Dammit, Guy Ritchie, stop smiling like that so I can bring myself to be mad at you!
Guy Ritchie Taking HIs Cockney Charms To ‘Treasure Island’
Friday, June 1 by

I blame Madonna, and yes, I’m comfortable doing that.

The enemy of my enemy is my pyschoitic friend!
Good News: Madonna’s Violent Stalker Has Escaped
Friday, February 10 by

Chalk one up for the violently insane!

How rude!
The Donkey Sperm Network Is Sorry That M.I.A. Flipped You Off
Monday, February 6 by

She is SO not getting a sitcom now.

Other than just by doing this, of course.
19 Ways Madonna Can ‘Bring Gay’ To The Super Bowl
Friday, January 27 by

This article contains phrases like “bear,” “pig bottom,” “riding crop,” and “Tim Tebow.”

Tweeting is hard! I'm exhausted!
Lame: 13 Celebrities Hospitalized For “Exhaustion”
Thursday, January 26 by

I’ve been Tweeting all day. Take me to the hospital!

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Hollywood’s Top 10 Best Bad Girls
Monday, October 17 by

The few, the proud.

What have we here?
In Honor of Carrie Fisher’s Weight Loss: Proof That God Loves Actors and Hates Actresses
Wednesday, August 24 by

The proof is all around us, if we know where to look. I looked in the tabloids, and found all the proof I needed.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone
5 Celebrities Who Were Targeted By Islamic Extremists (Besides David Letterman)
Wednesday, August 17 by

David Letterman is not alone.

10 Best Beach Sex Scene
Monday, February 14 by Amin El-Gazzar

Filmmakers seem to think that the beach is the best place to film a sex scene, so here are a list of the 10 best beach sex scenes. At one…

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Chet Hanks and the Most Embarrassing Children In Hollywood
Thursday, January 13 by

Clearly, Chet is embarrassing the living hell out of his old man, but he’s new on the scene. If he hopes to be the most embarrassing child in Hollywood, he’s got some stiff competition.

Madonna Gets to Direct ‘W.E.’
Sunday, February 14 by

Total nag-hag.I've got a bit of good news for those of you who hate your eyeballs. Soon you'll be able to point them at a new film directed by crazy momenteer Madonna. The movie, titled W.E., will be the diva/box office poisoner's second directorial gig and of course it's about British people. It tells the true story of the love affair between King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson that led to the British royal abdicating from the throne to marry his divorcee lover. Midget-prostitute-battler and Oscar nominee Vera Farmiga is said to be interested to star.Madonna helming a lavish, period piece sounds like a recipe for disaster. Just like these mustard pancakes I just made. I didn't add nearly enough Clamato. (Variety)