Screen Junkies » katy perry http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 16 Dec 2014 01:54:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.3 Sorry, Gwar: Katy Perry To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/sorry-gwar-katy-perry-to-perform-at-super-bowl-halftime-show/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/sorry-gwar-katy-perry-to-perform-at-super-bowl-halftime-show/#comments Fri, 10 Oct 2014 17:04:43 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=266024 I'm going to make fun of the selection AND enjoy her performance.

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Katy Perry will be performing at this year’s Super Bowl halftime show, which is such an obvious choice that it almost feels like we’ve known about this news since we were little children. There’s almost nothing noteworthy about this announcement, other than the mini-scandal that surrounded the event about a month ago, in which it was learned the producers of the show were seeking payment in exchange for giving an act this gig.

The shortlist of acts was Rihanna (a macabrely funny choice given the state of the NFL these days) and Coldplay (*belch*), though it’s uncertain if they were chosen for any reason other than they are big enough acts to afford paying the producers.

Katy Perry was at ESPN‘s College GameDay last week at Ole Miss, and said that she was “not the kind of girl” that would pay to play the Super Bowl halftime show. Perhaps not. By maybe her label is that “the type of label” that would.

Enough talk. Let’s get fired up for the sparkler tits, chicken wings, and football.

*majestic purple mountains rise from behind amber waves of grain*

(A.V. Club)

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52 Animated Gifs Of Katy Perry’s Boobs http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/52-animated-gifs-of-katy-perrys-boobs/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/52-animated-gifs-of-katy-perrys-boobs/#comments Fri, 06 Jul 2012 14:54:52 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=249566 An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.

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Katy Perry bounces into movie theaters this weekend with the concert film, Katy Perry: Part Of Me. The 3D documentary is an intimate look at the life and personal rediscovery of Katy Perry. Following her both on and off-stage, the film chronicles all the fun, spontaneity, passion, heartbreak, crazy outfits, and madness that makes up the pop star‘s life. And it also sells Pepsi.

Though it’s mostly aimed at fans, the concert film also appeals to anyone curious about celebrity culture. Or fans of elaborate concert performances. Or people who like to look at large, stereoscopic boobs. We know our readers.

Enjoy!

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Russell Brand Uninvited From People’s Choice Awards. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/russell-brand-uninvited-from-peoples-choice-awards-nooooooooooooo/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/russell-brand-uninvited-from-peoples-choice-awards-nooooooooooooo/#comments Mon, 09 Jan 2012 18:15:14 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=241892 Shame on you, People's Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!

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The impact of the saddest Hollywood divorce this month just got real. The separation claimed its first casualty: people who fall in the overlap of the Venn diagram circles “People’s Choice Award enthusiasts” and “Russell Brand fans.”

It would seem that due to the actor‘s impending divorce from starlet Katy Perry, he has been disinvited from the awards ceremony. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

But when people are heartbroken, that’s when they need the People’s Choice Awards THE MOST!

Perry is nominated for seven awards, whereas Brand hasn’t gotten shit for his turn in Arthur, so the choice was presumably an easy one for producers. The good news here is that if the split remains acrimonious for a long time, we can expect to not see Russell Brand at a lot of our favorite events.

Silver lining!

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The President Is Going To Steal Russell Brand’s Girlfriend! http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-president-is-going-to-steal-russell-brands-girlfriend/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/the-president-is-going-to-steal-russell-brands-girlfriend/#comments Mon, 14 Nov 2011 21:37:58 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=236353 This would likely hurt the president's approval ratings.

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Finally, Russell Brand will be the one getting his girlfriend stolen, rather than do the stealing. I’ll never forget what he did to Peter Bretter with that Sarah Marshall girl. Horrific stuff.

In the newly announced The President Stole My Girlfriend, Brand will play a sexy hippie (is there any other kind?) who has his girlfriend stolen by the president of the United States. Hmm. Any president who is taking sloppy seconds from a dirty, dirty hippie probably isn’t fit to be elected in the first place.

