I have no difficulty believing that he suffers from crippling heartburn, 24 hours a day.
WWE And Larry The Cable Guy Putting Together A ‘Jingle All The Way’ Sequel
Wednesday, February 12 by

At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.

His is not a small head.
Tyler Perry And Larry The Cable Guy Teaming Up Solely To Piss Me Off
Wednesday, January 16 by

If God exists, then why do Tyler Perry movies happen to good people?

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Just Give In And Watch A ‘Cars 2′ Trailer
Thursday, May 12 by

Finally, all the unanswered questions from ‘Cars’ will be cleared up.

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Car Fetishists Will Get Weirdly Excited By These ‘Cars 2′ Videos
Thursday, January 20 by

If you prefer tailpipe to tail, these odd turntable videos to promote ‘Cars 2′ will be auto-erotic entertainment for you.

Adam Sandler: What the Hell Happened?
Wednesday, September 8 by

“I hate Adam Sandler movies.”

I used to get pissed off when I’d hear someone say that. First of all, it should be “Sandler’s movies,” not “Sandler movies.” Not that I’m a grammar Nazi, but come on! Second, what‘s not to like?

When pressed, most Sandler haters would reply with something along the lines of “his movies are stupid.” Of course they’re stupid. Most comedies are. But Sandler’s don’t pretend to be anything more. If you want something “intellectual,” go whack off to Vicky Cristina Barcelona. I prefer to laugh.