That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.
He kind of looks like the Nazi from ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’
What’s another word for ‘depression’?
He also thinks Lars von Trier is a retard.
‘Freedom of expression’ doesn’t include being a Nazi, Lars!
Von Trier does his best Mel Gibson impersonation.
Martin Scorsese will want to know if Lars Von Trier is talking to him.
This may be your last chance to tell Kiefer Sutherland how you really feel about him.
This man is paid to frustrate and confuse film audiences.
Bring all of your friends to Cannes and see some dinosaurs!
What will happen when the juggernaut behind “Sit Down, Shut Up” and “Running Wilde” co-opts the laugh factory behind Dogtown and Dancer in the Dark?
Lars Von Trier now has a way to bring his latest depressive episode to you.
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