The premise sounds decent, but I really would like to know who’s going to play the prez, as that part could make on break the film. I feel like the girlfriend role isn’t as important, as these type of films are generally written without much attention paid to the female character. See also: the aforementioned Sarah Marshall.

I think this film could be really great if they got Barack Obama to play the lead. Sure, he’s busy, but he’s not THAT busy.

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The 2011 MTV VMA’s: Blow By Painful Blow http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/the-2011-mtv-vmas-blow-by-painful-blow/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-lists/the-2011-mtv-vmas-blow-by-painful-blow/#comments Mon, 29 Aug 2011 19:04:40 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=226256 The VMAs: Still just for weirdos anymore.

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Gaylord Martha Focker. Has it been a year already?

Summer is coming to a close, which means that it’s time for MTV to awkwardly pretend like they still celebrate music by rolling out their Video Music Awards yet again. Every year millions of people to tune in to see how they skirt the elephant in the room, be it by dropping Borat from the ceiling or by simply screaming at the top of their lungs, “LADY GAGA IS OVER THERE…AND SHE’S DOING STUFF!”

This year, even MTV didn’t expect audiences to sit through the entire show, so they took the liberty of breaking up their broadcast into easily digestible and poopable segments on their website. I’m going to run through some of the highlights, so if for some weird reason you want to reference any section’s video clip (which I can’t really recommend), jump to the corresponding clip number on MTV’s website.

1. The show opened up with a shocking Lady Gaga performance. Well, it was shocking in that Lady Gaga put on the most boring performance in the history of the VMA’s. Dressed as a very ugly and convincing man, Gaga came out to perform “You and I.” (Aside: It’s disconcerting how many times I try to type “Gaga” and it just comes out “Gags.” My hands are smarter than I give them credit for.) Queen guitarist Brian May came out shortly thereafter, which seemed to impress Dave Grohl, and possibly the mouse in his pocket, but that’s about it. Lady Gaga also managed to incorporate the phrase “MTV Video Music Awards” into her song, which means that we can stop being interesting in Lady Gaga right around now. At the same time, Adele was not impressed.

Lady Gags.

2. The first presenter set the tone for the whole awards ceremony, when the audience reacted with “Who in the mother of fuck is this guy?” when “comedian” “Kevin” “Hart” took the stage to present the “first” “award.”

Ok. In this overview, I’m inclined to put almost every pertinent word in quotes, if only because it’s damn near impossible to take anything contained in this broadcast as a sincere gesture of anything.

Where were we? That’s right. “Kevin” “Black Comedian” “Hart” took the stage to tell us a) Why Lady Gaga is soooooo shocking, and b) why MTV “decided” to not have a host for this year’s awards. MTV’s decision to jettison the host was actually a sound one, as it far better to just move the show along than it is to have Chelsea Handler talking about how crazy Lady Gaga’s dress made from orphan tears is.

3. Let’s move on to the first “wacky” matchup of the night. Jonah had to really sell his bit to the Ritalin-addled audience, but it was Jonah Hill, so even though the bit seemed to fall flat, it was still charming in that it was Jonah Hill standing next to the hip-hop Chiquita Banana lady. In a bit that hinges on the unfuniness of the presenters, this bit manages to be wildly unfunny. Points for the producers, writers, and presenters on getting so very meta on us. Also, points for letting us know that Jonah Hill lost weight, in case we didn’t have an internet connection or eyeballs.

Nicki Minaj, flaunting the ice cream paint job around her neck.

Worth noting: The 14th cut to Russell Brand in the audience, looking just as bewildered as I do as we watch this slow-motion train-wreck.

Wait! You know what could save this show from banality? Has Lady Gaga come out yet? She has? Shit. The producers may have shot their wad a little early on that one. Are the Osbournes nostalgic yet? They’re not? This is going to be a long night.

Fortunately, the awkward pairing of Jonah and Nicki introduces the nominees for Best Pop Video, which I’m pretty sure is synonymous with every other category that will be presented tonight. Katy Perry gets the nod for “Last Friday Night,” an anthem for younger teenage girls which encourages them to go get date-raped every weekend, chalk it up to experience, then do it again the next weekend.

