‘Nip/Tuck’ Actress Kelly Carlson

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Kelly Carlson is best known for playing porn star/plastic surgery lover/Christian Troy addict/meth user Kimber Henry on the FX show Nip/Tuck. She’s just one character and has been through all that crap. No wonder the show is FUBAR this season, they’ve jumped like twenty sharks! But damn if it doesn’t entertain.

A word from Kelly: “There are actual people that are in your house and I don’t know who they are. They say something to me and it usually makes no sense, like, I picked an orange today…”

There are ghost orange pickers in my house?! I knew it was a bad idea to build on an orchard/Indian buriel ground. Thank you, Psychic Kelly.

Check out more pics of a brick sh*thouse after the jump.

What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

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Nip/Tuck Season Six premiere, a Maurice Sendak doc, and more drunken yelling on the RW/RR Challenge.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

TELL THEM ANYTHING YOU WANT: A PORTRAIT OF MAURICE SENDAK

Network: HBO

Time: 7 – 7:45AM

Reasons to watch: In anticipation of the big screen Where the Wild Things Are adaptation, director and ironic facial hair enthusiast Spike Jonze sits down with the book’s author. The two discuss Sendak’s work as well as his upbringing and his obsession with the Lindbergh baby’s kidnapping. Wonder if dude has seen Raising Arizona.

NICK SWARDSON: SERIOUSLY, WHO FARTED?

Network: Comedy Central

Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Comedian Nick Swardson strives to find the answer to the question posed long ago by a lone, brave t-shirt.

NIP/TUCK

Network: FX

Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Rose McGowan takes over the role formerly played by BSG’s Starbuck on tonight’s season six opener. Six seasons? How has this show gotten by for so long without any actual nudity?

REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE

Network: MTV

Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Tonight on the Douchebag Olympics, tensions continue to grow between Wes and his teammates. And Evan finds love but could he have ulterior motives? No. That wouldn’t happen on a reality show featuring 28 drunken famewhores. Just isn’t plausible.

SOUTH PARK

Network: Comedy Central

Time: 10 – 10:30PM

Reasons to watch: Butters hopes that his first kiss will curtail the constant teasing he endures from his friends and that he’ll finally be viewed as a man. Is all it takes a kiss these days? Squanto would be pissed if he found this out. He had to kill a wolf with his bare hands while naked in the dead of winter in order to be seen as a man. I’ve never fought a wolf but sucking face behind the Domino’s on East Main Street seems waaayyyy easier.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO

Bill Cosby

LETTERMAN

Tina Fey; Chris "Mad Dog" Russo; Mika performs

CONAN

Serena Williams; Ken Jeong; Rascal Flatts perform

KIMMEL

Jamie Foxx; Toby Keith performs

FERGUSON

Kristen Bell; Robert Carlyle

FALLON

Monty Python

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‘Nip/Tuck’ Actress Kelly Carlson

What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 14th, 2009