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The Three Musketeers
Thursday, October 13 by

Director: Paul W.S. AndersonCast: Luke Evans, Ray Stevenson, Matthew McFayden, Logan Lerman, Christoph WaltzSynopsis: Anderson's version of the musketeers is going for a contemporary feel without moving the story from the traditional period setting.

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First Look At Emma Watson Not Being A Wizard In ‘The Perks Of Being A Wallflower’
Thursday, June 9 by

It’s hard to recognize her without a wand in her face.

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Logan Lerman Is Going To Bang His Dad’s Mistress
Monday, April 18 by

He’s either starring in ‘The Only Living Boy In New York’ or Maury Povich’s show.

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‘Arrested Development’s’ Mae Whitman Somehow Stood Out During ‘Wallflower’ Audition
Tuesday, April 5 by

This casting is as Ann as the nose on plain’s face.

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‘Three Musketeers’ Trailer Replaces Sheen With Explosions
Friday, March 25 by

Summit has released the trailer for Paul W.S. Anderson’s new explosion-y take on The Three Musketeers, which is in 3D, of course.

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Breathe Easy: There Will Be A ‘Percy Jackson’ Sequel
Tuesday, March 1 by

It’s been confirmed that ‘Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters’ is officially being worked on. My hands are trembling with excitement as I type this.

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Emma Watson Befriends A Creepy Snail Mail Stalker
Tuesday, January 25 by

Emma Watson is running around with fake-Harry Potter Percy Jackson. Untrustworthy witch!

Some Little Jerk in The Running for ‘Spider-Man’ Reboot
Thursday, February 4 by

Let me preface this post by saying I disapprove of the Spider-man Reboot in general. With that said, little idiot Logan Lerman told Access Hollywood that he's in early talks to play Peter Parker in Marc Webb's jerktastic reboot of the Spider-Man franchise. Says Lerman: “It’s just, you know, conversations are starting. It’s a long process with the dumbass studio and the jerkball producers and everything. But it’s definitely a project that I’m really interested in, of course.  I’d love to focus on the sh*thead element a little bit more. It’d be such a fun experience.” However, the Hollywood Reporter says that the little snot and Percy Jackson star is just one of the dickwads with whom the sh*t-for-brains studio is meeting. Says a spokesman for the studio:“No offers have been made, nor have any business discussions been made with that fartknocker.”When asked for comment, a Spider-Man fan on the street (me) responded with a prolonged fart sound.So there you have it. The first official hat in the ring for the coveted role of Peter Parker. We'll keep you posted as more stupid buttheads are announced. (THR)