Yes, Lars...You're SOOO oppressed.
Lars Von Trier Taking His Talents To Detroit For A Horror Film
Wednesday, May 14 by

These days, most any film set in Detroit is a horror film, or, at the very least, dystopian.

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Lars Von Trier Dusts Off His Rammstein Records For NSFW ‘Nymphomaniac’ Trailer
Friday, November 22 by

Warning: boinking.

SOLD.
Don’t Worry, Lars Von Trier’s Next Movie, ‘Nymphomaniac’, Will Be Five Hours Long
Thursday, September 12 by

That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.

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Lars Von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’ Will Combine Computer Trickery And Stunt Genitals
Tuesday, May 21 by

It ain’t natural.

Official auditon photo.
Shia LaBeouf To Have Real Sex With An Actual Girl In Von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’
Friday, August 17 by

Classic Von Trier.

He kind of looks like the Nazi from 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'
Lars Von Trier Un-Apologizes For Hitler ‘Joke’
Tuesday, September 20 by

He kind of looks like the Nazi from ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’

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New ‘Melancholia’ Trailer Will Fill You With, Uh…?
Saturday, September 3 by

What’s another word for ‘depression’?

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Uwe Boll: “The Tree Of Life Is A Piece Of Sh*t”
Thursday, June 30 by

He also thinks Lars von Trier is a retard.

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Lars Von Trier Can’t Get Within 500 Feet Of Cannes
Thursday, May 19 by

‘Freedom of expression’ doesn’t include being a Nazi, Lars!

He even sits like a Nazi
Lars Von Trier Apologizes For Being A Nazi
Wednesday, May 18 by

Von Trier does his best Mel Gibson impersonation.

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Lars Von Trier To Annoy Martin Scorsese On Film
Friday, May 13 by

Martin Scorsese will want to know if Lars Von Trier is talking to him.

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It’s The End Of The World As We Know It In ‘Melancholia’ Trailer
Friday, April 8 by

This may be your last chance to tell Kiefer Sutherland how you really feel about him.

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Lars Von Trier’s ‘The Nymphomaniac’ Sure To Be Unsexy, Borderline Revolting
Thursday, March 24 by

This man is paid to frustrate and confuse film audiences.

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You Get To See ‘Tree of Life’ At Cannes!
Thursday, March 24 by

Bring all of your friends to Cannes and see some dinosaurs!

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Mitch Hurwitz + Lars Von Trier Can’t Possibly Be A Bad Thing
Tuesday, February 22 by

What will happen when the juggernaut behind “Sit Down, Shut Up” and “Running Wilde” co-opts the laugh factory behind Dogtown and Dancer in the Dark?

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Lars Von Trier Has ‘Melancholia’
Sunday, February 13 by

Lars Von Trier now has a way to bring his latest depressive episode to you.

Lars Von Trier Wants You to Visit Denmark
Tuesday, February 23 by

Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von TrierThe Onion got their hands on a few new Denmark tourism ads that director/cinematic sadist Lars Von Trier has been putting together. I'm sure more folks are inclined to visit now that they're aware of the banging club scene, but a pictorial on Willem Defoe's naked, flexed ass would have brought them in in droves.Take a magical trip through today's links.The Future of 3D in Cinema (Moviefone)Worst Real-Life Bosses (Asylum)25 Terrible Athletes (HolyTaco)Epic 80s Stripper Documentary (FilmDrunk)Naked Sled Racing Should be in the Olympics (TotalProSports)8 Best Hilarious Cameos in Comedies (Unreality)UFC Will Overcharge Fans in Movie Theaters (CagePotato)22 Awesome Things That Look Like Yoda (Maxim)Hilary Duff Thanks Her Fiancé with Her Mouth (CelebJihad)'Nightmare on Elm Street' Movie Poster (Pajiba)ICP Juggalo News (Atom)How To Make a Viral Video (MadeMan)Jimmie Johnson On Late Late Show (AllLeftTurns)6 Reasons Why You Didn't Get Laid Last Night (RegretfulMorning)