Screen Junkies » Kate Winslet http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Tue, 16 Dec 2014 20:27:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.3 ‘The Divergent Series: Insurgent’ Trailer: We’ve Got Some More Diverging To Do http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/insurgent-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/insurgent-trailer/#comments Fri, 12 Dec 2014 18:05:56 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=268130 I really had zero interest in Divergent until I saw the cuckoo flying house teaser trailer for The Divergent Series: Insurgent. Now I’m hooked in. However, while this full trailer...

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I really had zero interest in Divergent until I saw the cuckoo flying house teaser trailer for The Divergent Series: Insurgent. Now I’m hooked in. However, while this full trailer presents an exciting film, it lacks the bizarre impact of the teaser. However, it is crazy to me that this band of super-powered rebels are on the run from a woman named Jeanine. That’s the name of a dental hygienist, not an oppressive dictator.

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Get Naked, Win Oscar: Reese Witherspoon and 5 Other Actresses Who Bared It All for an Academy Award http://www.screenjunkies.com/general/get-naked-win-oscar-reese-witherspoon-and-5-other-actresses-who-bared-it-all-for-an-academy-award/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/general/get-naked-win-oscar-reese-witherspoon-and-5-other-actresses-who-bared-it-all-for-an-academy-award/#comments Fri, 05 Dec 2014 18:41:35 +0000 Jared Jones http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=267884 When it comes to the "Best Actress" category, the Oscars are often little more than a dolled up peep show. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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By Jared Jones

The “Nudity = Oscar” formula of the Academy Awards is one that has been long understood by Hollywood actresses of even the highest caliber, and one that can be traced back to mid 1960s. While the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences likes to pride itself on being the most progressive, forward-thinking panel of fart-sniffing intellectuals in the country, the reality is that the Oscars serve as little more than a dolled up, 25 cent peep show wherein we all gather to perv out on some high-class ass in the name of “art.” (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

Reese Witherspoon will attempt to follow in the footsteps of countless actresses before her by baring it all in the most Oscar-baity movie of the year, Wild, which receives a limited release this weekend. Having already scored an Academy Award for her portrayal of June Carter Cash in Walk the Line, one could argue that Mrs. Witherspoon need not resort to such exploitative means to win a silly award. On the other hand, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW.

If Reese wants to drop trou in the hopes of achieving Oscar glory once again, then we say she has every right to, dammit. Besides, you can’t fault her for following a simple formula. Just look at some of the actresses before her who did the same…

Halle Berry, Monster’s Ball

Halle Berry’s performance in Monster’s Ball has set something of a standard for modern actresses hoping to earn Oscar recognition through nudity. It is the nude scene to which all other nude scenes draw comparison, and rightfully so. Here you had one of the most beautiful women on the planet — and one who had allegedly been paid half a million dollars to go topless in Swordfish the same year — baring it all in a complex, passionate love scene, and the only downside was that you had to see Billy Bob Thornton’s wrinkly old ass for a few seconds.

Moviegoers and critics alike rightfully lost their goddamn minds at the sight of Berry’s…berries (as Mr. Skin would probably put it). Where was once a fairly mediocre drama about grief and dealing with loss now stood a “raw, uncompromising character study” that scored Berry the Oscar for Best Actress, making her the first African American to achieve such an honor.

Charlize Theron, Monster

Not all nudity has to be sexy, and if you don’t believe me, look no further than Charlize Theron’s transformation into Aileen Wuornos for 2003′s Monster. Theron gained some 30 pounds to portray the now infamous serial killer, which, in a world where Jennifer Aniston is being called “brave” for not wearing makeup, is one hell of a feat. And for her willingness to plump up her immaculate figure and hug Christina Ricci while topless, Theron received a Best Actress Golden Globe. “Nudity comes in all shapes and sizes,” said Academy president Chester Tophat following Theron’s win, “It can be enticing, it can be horrifying. But rest assured, we want to see it all the same.”

