Screen Junkies » local news http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Sat, 25 Oct 2014 16:05:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Balki Acted Like A Dick On Local Morning News http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/balki-acted-like-a-dick-on-local-morning-news/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/balki-acted-like-a-dick-on-local-morning-news/#comments Fri, 29 Mar 2013 21:47:48 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=254197 Bronson Pinchot does not respect Mother Nature.

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Bronson Pinchot does not respect Mother Nature.

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According To KRQE News, The Pedobear Threat Is Real http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/according-to-krqe-news-the-pedobear-threat-is-very-real/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/according-to-krqe-news-the-pedobear-threat-is-very-real/#comments Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:02:32 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=238046 Your move, Internet.

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What you see above is an actual local news piece from Albuquerque’s KRQE investigating beloved Internet personality Pedobear. What this report alleges is that the character, which was designed to poke fun at pedophiles and their wily attempts to lure children into presenting their bathing suit areas, is actually being reappropriated by pedophiles to lure children into presenting their bathing suit areas. It’s a lot like the U.S. training Al Qaeda when you almost think about it.

I can’t help but feel like I’m walking into a trap here. By all accounts this seems like an honest, straightforward news clip and given the light research I’ve done (asking a guy), this is in fact real. But it just seems so tailor made for Internet ridicule. The earnest cluelessness of the anchors. The empty threats from the Attorney General’s office. The chick up on the roof. It screams put-on but shows no wink, wink. To paraphrase Terri Hatcher, “It’s real. And it’s spectacular.”

Your move, Internet.

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