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Bruce Jenner Is So Lonely In ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians Without The Kardashians’
Monday, August 11 by

This version is far more engaging.

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Seth Rogen And James Franco’s Shot-For-Shot Remake Of ‘Bound 2′
Tuesday, November 26 by

Uh-huh, honey.

I've gotta learn to cook patty melts.
We Rank The Carl’s Jr. Ads From Best To Worst
Tuesday, February 28 by

I’ve gotta learn to cook patty melts.

Tom demonstrated that he's just like everyone else by acting like a coked-up alien.
9 Tasteless Television PR Stunts Besides The Kardashian Wedding
Tuesday, November 1 by

Leave your sense of decorum and good taste at the door. You can pick them up when you’re done reading.

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7 Characters Who Are More Engineered Than A Kardashian’s Marriage
Tuesday, November 1 by

Well played, Kardashians. Well played.

The film will be markedly worse than this picture.
Tyler Perry’s ‘The Marriage Counselor’ Will Now Feature Two Things Black People Love: Tyler Perry And Kim Kardashian’s Ass
Tuesday, October 25 by

Brought to you by Skechers Shape-Ups and TBS…

Hollywood's Worst Fear...
Why Reality Stars SHOULD Receive Stars On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame
Friday, August 26 by

The snooty Hollywood Chamber of Commerce can’t handle reality.

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5 Celebrity Daughters Who’ve Done Porn
Monday, August 22 by

The few, the proud, the celebrity daughters who’ve done porn…

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Episodes
Monday, July 25 by Amanda Ferguson

"Keeping Up With The Kardashians" episodes are known all over the country as America's new family. The Kardashian clan is loud, rambunctious, and full of flavor. One thing they aren't…

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Reality Shows Your Girlfriend Will Make You Watch
Thursday, July 14 by

There are reality shows and then there are reality show that your girlfriend will make you watch. Sounds like torture? It doesn’t have to be…

Blake Lively Nude Pics a Career Killer
Blake Lively Nude Pics a Career Killer
Wednesday, June 1 by

Uh, no.

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Kim Kardashian To Play Sleazy, Entitled Woman In Gotti Biopic?
Wednesday, February 23 by

I guess if they want to pretend that John Travolta can be a menacing mob boss, those same producers can pretend that Kim Kardashian is able to act at all.

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Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions for 2011
Thursday, December 30 by

How did these Hollywood types get to be so great? I’ll tell you how. Unlike me, who wanders through life like a moron, they set goals and they stick to them. And with New Year’s Eve only a day away, we thought we’d ask the stars about their resolutions for 2011.

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Merry Christmas from the Kardashians
Wednesday, December 15 by

They do joyous with frowns.

Kim Kardashian Harasses ‘Seinfeld’s’ Uncle Leo Via Facebook
Thursday, August 26 by

Len Lesser (Left) | Kim Kardashian (Right)
Just when you thought Kim Kardashian couldn't sink any lower, she goes on Facebook and harasses an 87-year-old man. And not just any 87-year old. We're talking about Len Lesser, the guy who played Uncle Leo on "Seinfeld!"
Len Lesser called Burbank police last night after receiving a slew of calls from people who kept asking, "Are you Uncle Leo?"  The 87-year-old couldn't take it anymore so cops came to his house.
While at Lesser's home, an officer intercepted one of the calls and asked where the caller had found the number. As it turns out, someone posing as Kim Kardashian on Facebook posted the information, not the reality/porn star herself. However, I think it wouldn't be a bad idea to throw Kardashain in jail until the whole thing gets sorted out, just in case.
In the meantime, Lesser should start answering his phone with "Vandelay Industries" in order to throw the callers off his trail. (TMZ)

Kim Kardashian Now (the Real Kind of) Wax
Thursday, July 1 by

Madame Tussauds revealed the fake Kim Kardashian to the fake Kim Kardashian. It's extremely difficult to differentiate between the two. The one with a pulse has boobs that hang more naturally (even though they're not natural). It would make more sense to spin both girls around and compare asses. If Madame Tussauds mastered Kim's badunkadunk then I'd give my seal of approval. What do you guys think? Would you defile the wax one?More pics of fake Kim and Kim after the jump…

Kim Kardashian May Give Non-Porn Movies a Try with ‘Tomb Raider’ Reboot
Sunday, June 6 by

Let's raid some tombs!Noted pornographer and reality television mainstay Kim Kardashian is in talks to star in a reboot of Tomb Raider, according to "Hollywood insiders." Of course, the term "Hollywood insider" is often applied to forty-year-old bloggers who still collect their dead mothers' Social Security checks, so take it for what it's worth.If the rumors are true, the film will reportedly be shot in 3D and will be aimed at a "teen" audience, a brilliant move considering how much teens love giant bouncing breasts.Kardashian would also play "something very different to Angelina’s Lara," which we can only assume means there will be even less talking and even more interracial-sex. (ShowbizSpy)

‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ Star Kim Kardashian
Tuesday, December 29 by

We all know Kim Kardashian, I just haven't done a post of her yet so I thought I'd go ahead and do that. She's famous for being famous, and having sex with a rapper.A word from Kim: "I have a sex tape with a Black guy! That's why I'm famous!"See? Even SHE admits it. But damn if she can't wear a shirt. Or not wear one. Check out more pics of Kim and her assets after the jump.

Kim Kardashian Sells Carl’s Jr. Chicken Salad, Boobs
Monday, December 28 by

Kim Kardashian Carls Jr. Commercial – Watch more Funny VideosIt was only a matter of time until this happened. Kim Kardashian has gone and sold another piece of her soul by starring in a Carl's Jr. fast food exploitation advertisment, and I'm not complaining the tiniest bit. Give that grilled chicken walnut leafy thing all you got, Kim. Then think about what you've done in a nice warm bubble bath while you continue indulging. Damn, I just got dressing all over my desk. 

What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, December 17th, 2009
Wednesday, December 16 by

Tonight on TV, Jesse "The Body" Ventura wrestles hypocrisy and Kim Kardashian does whatever it is she does.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!