Steve Rogers (Captain America) vs. Kenny Rogers (The Gambler)

Jame Gumb — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:01:22 +0000

This summer, Chris Evans will play the role of Captain America, a.k.a. Steve Rogers. And while there is no question Rogers’ status as a bona fide American hero, there is another “Rogers” who can make claim to that title. Of course I’m talking about country music legend Kenny Rogers.

With that in mind, we’ve decided to settle the age old debate as to which man is truly the greatest American hero. Take a look at the comparison below and leave your vote in the comment section.

	Steve Rogers looks young because he spent years frozen in the arctic.
	Kenny Rogers tried to look young by having his face frozen at a clinic in Beverly Hills.
	Steve Rogers’ famous shield contains rare alloys.
	Kenny Rogers’ famous chicken contains rare food additives.
	Steve Rogers sometimes uses aliases like Brett Hendrick or “The Captain.”
	Kenny Rogers sometimes uses aliases like Brady Hawkes or “The Gambler.”
	Steve Rogers is often associated with a hideous villain named Red Skull.
	Kenny Rogers is often associated with a hideous villain named Kim Carnes.
	Steve Rogers has a bizarre, questionable relationship with a young boy named Bucky.
	Kenny Rogers has a bizarre, questionable relationship with a dead man named Buck Owens.
	Before the experiment, Steve Rogers was a coward.
	Kenny Rogers wrote “Coward of the County.”
	Kenny Rogers has a beard.
	Steve Rogers has Sharon Carter.

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Steve Rogers (Captain America) vs. Kenny Rogers (The Gambler)