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In a recent interview with Movie Mikes, Corey Feldman pulled a Shia Lebeouf by trashing his last sequel, Lost Boys 2: The Tribe, and then immediately talking up the next installment, Lost Boys 3: The Thirst. That usally raises a red flag, but after watching the latest trailer for the film, all of my fears were put to rest…NOT!

Yes, I just used a horribly outdated Wayne’s World catch phrase. But at least Wayne’s World had some relevance within the last 20 years. That’s more than can be said for The Lost Boys, which hasn’t been popular in over two decades.

That’s not to say Lost Boys 3 looks completely terrible. I’m sure it’s a lot more palatable than the Twilight movies all those damn kids keep going on about. And the story of a group of vampire hunters raiding an LA nightclub in order to shoot and kill all of the undead patrons seems cool. It reminds me of a reoccurring dream I’ve been having, except for all the vampire stuff. (DreadCentral)

^{Beat it, Feldman!!}

As you can tell by the sound of "Cry Little Sister" pumping out of your speakers, here is the trailer for Lost Boys: The Thirst. Corey Feldman returns as Edgar Frog, who reteams with his brother Alan to fight the war on vampire drugs. More importantly, the film co-stars Tanit Phoenix (pictured above left). If you don’t know who that is, look her pictures up and cancel your plans for tonight.

The only thing preventing this from being a blockbuster is the fact that Corey Feldman is starring in the Vin Diesel role. If a movie features wall-running and the line "If I’m gonna do this. I’m gonna need weapons," it should automatically star Vin Diesel. He should just mysteriously appear a la Candyman.

CHECK OUT THE TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP…

(via ShockTilYouDrop)