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Sorry, Gwar: Katy Perry To Perform At Super Bowl Halftime Show
Friday, October 10 by

I’m going to make fun of the selection AND enjoy her performance.

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52 Animated Gifs Of Katy Perry’s Boobs
Friday, July 6 by

An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.

He won't be smiling after this news. Wait. Is that a smile? What the hell is that?
Russell Brand Uninvited From People’s Choice Awards. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Monday, January 9 by

Shame on you, People’s Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!

The president might want his new girlfriend to get tested.
The President Is Going To Steal Russell Brand’s Girlfriend!
Monday, November 14 by

This would likely hurt the president’s approval ratings.

Here we go again.
The 2011 MTV VMA’s: Blow By Painful Blow
Monday, August 29 by

The VMAs: Still just for weirdos anymore.

American Idol Guest Judges
Saturday, August 6 by Amin El-Gazzar

"American Idol" has been a launching pad for many talented young singers, and that's partly thanks to the "American Idol" guest judges. The judging dynamic was ruptured when Paula Abdul…

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Katy Perry In Latex Sexed Up ‘The Simpsons’
Monday, December 6 by

Last night, Katy Perry appeared on “The Simpsons” as a real person, not a jaundice cartoon. The live-action show full of Springfield puppets had a premise, but it was inconsequential considering Katy had a tight red leather dress stretched over her curves.

Katy Perry Gives Elmo Some Support
Monday, September 27 by

He refuses to offer support back. (DailyWhat)
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Katy Perry Is a C*ck Tease
Wednesday, September 8 by

Katy Perry Is a C*cktease Music Video – Watch more Funny Videos
This parody of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" music video addresses the frustration all of us males have with the singer. Just show them to us already! They're real and they're spectacular!
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Katy Perry Will Perform Naked at ‘MTV Movie Awards’
Saturday, June 5 by

Buuuuuuuh? Katy Perry is finally going to release those perfect sweater puppies of hers? That's what the stacked singer told Predator-haired Sway in an interview for MTV. "I'll be naked. There will be tons of naked girls," said Perry.  I sure hope this isn't some big marketing ploy to get people to tune into the "MTV Movie Awards" this Sunday. The promise of boobs will make a man do funny things, like watching a ceremony where Twilight is one of the films up for best picture and it actually has a decent chance of winning. I'm know they can't show full on flesh on MTV, but I better watch with extreme attentiveness just in case the Gods allow a nip slip. Check out video proof of Katy saying she'll be naked after the jump.