The dwarves in this iteration of the Grimm Fairy Tale will be replaced by the taller and less numerous Viggo Mortensen, who will play the role of the titular huntsman, who is sent to kill Snow White, but ends up serving as her protector. Charlize Theron is in talks to play the evil queen, despite the fact that she’s only sort of evil in real life. The movie has been described as a gritty re-telling of the familiar story, which should comes as no surprise, because films that aren’t described as “gritty re-telling”s don’t get made these days.

Whatever you do, do NOT confuse this Universal Studios Snow White film with the one being developed by Relatively media titled The Brother’s Grimm: Snow White. That version recently announced Julia Roberts in the role of the evil queen, which makes sense, cause I heard Roberts is simply insufferable in real life (not really). (The Wrap)

Rumors have it that she’s a nervous, jittery handshake away from starring alongside Viggo Mortensen and Charlize Theron in one of the many, many new live action takes on the classic fairy tale. There are about as many Snow White re-imaginings in the works as there are tiny singing dudes in diamond mines. Universal has wanted Stewart from the beginning for the role, and I’m sure Stewart would like to put Twilight behind her. However, Universal may try to position this as the ‘new’ Twilight, so if there’s lots of saturated colors and excessive shirtlessness, listen for Stewart’s sighing about 3/4 of the way through. (Hollywood Reporter)

Heather Graham?

More like Heather Daaayyyaaaammmmnnnnnnn!!!!

Because of the nipples, I mean. (Popoholic)

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