Screen Junkies » Limp Bizkit http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 16 Sep 2014 20:32:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Fred Durst Directing eHarmony Ads Now http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/fred-durst-directing-eharmony-ads-now/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/fred-durst-directing-eharmony-ads-now/#comments Fri, 09 May 2014 14:32:30 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=261537 Because if you can't find love with the help of a man who started a riot at Woodstock 99, then you can't find love.

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In news that is completely surprising, yet, at the same time, feels incredibly appropriate, Fred Durst, lead singer and founder of Limp Bizkit, has directed a new eHarmony ad.

Sadly, we don’t have the video of it online YET, but we’re comfortable assuming it will consist of him screaming “harmony” over and over into a camera that uses a fish-eye lens.

Or maybe it’ll show him having a romantic picnic with a red Yankees cap. We just don’t know yet.

In the event you don’t believe a word I’m saying (totally understandable), check out this tweet:

Boom. Dursted.

As soon as the video finds its way online, you can be sure we’ll get it to you. Then you can be sure that we’ll help you forget it ever existed. Such is the nature of pop culture journalism.

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Good Movie Alert: Paul Walker To Star In Fred Durst’s ‘Pawn Shop Chronicles’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/good-movie-alert-paul-walker-to-star-in-fred-dursts-pawn-shop-chronicles/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/good-movie-alert-paul-walker-to-star-in-fred-dursts-pawn-shop-chronicles/#comments Tue, 15 Feb 2011 04:19:30 +0000 Geoffrey Golden http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=26937 It's probably not too late for Walker to arrogantly hop into his Subaru WRX STI, drive away and pretend you never agreed to anything.

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The Limp Bizkit song “Rollin’” was really a prophecy. Fred Durst knew someday he’d be a film director, and would cast an actor known primarily for rollin’ around in expensive looking cars Paul Walker (The Fast and The Furious and The Sequels). See, Limp Bizkit was just ahead of its time. The depths of their awfulness could only be appreciated years later.

Durst, the director of the upcoming thriller Pawn Shop Chronicles, now stars Walker in a film described as follows:

…multiple interconnected stories [center] around a missing wedding ring which leads to a wild-goose chase involving meth addicts, skinheads and an Elvis impersonator.

This is a thriller? It sounds like an “edgy” Robin Williams comedy you’d find in the $2 section at a Walgreens. Also, an Elvis impersonator? Sounds like the film is being shot in ClicheVision. Are the meth addicts mimes?

The script is co-written by actor Adam Minarovich “The Walking Dead“) and is being described as “a hillbilly Pulp Fiction.” Listen, Mr. Walker, filming doesn’t start until spring. It’s probably not too late to arrogantly hop into your Subaru WRX STI drive away and pretend you never agreed to anything. (FirstShowing)

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Fred Durst to Ruin Your Love of Movies with ‘Pawn Shop Chronicles’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/fred-durst-to-ruin-your-love-of-movies-with-pawn-shop-chronicles/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/fred-durst-to-ruin-your-love-of-movies-with-pawn-shop-chronicles/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Remember how the band Limp Bizkit made you want to stick an icepick in your ears and never listen to music again? Well now Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst wants to try and ruin your love of cinema by directing his latest film, Pawn Shop Chronicles. Written by Adam Minarovich, the script is said to be in the vein of Pulp Fiction with 24 Frames describing it as such: “in a nutshell, a missing wedding ring leads to a wild-goose chase involving meth addicts, skinheads and an Elvis impersonator.” Based the that wacky description, it sounds like a mix between Hooneymoon in Vegas, "Breaking Bad," and a steaming pile of dog nookie. (Collider)

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Remember how the band Limp Bizkit made you want to stick an icepick in your ears and never listen to music again? Well now Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst wants to try and ruin your love of cinema by directing his latest film, Pawn Shop Chronicles.

Written by Adam Minarovich, the script is said to be in the vein of Pulp Fiction with 24 Frames describing it as such: “in a nutshell, a missing wedding ring leads to a wild-goose chase involving meth addicts, skinheads and an Elvis impersonator.”

Based the that wacky description, it sounds like a mix between Hooneymoon in Vegas, "Breaking Bad," and a steaming pile of dog nookie. (Collider)

 

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