Gwyneth Paltrow, Shakespeare In Love

Again, the formula is simple:

Step 1: Get Naked

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit

In 1998′s Shakespeare In Love, Paltrow followed it to a tee as Viola de Lesseps, the imaginary lover and muse of William Shakespeare while he was writing Romeo & Juliet. While Paltrow is by all means a gorgeous woman with a great body, I think we can all agree that the film would’ve been much hotter had the role gone a different member of the cast: Dame Judi Dench.

Kate Winslet, The Reader

Hollywood is nothing if not rooted in hypocrisy, and I point you to Kate Winslet Oscar win as proof of this. Winslet was passed over for Best Actress five times before scoring a win with 2009′s The Reader, and we’re we’re sure that her lengthy nude scenes had nothing to do with her win (*makes wanking gesture, but not for the reasons you think*).

Yet in the same year that Rose from Titanic got even more naked, Lars Von Trier showed dongs going in with Antichrist and won nothing. Shameful.

Julie Christie, Darling

Every trend has an originator, and Julie Christie is the OG of onscreen, Oscar-worthy nakedness. In 1966, Christie took home the Academy Award for her turn as Diana Scott, a British model sleeping her way to the top in Darling the previous year. The role was so provocative that Life magazine ended up declaring 1965 as “The Year of Julie Christie”, as opposed to “The Year of the Hobbit” we are currently living in thanks to Kim Kardashian‘s #BreaktheInternet campaign.

The power of the buff, everyone.

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Kate Winslet Is Following Her Vagina’s Every Whim Again In ‘Labor Day’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kate-winslet-is-following-her-vaginas-every-whim-again-in-labor-day-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kate-winslet-is-following-her-vaginas-every-whim-again-in-labor-day-trailer/#comments Fri, 01 Nov 2013 16:48:33 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=257831 This film reminds me of 'The Iron Giant'. But with pie sex.

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In Jason Reitman‘s Labor Day, Kate Winslet once again plays a character who complicates her existence by jumping into bed with the wrong person. This time, it’s Josh Brolin’s sexy escaped convict who takes she and her son hostage. Before long, Stockholm syndrome and horny mommitis take over leading Winslet to attempt to build a life with the fugitive killer after discovering he can not only satisfy her physical needs, but do so while baking a pie. That’s just showing off.

Between the time period and the boy having to stay one step ahead of the law in order to protect their house guest, this film reminds me of The Iron Giant. Except for the pie sex.

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‘Carnage’ Actress Kate Winslet http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/%e2%80%98carnage%e2%80%99-actress-kate-winslet/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/%e2%80%98carnage%e2%80%99-actress-kate-winslet/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:49:13 +0000 Screen Junkies http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=239657 Kate Winslet is a concerned parent in Carnage. The role finds her sitting a living room with John C. Reilly, Jody Foster, and Christopher Waltz. Sounds like it could be...

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Kate Winslet is a concerned parent in Carnage. The role finds her sitting a living room with John C. Reilly, Jody Foster, and Christopher Waltz. Sounds like it could be boring, but based on the trailer it looks to be a subtly hilarious take on modern parenting.

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Contagion http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/contagion/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/films/contagion/#comments Wed, 31 Aug 2011 23:03:07 +0000 Screen Junkies http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=228054 Director: Steven Soderbergh Cast: Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Jude Law Synopsis: An action-thriller centered on the threat posed by a deadly disease and an international team of doctors contracted by the CDC...

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Director: Steven Soderbergh

Cast: Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Jude Law

Synopsis: An action-thriller centered on the threat posed by a deadly disease and an international team of doctors contracted by the CDC to deal with the outbreak.

Release Date: September 9, 2011

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‘Contagion’ Posters Tell You Six Times Not To Touch Or Talk To Anything http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/contagion-posters-tell-you-six-times-not-to-touch-or-talk-to-anything/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/contagion-posters-tell-you-six-times-not-to-touch-or-talk-to-anything/#comments Tue, 09 Aug 2011 23:59:05 +0000 Penn Collins http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=224107 These posters want you to live like a hypochondriac, which makes sense, given the subject of the film.