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Katy Perry In Latex Sexed Up ‘The Simpsons’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/katy-perry-in-latex-sexed-up-the-simpsons/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/katy-perry-in-latex-sexed-up-the-simpsons/#comments Mon, 06 Dec 2010 18:48:31 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=Video&p=11084 Last night, Katy Perry appeared on "The Simpsons" as a real person, not a jaundice cartoon. The live-action show full of Springfield puppets had a premise, but it was inconsequential considering Katy had a tight red leather dress stretched over her curves.

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Last night, Katy Perry appeared on”The Simpsons” as a real person, not a jaundice cartoon. The live-action show full of Springfield puppets had a premise, but it was inconsequential considering Katy had a tight, red latex dress stretched over her curves. It was all a burn on “Sesame Street” for banning her too sexy for TV duet with Elmo. Mr. Burns got a face full of glorious cleavage, and then during the credits, Moe got a face full of crotch. Nicely done, “Simpsons” writers. I hope you built the entire story around Moe going down on Katy.

(Vulture, Warming Glow)

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Katy Perry Gives Elmo Some Support http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/katy-perry-gives-elmo-some-support/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/katy-perry-gives-elmo-some-support/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 He refuses to offer support back. (DailyWhat) Bounce to these links. CBS Developing Another Twitter Based Sitcom (TVSquad) Best Videos of Robots Playing Sports (Asylum) 13 Most Horrible Fireworks Accidents (Ranker) 10 Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight (HolyTaco) Everything You Need to Know About Blockbuster's Bankruptcy (FilmDrunk) Maxim's Hottest Blonde Videos (Maxim) High School Coach Fired for Mooning (BarStoolSports) 7 Offensive Sesame Street Moments (EgoTV) Justin Timberlake Career Assesment (Pajiba) Star Wars Kid for a New Generation (Unreality) This Is How You Take Care Of Streakers (TotalProSports) 100 Amazing Skateboard Decks (Smosh) Top 10 Places to Have Sex on a College Campus (BroBible) Christina Aguilera Shows Off the Goods (CelebJihad) Exclusive UFC 119 Photo Gallery (CagePotato) Celeb Couples Who Have Lasted (PopEater) How to Score in 140 Characters or Less (MadeMan)

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He refuses to offer support back. (DailyWhat)

Bounce to these links.

CBS Developing Another Twitter Based Sitcom (TVSquad)

Best Videos of Robots Playing Sports (Asylum)

13 Most Horrible Fireworks Accidents (Ranker)

10 Alternate Uses for a Fleshlight (HolyTaco)

Everything You Need to Know About Blockbuster’s Bankruptcy (FilmDrunk)

Maxim’s Hottest Blonde Videos (Maxim)

High School Coach Fired for Mooning (BarStoolSports)

7 Offensive Sesame Street Moments (EgoTV)

Justin Timberlake Career Assesment (Pajiba)

Star Wars Kid for a New Generation (Unreality)

This Is How You Take Care Of Streakers (TotalProSports)

100 Amazing Skateboard Decks (Smosh)

Top 10 Places to Have Sex on a College Campus (BroBible)

Christina Aguilera Shows Off the Goods (CelebJihad)

Exclusive UFC 119 Photo Gallery (CagePotato)

Celeb Couples Who Have Lasted (PopEater)

How to Score in 140 Characters or Less (MadeMan)

 

