No one tell her the role’s already been filled. She’s got a gun and can only land a hit at close range, for God’s sake. (Movieline)

These links make a fine shield.

_{New York in Movies Montag (Moviefone)}

_{Savanna Sampson Talks Porn Stardom (Asylum)}

_{Kendra’s Sex Tape Broke Her Heart (PopEater)}

_{25 Jared Allen Mullet Pics (HolyTaco)}

_{Best Movie Review You’ll Read (FilmDrunk)}

_{12 Examples of Badass Body Armor in Movies (Unreality)}

_{Lindsay Lohan 2 Blackout Party Pics (BroBible)}

_{She’ll Bend Over Backwards for You (TotalProSports)}

_{Hot Girls and the Great Outdoors (Maxim)}

_{Dana White Video Blog (CagePotato)}

_{Blake Lively Bohemian Bikini Pics (CelebJihad)}

_{20 Worst Work Outfits of All Time (Smosh)}

_{Five TV Finales That Nearly Ruined the Series (Pajiba)}

_{Happy Ending Massage (Atom)}

_{Travel Advice from Josh Duhmel (MadeMan)}

C’mon Tom, you already played a vampire. Why you gotta weasle your way in to the current hottest Hollywood franchise?

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_{Kobe Bryant Hits Amazing Circus Shot (TotalProSports)}

_{Chicks + Cameras Mirrors (TheChive)}

_{Travolta is an Idiot (FilmDrunk)}

_{Boldly Go Where No Bloopers Have Gone Before (SuperTremendous)}

_{Best Chick Flicks of All Time (Pajiba)}

_{50 Cent and Michael Bay Bang Groupies (CelebJihad)}

_{Neil Patrick Harris’s Very First Tweets (Unreality)}

_{10 Things You Should Never Say to a Gamer Girl (Asylum)}

_{Anna Kournikova Ass Update: Still Tight (BustedCoverage)}

_{Little Girl Owned Hard by Door (RegretfulMorning)}

_{Least Safe Vehicle of the Year (MadeMan)}

_{Homestead Crash Videos (AllLeftTurns)}

_{Undercover Cop Gets Ass Kicked on City Bus (NothingToxic)}

_{The iPhone Affair (Atom)}