berkley having seizure sex in a pool. I’m sure Aronofsky is writing up a strongly and elegantly worded cease and desist letter at this very moment. (Vulture)

Supercut of 250 Movie Introductions

Col. Longshanks — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 16:27:37 +0000

YouTube user MoPapparani put together a supercut of 250 introductions of 186 people, groups, and things. I’m not sure if you’ll make it all the way through the ten minute video, but watch as much as you can while you finish your bowl of generic brand Lucky Charms this morning. Also, shouldn’t the Spartacus intro count as more than one? I mean, if you want to get technical about it.

Wasted In Movies Supercut

Col. Longshanks — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 21:24:13 +0000

Movies are never short on characters who have had one too many. Just like real life drunks, they slur, slip, and spew — sometimes all at once. The unfortunate souls in this wasted in movies supercut from our editor Matthew Freund needed a friend to cut them off, or just leave them at home altogether.

“You Look Like Sht” Super-Cut Is The Sht

Wookie Johnson — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 22:56:16 +0000

A new super-cut is making the rounds this afternoon. Much like “We’ve Got Company,” “Famous Last Words,” and “I Hate Muffins,” “You Look Like Sh*t” highlights all the times characters in movies are told they look like sh*t, or tell someone else they resemble sh*t. And 22% of that time, that person is Bruce Willis.

This clip purports to be the mega-cut, but how can that be when they missed I Know What You Did Last Summer‘s Ryan Phillipe commenting, “You two should check out a mirror sometime. You look like sh*t run over twice.” I mean, COME ON. Who looks like sh*t now? (HuffPo)

Links Away: People Going Through Windows Mash-Up

Col. Longshanks — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 01:26:12 +0000

A montage of people meeting glass entitled Defenestration the Movie. If one thing came out of it, it’s that I learned “defenestration” is the act of someone going through a window. Kind of bummed they missed the opening scene from Wanted. It’s quite possibly the most epic example of defenestration ever. (Everything Is Terrible)

These links won’ break.

Five Terrible Traditions to Avoid This Holiday Season (Asylum)

Porn Hotels Give you Free Rooms If You Let Them Film You Having Sex (BarstoolSports)

The Tuesday Afternoon Rumor Funhouse (CagePotato)

How Douchebags Like to Keep You Informed of Their Douchebaggery on Facebook (HolyTaco)

Adam Sandler Has Too Much Money (FilmDrunk)

10 Reasons to See Scott Pilgrim on DVD (MovieFone)

Halle Berry Gets Plastic Surgery to Look Like a Duck (CelebJihad)

Time to Start Capturing Kinect Injuries on Video (Unreality)

Eight Misconceptions Guys Have About Dating (MadeMan)

Cobie Smulders: How We Met Your Dream Girl (Maxim)

Video Game Nerd Whines About Video Game Story (BroBible)

Twilight Breaking Dawn: More Sex Than Ever! (Smosh)

Cheerleader Wardrobe Malfunction (TotalProSports)

Baby Jams to Bob Marley (TuVez)

The Middle Child of the Late Night Wars (Pajiba)

50 Cent Teams Up With Keenan Cahill (PopEater)

The Top Five Religions That Would Make Great Games (Ranker)

Famous Last Words Mash-Up

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Famous Last Words Montage – Watch more Funny Videos

If life were more like the movies, we’d all have a clever phrase to utter right before everything goes dark. Hell, family could even etch it on our tombstones. The characters in this famous last words mash-up from our editor Matthew Freund will always be remembered by their parting thoughts. Their final resting place is in our hearts and minds. …Except for the really evil ones.

‘Community’ Funky Music Video Remix

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Funny little video that won’t take up too much of your time. If you enjoy "Community" you should watch. Then you can go back to your nap. (Vulture)

Peeps these links if you’re not too sweepy.

_{Ryan Reynolds Is Returning To TV? (}_TVSquad₎

_{Scorned Domino’s Employee Gets Extra-Crispy Revenge (}_Asylum₎

_{7 Frustrating Creationist Policies In Public Schools (}_Ranker₎

_{Online Sperm Banks May Not Be Trustworthy (}_HolyTaco₎

_{Hostess Wants To Put Ryan Reynolds’ Balls In Your Mouth (}_FilmDrunk₎

_{Classics Upgraded: Utility Players (}_Maxim₎

_{Old Lady Gets Arrested For Wearing A Whipped Cream Bra (}_{BarStoolSports}₎

_{6 Things We Hope To Learn From’The Social Network‘ Movie (}_EgoTV₎

_{If I Wanted Mindless Entertainments, I’d Go To The Movies (}_Pajiba₎

_{Sexy Halloween Costumes Are Branching Out (}_Unreality₎

_{9 Douchebags Wearing Starter Jackets (}_{TotalProSports}₎

_{The Most Ingenious Geek Costumes Ever (}_Smosh₎

_{What ‘s Your Funniest Or Craziest Learning-To-Drive Story? (}_BroBible₎

_{Emma Watson Bring Back The Brigette Nelson Look (}_CelebJihad₎

_{Hot Potato: Melissa Jo, ‘Southern Belle With A Twist’ (}_CagePotato₎

_{Jamie Foxx Wants To Golf With Halle Berry (}_PopEater₎

_{Healthy Alternative Pizza Toppings (}_MadeMan₎

40 Speeches In 2 Minutes Mash-Up

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40 Movie Speeches In 2 Minutes Mash-Up – Watch more Funny Videos