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Katy Perry Is a C*ck Tease http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/katy-perry-is-a-cck-tease/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/katy-perry-is-a-cck-tease/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Katy Perry Is a C*cktease Music Video - Watch more Funny Videos This parody of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" music video addresses the frustration all of us males have with the singer. Just show them to us already! They're real and they're spectacular! These links won't give you blue balls. 10 Movies We Can't Wait To See At Toronto Film Festival (Moviefone) New Jersey Transit Enforces Quiet Train Cars  (Asylum) Top 30 Hottest Jewish Girls/Sexy Jewish Women Under 40 (Ranker) 25 Crazy Traffic Videos (HolyTaco) We Found Godard He Was Driving A Hyundai (FilmDrunk) 50 Funniest News Headlines Ever (Maxim) Nipple Sucking Doctor Busted For Sucking Nipples (BarStoolSports) A Gallery Of "Meals On Wheels"(EgoTV) 10 TBSiest Movies Of The Last 5 Years (Pajiba) The Faculty: The Awful Movie That Launched A Thousand Careers (Unreality) Chick Uses Taser During NASCAR Fan Fight (TotalProSports) Murderous Dexter Doll Causes Public Outrage (Smosh) 7 Worst Types Of College Professors (BroBible) Joe Jonas Medals At The Special Olympics (CelebJihad) The Legend Of The Punch Machine (CagePotato) Paris Hilton In Mind-Boggling Drug Stash Allegation (PopEater) $75, 000 A Year Buys You Happiness (MadMan)

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Katy Perry Is a C*cktease Music Video – Watch more Funny Videos

This parody of Katy Perry‘s "Teenage Dream" music video addresses the frustration all of us males have with the singer. Just show them to us already! They’re real and they’re spectacular!

These links won’t give you blue balls.

10 Movies We Can’t Wait To See At Toronto Film Festival (Moviefone)

New Jersey Transit Enforces Quiet Train Cars  (Asylum)

Top 30 Hottest Jewish Girls/Sexy Jewish Women Under 40 (Ranker)

25 Crazy Traffic Videos (HolyTaco)

We Found Godard He Was Driving A Hyundai (FilmDrunk)

50 Funniest News Headlines Ever (Maxim)

Nipple Sucking Doctor Busted For Sucking Nipples (BarStoolSports)

A Gallery Of "Meals On Wheels"(EgoTV)

10 TBSiest Movies Of The Last 5 Years (Pajiba)

The Faculty: The Awful Movie That Launched A Thousand Careers (Unreality)

Chick Uses Taser During NASCAR Fan Fight (TotalProSports)

Murderou Dexter Doll Causes Public Outrage (Smosh)

7 Worst Types Of College Professors (BroBible)

Joe Jonas Medals At The Special Olympics (CelebJihad)

The Legend Of The Punch Machine (CagePotato)

Paris Hilton In Mind-Boggling Drug Stash Allegation (PopEater)

$75, 000 A Year Buys You Happiness (MadMan)

 

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Katy Perry Will Perform Naked at ‘MTV Movie Awards’ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/katy-perry-will-perform-naked-at-mtv-movie-awards/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/katy-perry-will-perform-naked-at-mtv-movie-awards/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Buuuuuuuh? Katy Perry is finally going to release those perfect sweater puppies of hers? That's what the stacked singer told Predator-haired Sway in an interview for MTV. "I'll be naked. There will be tons of naked girls," said Perry.  I sure hope this isn't some big marketing ploy to get people to tune into the "MTV Movie Awards" this Sunday. The promise of boobs will make a man do funny things, like watching a ceremony where Twilight is one of the films up for best picture and it actually has a decent chance of winning. I'm know they can't show full on flesh on MTV, but I better watch with extreme attentiveness just in case the Gods allow a nip slip. Check out video proof of Katy saying she'll be naked after the jump.

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Buuuuuuuh? Katy Perry is finally going to release those perfect sweater puppies of hers? That’s what the stacked singer told Predator-haired Sway in an interview for MTV. "I’ll be naked. There will be tons of naked girls," said Perry. 

I sure hope this isn’t some big marketing ploy to get people to tune into the "MTV Movie Awards" this Sunday. The promise of boobs will make a man do funny things, like watching a ceremony where Twilight is one of the films up for best picture and it actually has a decent chance of winning. I’m know they can’t show full on flesh on MTV, but I better watch with extreme attentiveness just in case the Gods allow a nip slip.

Check out video proof of Katy saying she’ll be naked after the jump.

 

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