This news is so far from your wheelhouse it circles right back around to “interesting.”

Because Luhrmann loves period pieces with contemporary music. Juxtaposition!

Are Laci’s fans Little Little Monsters?

This is going to be weird.

The VMAs: Still just for weirdos anymore.

That’s 72, by our count…which is probably wrong. At any rate, it’s a lot.

Using the awesome power of the Screen Junkies super computer (The SJ 3000), I was able to determine the most probable roles for those rumored to be appearing in the film, and you can’t argue with science. So sit back and see for yourself who will be playing what in the upcoming Muppet Movie.

In the latest Muppet movie, one name stands out like a brown stain on an otherwise clean pair of tighty whities: Lady Gaga.