I just learned that Christopher Nolan was a producer of ‘Man of Steel’.
Calm down, geeks. CALM DOWN!
What if instead of the Kents’, Superman was raised by Honey Boo-Boo’s family?
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the ass-trouncing this film deserves!!
Fresh from his gritty reboot, the Man Of Steel is back on Saturday mornings with all-new powers!
Will they fight? Will they hug?
Then again, your father’s Superman is dead.
Not in Kansas….
Earth gets to’ up!
He’s really earned his Science Guy stripes.
He’s proven to be adept in the role of Man.
Perfect for movie fans who hate rounded edges.
Walmart invades Smallville.
It’s cool the way the mouths almost sync up.
This is the one we’ve been waiting for.
Your favorite hero as you’ve never seen him before. With a fake beard.
Come for the review, stay for the sexual role play.
And demolishes everything in sight.
Or mayhap he won’t.
And it condones hitchhiking.
And he’s probably right.
The Hall of MILFs inducts another member.
The ‘Man Of Steel’ is here. And he looks really mad.
Jimmy Olsen is gonna get TOLD.
Geez, let the robot pee, for Pete’s sake.
Bond gets his mother figure while Superman just gets a distinguished-looking army dude.
Kneel before Antje Traue?