How can one shot be packed with so much drama?
A spoilerific Sean Bean death mash-up.
Los Angeles, the end is nigh.
In this supercut, the craftiest criminals from cinema attempt to commit the heist of the century.
Bill Paxton’s greatest lines mash-up.
The finest sports figures from film and television offer up words of encouragement to get you back out on that field in fighting form.
Maybe I hang out with the wrong people, but in my experience no one ever says “now if you’ll excuse me” before whisking off to do something important.
No blockbuster is complete without a few blaring examples of lucrative product placement. Oh and for the record, chicks totally dig the Nintendo Power Glove.
I know how much you kids love supercuts and cursing. Here’s another ten minutes of characters in movies letting off some cleverly-worded steam.
Leandro Copperfield scoured the Pixar library to put together this impressive mash-up that both warms and tugs at the heart. We must first acknowledge the difficulty of this endeavor, and second acknowledge the awesomeness of the name Leandro Copperfield.
Since many are celebrating a certain biblical someone’s birthday at the end of week, we thought it a perfect opportunity to exploit the joy, pain, and hilarity of childbirth.
I never realized how often characters in movies survey their surroundings and then proclaim, “We’re not in Kansas anymore.” Good God, can we stop using that reference now? Wizard of Oz came out like two-hundred years ago (right?).
Damn this person for bringing to light the similarities between Black Swan and Showgirls. Now I’ll never be able to watch the former again without thinking of Elizabeth Berkley having seizure sex in a pool.
YouTube user MoPapparani put together a supercut of 250 introductions of 186 people, groups, and things. I’m not sure if you’ll make it all the way through the ten minute video, but watch as much as you can while you finish your bowl of generic brand Lucky Charms this morning.
Movies are never short on characters who have had one too many. Just like real life drunks, they slur, slip, and spew — sometimes all at once.The unfortunate souls in this wasted in movies supercut from our editor Matthew Freund needed a friend to cut them off, or just leave them at home altogether.
A new super-cut is making the rounds this afternoon. Much like “We’ve Got Company,” “Famous Last Words,” and “I Hate Muffins,” “You Look Like Sh*t” highlights all the times characters in movies are told they look like sh*t, or tell someone else they resemble sh*t. And 22% of that time, that person is Bruce Willis.
A montage of people meeting glass entitled Defenestration the Movie. If one thing came out of it, it’s that I learned “defenestration” is the act of someone going through a window. Kind of bummed they missed the opening scene from Wanted.
Famous Last Words Montage – Watch more Funny Videos
Funny little video that won't take up too much of your time. If you enjoy "Community" you should watch. Then you can go back to your nap. (Vulture)
Peeps these links if you're not too sweepy.
Ryan Reynolds Is Returning To TV? (TVSquad)
Scorned Domino's Employee Gets Extra-Crispy Revenge (Asylum)
7 Frustrating Creationist Policies In Public Schools (Ranker)
Online Sperm Banks May Not Be Trustworthy (HolyTaco)
Hostess Wants To Put Ryan Reynolds' Balls In Your Mouth (FilmDrunk)
Classics Upgraded: Utility Players (Maxim)
Old Lady Gets Arrested For Wearing A Whipped Cream Bra (BarStoolSports)
6 Things We Hope To Learn From 'The Social Network' Movie (EgoTV)
If I Wanted Mindless Entertainments, I'd Go To The Movies (Pajiba)
Sexy Halloween Costumes Are Branching Out (Unreality)
9 Douchebags Wearing Starter Jackets (TotalProSports)
The Most Ingenious Geek Costumes Ever (Smosh)
What 's Your Funniest Or Craziest Learning-To-Drive Story? (BroBible)
Emma Watson Bring Back The Brigette Nelson Look (CelebJihad)
Hot Potato: Melissa Jo, 'Southern Belle With A Twist' (CagePotato)
Jamie Foxx Wants To Golf With Halle Berry (PopEater)
Healthy Alternative Pizza Toppings (MadeMan)
40 Movie Speeches In 2 Minutes Mash-Up – Watch more Funny Videos
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If there's one guy who will never understand the complexities of The Matrix it's probably The Dude. But that doesn't stop Morpheus from trying. This mash-up beautifully cuts together the two movies to create a hilarious conversation between two characters who live life on completely different plains. Except for their fondness of narcotics. (FilmDrunk)
He is a killer whale, afterall. (Buzzfeed)
Links to ruin your childhood memories.
Is 'The Switch' Accurate? (Moviefone)
NYC Man Ran $830,000 Bingo Scam (Asylum)
9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever (Ranker)
25 Awesome Stage Crasher Videos (HolyTaco)
Frocast #10: Montanta Fishburne, Knives Out For Scott Pilgrim (FilmDrunk)
Hot Chicks In The Kitchen (Maxim)
Denver Cops Just Beating The Sh*t Out Of Passerby Again (BarStoolSports)
Classic Mad Magazine Covers (EgoTV)
The Case Of The Disappearing Teen Actor (Pajiba)
The Very Real, Very Ridiculous Alternate Ending Of Titanic (Unreality)
9 Greatest Simpsons Sports Cameos (TotalProSports)
19 Uncanny Celebrity Look Alikes (Smosh)
Would You Eat A KFC "Skinwich' If It Was Real? (BroBible)
Angelina Jolie Charged In Murder Of Her 6 Children (CelebJihad)
Tim Kennedy Continues To Prove He Is Awesome/Terrifying (CagePotato)
Battle Of The Geeks At Geek Awards (PopEater)
Your Personal Shark Submarine (MadeMan)
Here's the latest Inception mash-up for you, and hopefully one of the last. It's not that adding the Inception score to Christmas Vacation is a bad idea, it's just that this process could go on forever. Even Larry the Cable Guy's Witless Protection could be funny if mashed-up in such a manner. Alright, maybe not that movie, but you get my point.
Watch Clark Griswold lose his sh*t after the jump…
Here's another movie montage for the masses. "I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you" is one of those overused lines from cinema and television that for some reason never gets old. Use it on your next outing to a bar. It's a fabulous ice breaker and always gets the ladies to crack a smile. They'll be pleased you have a sense of humor, and will be holding out hope that you you're a spy. They'll know by morning that you're not.
You could watch the montage after the jump, but then I'd have to kill you.
Maybe you've noticed it before, maybe you haven't, but the Quality Cafe in downtown Los Angeles is one of the most popular eateries in movies. I brought this fact to the attention of our talented editor Matthew Freund and he put together an awesome mash-up of the most memorable scenes. Unfortunately the diner is only used for film shoots, but Morgan Freeman appears to be a regular. I hear he likes his eggs over easy.
Check out the Quality Cafe Mash-Up below.