They producers are going to take you. And when they grab you, yell out all the information that you can so that I can find you.

Our moms will still get the two mixed up though.

I bet Liam Neeson wishes he could just once travel without having to punch guys in the throat.

At least he knows how to use the Google.

Oh man. Poor Perseus. Not only does he have a whole bunch of new monsters to slay, but now he also has to get ready to face oblivion. Oblivion is…

You can’t shame this guy.

He wants to trick us into thinking that wolves won’t eat us and our love ones at the first opportunity.

Yeah, more like Isliam Neeson.

Director: Joe Carnahan Cast: Liam Neeson, Dermot Mulroney, Frank Grillo Synopsis: In Alaska, an oil drilling team struggle to survive after a plane crash strands them in the wild. Hunting the humans are a pack…

How the hell did that happen?

Awwwwww, man.

Peter Berg don’t play games.

Let’s all get really worked up. Together. As a family.

People you will see in ‘The Hangover Part II’: Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms. People who you will not see: Liam Neeson. Monkeys you will see: that monkey they now have.

Woody Allen, Tyler Perry and David Cronenberg will direct them. In different projects, though I’d be curious to know what the six of them would accomplish together.

‘The Professionals’ are coming! ‘The Professionals’ are coming!

The star of ‘Taken’ may not be back to reprise his role in ‘Taken 2′. Maybe sequel co-writer/producer Luc Besson will kidnap Liam Neeson’s daughter until he says “yes?”

Unknown is not just a mediocre action movie. It’s actually bad. The thinking must have been: Liam Neeson was awesome in Taken. Let’s put him in another one.

Never one to turn down a role, the star of every other movie has returned to the Star Wars universe.

Director: Jaume Collet-Serra Cast: Liam Neeson, January Jones, Diane Kruger, Frank Langella Synopsis: A man awakens from a coma, only to discover that someone has taken on his identity and…

I’m really bad at detecting sarcasm, so I’m not 100% sure that the script has really gone though ten drafts. But even an idiot can tell that Neeson’s comment about the quality of the story was facetious. Good one, Liam.

In the new poster for Unknown, Liam Neeson tries to cover up horrible acne scars and/or the dark side of his soul. Depends on how deep you want to get with it.

Paul Giamatti has landed a role in The Hangover Part II, Deadline is reporting. The Oscar-nominated actor is set to join the cast of the Todd Phillips’ comedy sometime in the next few weeks. Although nothing has been confirmed, many are speculating that Giamatti will take on the tattoo-artist role originally offered to Mel Gibson.