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		<title>Balki Acted Like A Dick On Local Morning News</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 21:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wookie Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bronson Pinchot does not respect Mother Nature.]]></description>
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		<title>According To KRQE News, The Pedobear Threat Is Real</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wookie Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your move, Internet.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What you see above is an actual <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/handheld-american-history-x-game-will-smash-your-mind/" target="_blank">local news</a> piece from Albuquerque&#8217;s KRQE investigating beloved <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/internet-891/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Internet</a> personality <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/handheld-american-history-x-game-will-smash-your-mind/" target="_blank">Pedobear</a>. What this report alleges is that the character, which was designed to poke fun at pedophiles and their wily attempts to lure <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/children/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>children</a> into presenting their bathing suit areas, is actually being reappropriated by pedophiles to lure children into presenting their bathing suit areas. It&#8217;s a lot like the U.S. training Al Qaeda when you almost think about it.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t help but feel like I&#8217;m walking into a trap here. By all accounts this seems like an honest, straightforward news <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/clip-896/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>clip</a> and given the light research I&#8217;ve done (asking a guy), this is in fact real. But it just seems so tailor made for Internet ridicule. The earnest cluelessness of the anchors. The empty threats from the Attorney General&#8217;s office. The <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/chick/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>chick</a> up on the roof. It screams put-on but <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/shows-2/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>shows</a> no <em>wink, wink</em>. To paraphrase <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/terri/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>Terri</a> Hatcher, &#8220;It&#8217;s real. And it&#8217;s spectacular.&#8221;</p>
<p>Your move, Internet.</p>
<p><strong>Check out out our latest <a href='http://www.screenjunkies.com/tag/gallery-732/' class='linkify' target='_blank'>gallery</a> where we <a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/we-ranked-the-victorias-secret-models-on-their-acting-for-some-reason/" target="_blank">rank the Victoria Secret models on their acting, for some reason</a>&#8230;</strong><br />
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