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We get it. There’s a disease and it’s bad. You don’t need to tell us twice. And you certainly don’t need to tell us six different times.

But he does anyway with these character posters for Contagion, which I’m just going to start describing as “Outbreak-but-better.”

We’ve got posters here for Matt Damon, Marion Cotillard, Laurence Fishburne, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, and Kate Winslet. There’s acknowledging that you’ve got a great cast, then there’s bragging about it, and right now director Steven Soderbergh is toeing the line. Seriously, though, this cast looks lights-out.

It’s not clear if the film will be as scary as the posters would lead us to believe, but I have hopes that it will be every bit as good as the hype that surrounds it.

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New ‘Contagion’ TV Spots Are Really Catchy http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/new-contagion-tv-spots-are-really-catchy/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/new-contagion-tv-spots-are-really-catchy/#comments Sat, 06 Aug 2011 19:43:23 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=223806 Get it?

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The 'Contagion' Trailer Will Kills Us All!

Steven Soderbergh‘s upcoming viral thriller Contagion is premiering in just a few weeks, provided humanity can survive that long. And you know what that means: TV spots! Here are two, fresh off the Petri dish. Above is the first one, which focuses more on Matt Damon and wife Gwyneth Paltrow before branching off into worldwide panic, while the other one (below) is pretty much all worldwide panic. You can also catch glimpses of Jude Law, Laurence Fishburne, Marion Cotillard, and Kate Winslet. Can’t wait to watch them all slowly die of an incurable virus!

I think these both look great, and I’m excited to see Soderbergh take on such an established genre. And it’ll almost definitely be better than Outbreak.

 

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Kate Winslet Wants Jason Reitman’s Next Dose Of Quirk http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/kate-winslet-wants-jason-reitmans-next-dose-of-quirk/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/kate-winslet-wants-jason-reitmans-next-dose-of-quirk/#comments Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:32:11 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=216444 She's in talks to star in 'Labor Day'.

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UPDATE: EW reports that Josh Brolin is taking on the other lead as the “large, fearsome man” that Winslet’s character finds bleeding. The Coen Bros. have made sure he’s got that down pat.

Kate Winslet wants to take off her serious face and put on her not as serious face. The actress is in talks to star in Labor Day, Jason Reitman’s adaption of the Joyce Maynard novel that he’ll write and direct. Winslet will play “a single mother of a young son who takes in a stranger with a dangerous past. She falls in love with him over the course of Labor Day Weekend.” So no, it’s not a pregnancy comedy, if that’s what you were thinking. We all know Jason Reitman tackled that subject in Juno, and he can’t possibly come up with anymore quirky synonyms for “baby” or “woman with child.” (Deadline)

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Kate Winslet http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/kate-winslet/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/kate-winslet/#comments Wed, 01 Jun 2011 16:48:42 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=216459 Probably best know for asking Leonardo DiCaprio to “paint her like one of his French girls” in Titanic.

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Kate Elizabeth Winslet is a five-time Academy Award-nominated, Emmy Award-nominated, BAFTA, Grammy, and SAG Award-winning English actress. She is noted for having played a wide range of diverse characters over her career, but is probably best know for asking Leonardo DiCaprio to “paint her like one of his French girls” in Titanic.

A word from Kate: Cameron Diaz could eat me under the table.”

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‘Titanic 3D’ Dead Ahead! http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/titanic-3d-dead-ahead/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/titanic-3d-dead-ahead/#comments Thu, 19 May 2011 16:58:09 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=212819 Human tragedy that pops right off the screen and into your face.

