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Seth Meyers To Probably Be The Next Regis. Nods Politely

Penn Collins — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 17:51:20 +0000

After making an inauspicious appearance in the world’s worst film, I Don’t Know How She Does It, Seth Meyers has probably realized that he isn’t cut out for the world of acting. Somehow, this led him to believe that he should be the first person people see when they get up in the morning, with sources saying that he’s close to taking a seat next to Kelly Ripa on the formerly titled Live with Regis and Kelly.

Unless he adopts the name “Regis” and all of Philbin’s affectations, I find this to be some terribly “blah” news. Seth Meyers? Morning shows? I feel like everyone involved could do better. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Only one man can fill Regis‘ tiny, tiny shoes – Sylvester Stallone.

Thanks for reading today, folks.

A Look Back At Regis Philbin’s Creepiest Moments

Wookie Johnson — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:11:16 +0000

This is a historic week for morning talk shows. After 598 years on television, Regis Philbin is retiring today. The man holds the Guinness World Record for most time spent in front of a television camera, and more importantly, holds such dear memories for all of his fans who have watched him over the years. The man is a show business legend.

But let’s face it, the dude can also be a real pervert. Today, we don’t just lose a television fixture, we lose with it our best source for seeing a squeaky-voiced, dirty, old man, at least until we go home to see family for the holidays. I’m sure Regis is excited to move onto the next phase in his life and maybe find time for a little rest and relaxation. He’s certainly left behind a legacy.

Here is that legacy… a creepy, creepy legacy.

Regis Loses His Sh*t For Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stopped by Live with Regis and Kelly as she was making the rounds to promote Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Before she came out on stage, Regis poured over her Maxim spread (pics here). Then when she was in the interview chair flirting with him, he got all flustered and distracted. Not distracted like he was afraid he may have left the iron on. Distracted like your biology teacher used to get as his mind drifted back to the whorehouses during the war.

Regis Excited To Hear About Jennifer Lawrence Naked

This is ridiculous. Kelly Ripa is trying to conduct a light, fluffy interview with X-Men: First Class star Jennifer Lawrence about accents and voice dialects, and Regis keeps interjecting in a seducing tone with random questions like, “Do you have a boyfriend,” and “Nude, you say?” If this went on any longer, Gelman would have to spray him with a fire extinguisher.

Regis Is No Longer Presentable To The Camera

Wookie Johnson — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 16:45:00 +0000

Regis Philbin just broke your grandmother’s heart. The 7,000-year old host of “Live! With Regis And Kelly” announced on this morning’s broadcast that he will retire toward the end of the summer.

“This will be my last year on this show,” he said. “It was the biggest thrill of my life. There is a time that everything must come to an end for certain people on camera, especially certain old people.”