Screen Junkies » KID ROCK http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Fri, 22 Aug 2014 17:32:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 7 Scandals More Ghetto Than Demi Moore Using Nitrous http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/7-scandals-as-ghetto-as-demi-moores-use-of-nitrous/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/7-scandals-as-ghetto-as-demi-moores-use-of-nitrous/#comments Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:12:10 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=243788 What America wants to know is: Does she have any left?

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It was revealed yesterday that Demi Moore was hospitalized after having a bad reaction to laughing gas, a.k.a. nitrous oxide. I was probably not alone in, after reading the headlines, assuming that she had an allergy to it at the dentist of something. Nope. She was doing whip-its, the same kind that those other kids who weren’t me did in high school.

The kind of nitrous oxide that makes Grateful Dead and Widepread Panic fans the way they are.

It’s hard to imagine a less likely candidate for huffing laughing gas. Demi Moore is a mature, A-list celebrity with a loving family. She’s also on the heels of what would seem to be a pretty devastating separation, which could have driven her to gas-huffing. I don’t know. I would have thought that being in a relationship with Ashton Kutcher would have led her to huff things.

Anyway, she’s in some pretty bad company when it comes to classless scandals (shocking, no?). Here are a few in her rarified company.

George Michael – Anonymous Sex In A Public Restroom…Twice

Twice. The first time in Beverly Hills, where he was arrested, the second time in England, where he was also arrested. So the guy likes anonymous sex. That’s cool, I guess. But in public restrooms? So conspicuously that you get arrested? Twice?

This makes me wonder how many times he’s actually done it and not gotten arrested. I’m guessing around a billion. His partner, Kenny Goss, is apparently totally cool with this behavior, which may be the sleaziest aspect of these incidents.

Hugh Grant – Picking Up A Hooker That Looks Like Divine Brown

I don’t know how I can further explain how weird and sleazy this was. The fact that it was constantly befuddled charming Brit Hugh Grant helps. So does the fact that he was dating Elizabeth Hurley at the time. That was more than a little confusing/troubling. Never mind the adage, “Going out for burgers when you have prime rib at home.” This is “going out for getting punched in the dick when you have Elizabeth Hurley at home.”

It’s a lesser known idiom, but quite apt, if you ask me.

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“G.I. JOE” MARKETS TO THE RED STATES http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/g-i-joe-markets-to-the-red-states/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/g-i-joe-markets-to-the-red-states/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Paramount must realize the colossal turkey they have on their hands with G.I. Joe because now they're trying a new marketing approach... targeting dummies. A few weeks ago they directed their efforts on the Jersey Shore , now the LA Times is reporting that the advertising is focusing heavily on mid-America. The film is apparently embedded in the Kid Rock concert tour and advertising on giant screens in the Mall Of America. The message of this campaign being, it is your patriotic duty to see this movie. All right, fine. I love my country so I'll see this movie. Even though the post-traumatic stress will probably leave me a shell of my former self. Do your part and click on these morning links... Sacha Baron Cohen will create a new character. (The Sun)Sam Worthington replaces Tom Cruise in The Tourist. (The Playlist)Patricia Arquette spends a night with The Living Dead. (Dread Central)The Stallone Sequel Spree continues with Cliffhanger. (/Film) In defense of Funny People. (Cinema Blend)

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Paramount must realize the colossal turkey they have on their hands with G.I. Joe because now they’re trying a new marketing approach… targeting dummies. A few weeks ago they directed their efforts on the Jersey Shore , now the LA Times is reporting that the advertising is focusing heavily on mid-America. The film is apparently embedded in the Kid Rock concert tour and advertising on giant screens in the Mall Of America. The message of this campaign being, it is your patriotic duty to see this movie. All right, fine. I love my country so I’ll see this movie. Even though the post-traumatic stress will probably leave me a shell of my former self.

 

Do your part and click on these morning links…

 
Sacha Baron Cohen will create a new character. (The Sun)
Sam Worthington replaces Tom Cruise in The Tourist. (The Playlist)
Patricia Arquette spends a night with The Living Dead. (Dread Central)
The Stallone Sequel Spree continues with Cliffhanger. (/Film)
In defense of Funny People. (Cinema Blend)

 

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