We’ve sent our very own Nick Mundy to embarrass himself in front of his childhood hero. Mark Wahlberg was not impressed.

I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

It’s funny because the fat characters act like normal, sexy people.

I heard the tank top budget on this film was in the millions.

“I’m the one hackin’ here. Not you, not you, and not you.”

I predict bitches get beat up.

Oh, I hope he plays someone bemused and befuddled.

Hollywood’s new besties.

IMHO.

Thanks for weighing in, idiots.

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.

Director: Baltasar Kormákur Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Giovanni Ribisi, Kate Beckinsale Synopsis: To protect his brother-in-law from a drug lord, a former smuggler heads to Panama to score millions of dollars in counterfeit bills. Release Date:…

They aren’t awful, but they sure aren’t good.

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

Yeah, Rocky’s on it.

Also features a semi-dressed Kate Beckinsale.

Check out these celeb-owned off-the-radar establishments.

Quick! Get the second-most improbable actor’s agent on the phone.

My theory: He goes a little heavy on “Woods” by Abercrombie & Fitch.

There’s something about Crowe that screams corrupt mayor.

She’s going to play a wacky neighbor, but “wacky” in the sense that she has some serious mental issues. Sad.

This film is about “party-happy mercenaries.” That’s all you really need to know.

It turns out David O. Russell will not be directing a video game movie. Which makes way more sense than if he did.

Will he yell at Mark Wahlberg in a thick Boston accent?

Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg are hoping the movie won’t be a turkey.

Instead of ‘body, head, body’ it’s just ‘head, head, head’.

Melissa Leo won an Oscar, and got to drop an Academy Award winning f-bomb, for her portrayal of boxing manager mom Alice Ward in ‘The Fighter’.

Pictured: Mark Wahlberg carrying who I can only assume is Justin Bieber