Editor Matthew Belinkie put together this mash-up of 40 inspirational movie speeches in 2 minutes. Not only did he choose some great bits of wisdom, but also managed to string them together in a coherent fashion. Let this montage lead you into the weekend with your hearts full of pride and your brains full of cocaine. Knowledge! I meant knowledge! (HeyUGuys)

Far Out Matrix-Big Lebowski Mash-up

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Matrix-Big Lebowski Mash-Up – Watch more Funny Videos

If there’s one guy who will never understand the complexities of The Matrix it’s probably The Dude. But that doesn’t stop Morpheus from trying. This mash-up beautifully cuts together the two movies to create a hilarious conversation between two characters who live life on completely different plains. Except for their fondness of narcotics. (FilmDrunk)

Free Willy: The Horror Movie

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He is a killer whale, afterall. (Buzzfeed)

Links to ruin your childhood memories.

_{Is’The Switch‘ Accurate? (}_Moviefone₎

_{NYC Man Ran $830,000 Bingo Scam (}_Asylum₎

_{9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever (}_Ranker₎

_{25 Awesome Stage Crasher Videos (}_HolyTaco₎

_{Frocast #10: Montanta Fishburne, Knives Out For Scott Pilgrim (}_FilmDrunk₎

_{Hot Chicks In The Kitchen (}_Maxim₎

_{Denver Cops Just Beating The Sh*t Out Of Passerby Again (}_{BarStoolSports}₎

_{Classic Mad Magazine Covers (}_EgoTV₎

_{The Case Of The Disappearing Teen Actor (}_Pajiba₎

_{The Very Real, Very Ridiculous Alternate Ending Of Titanic (}_Unreality₎

_{9 Greatest Simpsons Sports Cameos (}_{TotalProSports}₎

_{19 Uncanny Celebrity Look Alikes (}_Smosh₎

_{Would You Eat A KFC "Skinwich’ If It Was Real? (}_BroBible₎

_{Angelina Jolie Charged In Murder Of Her 6 Children (}_CelebJihad₎

_{Tim Kennedy Continues To Prove He Is Awesome/Terrifying (}_CagePotato₎

_{Battle Of The Geeks At Geek Awards (}_PopEater₎

_{Your Personal Shar Submarine (}_MadeMan₎

National Lampoon’s Christmas Inception

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Here’s the latest Inception mash-up for you, and hopefully one of the last. It’s not that adding the Inception score to Christmas Vacation is a bad idea, it’s just that this process could go on forever. Even Larry the Cable Guy‘s Witless Protection could be funny if mashed-up in such a manner. Alright, maybe not that movie, but you get my point.

Watch Clark Griswold lose his sh*t after the jump…

(FilmDrunk)

‘I Could Tell You But I’d Have to Kill You’ Montage

Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Here’s another movie montage for the masses. "I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you" is one of those overused lines from cinema and television that for some reason never gets old. Use it on your next outing to a bar. It’s a fabulous ice breaker and always gets the ladies to crack a smile. They’ll be pleased you have a sense of humor, and will be holding out hope that you you’re a spy. They’ll know by morning that you’re not.

You could watch the montage after the jump, but then I’d have to kill you.

I Could Tell You But Then Id Have to Kill You Montage – Watch more Funny Videos

Quality Cafe Mash-Up

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Maybe you’ve noticed it before, maybe you haven’t, but the Quality Cafe in downtown Los Angeles is one of the most popular eateries in movies. I brought this fact to the attention of our talented editor Matthew Freund and he put together an awesome mash-up of the most memorable scenes. Unfortunately the diner is only used for film shoots, but Morgan Freeman appears to be a regular. I hear he likes his eggs over easy.

Check out the Quality Cafe Mash-Up below.

The Quality Cafe in Movies Mash-Up – Watch more Funny Videos

Screen Junkies » mash-up

‘Bloodsport’ Gets The ‘Mortal Kombat’ Remix

Michael Bay Epic Spinning Shot Supercut

Links Away: Sean Bean Sure Dies A Lot

‘Carmageddon: The Movie’ Trailer

Greatest Movie Bank Robbery Ever

Game Over, Man!

Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever

Links Away: People In Movies Are Super Polite

Links Away: A Brief History of Product Placement

100 More Greatest Movie Insults

Get Your Pixar Fix

Women In Labor Supercut

‘We’re Not In Kansas Anymore’ Supercut

NSFW Black Swan/Showgirls Trailer Mash-Up

Supercut of 250 Movie Introductions

Wasted In Movies Supercut

“You Look Like Sh*t” Super-Cut Is The Sh*t

Links Away: People Going Through Windows Mash-Up

Famous Last Words Mash-Up

‘Community’ Funky Music Video Remix

40 Speeches In 2 Minutes Mash-Up

Far Out Matrix-Big Lebowski Mash-up

Free Willy: The Horror Movie

National Lampoon’s Christmas Inception

‘I Could Tell You But I’d Have to Kill You’ Montage

Quality Cafe Mash-Up

“You Look Like Sht” Super-Cut Is The Sht