Screen Junkies » lucy lawless http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 20 Aug 2014 01:42:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Lucy Lawless To Play A Swanson Love Interest On ‘Parks And Recreation’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/lucy-lawless-to-play-a-swanson-love-interest-on-parks-and-recreation/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/lucy-lawless-to-play-a-swanson-love-interest-on-parks-and-recreation/#comments Thu, 16 Aug 2012 14:43:33 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=250384 I hope he doesn't get his mustache rubbed off again.

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The only woman who is woman enough for the man that is Ron Swanson is Xena: Warrior Princess. After she wasn’t able to play Tammy 1 due to scheduling conflicts with Spartacus, Lucy Who Does Not Obey The Law will finally be finding her way on to Parks and Recreation in season five.

Lawless will play a single mom who needs the assistance of the Pawnee Parks Department, and since she’s gonna be around for a few episodes, it’s highly like that she will be playing the previously-hinted-at Swanson Girl. A Swanson Girl is like a Bond Girl, but way more interesting.

If this relationship doesn’t end with a battle with medieval weapons then…then…just…missed opportunity, man.

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Lucy Lawless Tries To Deny The World Its Sweet, Sweet Oil, Gets Arrested http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/lucy-lawless-tries-to-deny-the-world-its-sweet-sweet-oil-gets-arrested/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/lucy-lawless-tries-to-deny-the-world-its-sweet-sweet-oil-gets-arrested/#comments Tue, 28 Feb 2012 00:12:29 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=246314 In real life, Lucy Lawless' superpower is acting like an entitled Hollywood liberal.

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Good news today: Lucy Lawless, of Xena: Warrior Princess and Spartacus fame, has been arrested as her plot to deny the world the oil it deserves was foiled by New Zealand police. Lawless and six other Greenpeace protestors climbed atop the Noble Discoverer, a drilling ship serving Shell Oil.

She had been atop the rig for 77 hours, but was arrested as police came to the aid of the ship to take away the trespassers.

Upon her arrest, Lawless Tweeted, “Loud music over speakers about 1.30 AM. They starting to go Guantanamo on our ass?”

Yes, yes. I’m sure that Lawless’ plight of spending a weekend occupying a tanker ship in new Zealand is very similar to the people in Guantanamo Bay, some of whom have been unjustly held and tortured. I don’t know why Xena can’t just accept the fact that without that awesome oil she’s shanghaiing, we’d all have to ride the bus like poor people.

I think the survivors would envy the dead.

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‘Spartacus: Blood & Sand’ Actress Lucy Lawless http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/spartacus-blood-sand-actress-lucy-lawless/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/spartacus-blood-sand-actress-lucy-lawless/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Lucy Lawless is best known for her role as Xena the Warrior Princess, the ass kicking hot chick who may or may not have been a lesbian. Although she's done lots of television and film in her career, the image of her in her warrior skirt, beating the crap out of stunt men in ancient Greek attire, will forever be stuck in my head.A word from Lucy: "I have less and less control and I'm more disinhibited every day."Put on your Warrior Princess garb, walk down the streets of Hollywood, and cut the head off of any person who rubs you the wrong way. It's really the only way to deal with that crowd.Maintain control as you check out more pics after the jump. 

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Lucy Lawless is best known for her role as Xena the Warrior Princess, the ass kicking hot chick who may or may not have been a lesbian. Although she’s done lots of television and film in her career, the image of her in her warrior skirt, beating the crap out of stunt men in ancien Greek attire, will forever be stuck in my head.

A word from Lucy: "I have less and less control and I’m more disinhibited every day."

Put on your Warrior Princess garb, walk down the streets of Hollywood, and cut the head off of any person who rubs you the wrong way. It’s really the only way to deal with that crowd.

Maintain control as you check out more pics after the jump. 

 

       

       

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