Elena Kolpachikova was born on the Black Sea in Yalta Ukraine, which sounds like a superhero origin story. She worked as a model in Europe for High Fashion designers, then moved to New York and graduated from the Lee Strasberg Institute and NYU film school, started her acting career and moved to Los Angeles. Beauty AND brains, fellas. Raise your hand if you’re intimidated.

More pics of the Elena a.k.a. The Complete Package after the jump.

Born and raised in Etobicoke, Canada, Katheryn Winnick trained extensively in the martial arts growing up. She currently holds a third-degree Black Belt in tae kwan do, a second-degree Black Belt in karate, and is a licensed bodyguard. Talk about a killer! Am I right or am I right or am I right?!

A word from Katheryn: “I love roles that are strong and manipulative, thats why I became an actress.”

Funny, that’s the reason I love being a man.

More pics of Katheryn manipulating you with her body after the jump.

Natalina Maggio has starred in a bunch of TV shows as characters credited as “Model,” “Cheerleader,” “Bikini Girl,” and “Persian Porn Star.” In Get Him to the Greek she plays “Hot Club Dancer.” If Natalina keeps climbing the ladder this quickly it won’t be long before she lands the role of “Attractive Restaurant Hostess.”

A word from Natalina: Models and Bikini Girls don’t speak in public.

More reasons why Natalina plays hot girls after the jump.

Take a SHOT at NAILING all of the titles.

Killers, staring Katherine Heigl and Ashton Kutcher, premieres June 4th, but you won’t be seeing many advanced reviews. That’s because the studio behind the film thought it was simply too awesome to be screened for critics in advance. In fact, some executives at Lionsgate felt the cinematic tour de force about a secret spy and his stupid girlfriend was so incredible that critics’ heads might explode from witnessing it.

Also, Twitter has made film critics irrelevant.

In today’s socially connected marketplace, we all have the ability to share feedback instantly around the world. In keeping with this spirit, Lionsgate and the filmmakers want to give the opportunity to moviegoing audiences and critics alike to see `Killers’ simultaneously, and share their thoughts in the medium of their choosing. We felt that this sense of immediacy could be a real asset in the marketing of `Killers.’

Yeah, I bet you did, Mr. Lionsgate PR guy. Kind of like when you convinced that fat girl you were banging in college that you’d both be better off if you kept your relationship a secret. (AP/Cinemablend)

The trailer for Killers follows the beats of any other Katherine Heigl movie trailer. We’re introduced to her. We learn quickly that she’s successful in every aspect of her life except love. Cue the man of her dreams, in this instance, Ashton Kutcher and his abs. Kutcher stalks Heigl around Nice, France while unnecessarily shirtless like NY’s Naked Cowboy or He-Man or Los Angeles’s David Hasselhoff.

The two hook up and it seems like the perfect relationship. Until it turns into Knight & Day or Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It looks like a fun, light film (centered around murder) despite the positioning of the leads on the National Choad Index. I should dislike this but I don’t. It must be the presence of Selleck. Damn that mustache.

Maybe enjoy the trailer after the jump….

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