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Good news for fans of seeing doomed members of the aristocracy in three dimensions: James Cameron’s supercalamegahit Titanic is getting a 3D re-release on April 6, 2012. Here’s JC himself on this momentous occasion:

“There’s a whole generation that’s never seen ‘TITANIC’ as it was meant to be seen, on the big screen.  And this will be ‘TITANIC’ as you’ve never seen it before, digitally re-mastered at 4K and painstakingly converted to 3D.  With the emotional power intact and the images more powerful than ever, this will be an epic experience for fans and newcomers alike.”

Cameron then bellowed, Titanic 3D is UNSINKABLE!” before flying away on a helicopter made of money. It’s funny to think that Cameron, who’s been vocal in his criticism of 3D conversion as opposed to shooting in 3D in the past, is now putting his support behind a 3D conversion project like this one. Maybe he needs to make a car payment or something.

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See Photos From Roman Polanski’s Upcoming ‘Carnage’ And Try Not To Wince http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/see-photos-from-roman-polanskis-upcoming-carnage-and-try-not-to-wince/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/see-photos-from-roman-polanskis-upcoming-carnage-and-try-not-to-wince/#comments Tue, 22 Mar 2011 16:13:23 +0000 Joseph Gibson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=202915 Everyone can get excited about the new film from Roman Polanski!

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Universally beloved auteur Roman Polanski is at a place in his career where he can direct any project he wishes – provided it doesn’t require him to enter the United States. And so his next movie is a pretty unconventional choice: Carnage, a real-time drama about two sets of parents meeting at dinner to discuss the fight their children got into at school. If you’re not already excited about the movie – here are the actors playing the 4 parts: Jodie Foster, John C. Reilly, Kate Winslet and Christoph Waltz! Here’s one of the stars, Jodie Foster, with more on the movie:

“It all happens in real-time, so it’s about an hour and 45 minutes of negotiation between two sets of parents and how it all falls apart. Kind of like ‘Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?,’ but a little funnier. There’s a lot of wit.”

Sounds pretty good, right? Almost good enough to make you forget about Polanski’s, uh, hobbies. Anyway, here are three set photos from the film, which you can look at in either righteous anger, eager anticipation, or both. (via The Playlist)

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Another Case of ‘Bond 23′ Blue Balls http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/another-case-of-bond-23-blue-balls/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/another-case-of-bond-23-blue-balls/#comments Wed, 05 Jan 2011 18:45:39 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=14316 Turns out Kate Winslet is a huge Bond tease. Sorry you got all aroused, but this project isn't ready to be touched.

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Turns out Kate Winslet is a huge Bond tease. Not long ago, the actress told The Daily Mail that she was planning on moving her family back to England while her ex-husband, Sam Mendes, directed the next Bond film. MGM was even aiming to have the movie in theaters November 2012. Sorry you got all aroused, but this project isn’t ready to be touched.

Producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli told Total Film (via MI6), “Well, our timeline’s a littl up in the air what with the situation at MGM, so we have to be flexible. We just don’t know enough about the situation to comment, but we know it’s uncertain.”

Peter Morgan, Neal Purvis, and Robert Wade are all working on a script, with the hopes that someone someday might actually shoot it. Sounds like the producers don’t even know what’s being put on the page. Wilson said, “You know, often at this stage, I find myself saying, ‘Oh, we’re gonna do this and that’, then six months from now you’ll say, ‘That isn’t in the film at all – you told me it was…’ I think we’re at the stage where a lot of ideas are floating around that sound very good, but whether they make the final cut, who knows?”

Why worry about a final cut when you can’t even get bloopers in the can? So right now, don’t count on another Bond film until MGM figures out its shit. By that time, Justin Bieber will be old enough to play him. I meant that as a joke, but now I’m stuck with the haunting realization that it could happen. (ThePlaylist)

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Kate Winslet Claims Her Ex Will Direct ‘Bond 23′ Next Year http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/kate-winslet-claims-sam-mendes-to-direct-bond-23-next-year/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/kate-winslet-claims-sam-mendes-to-direct-bond-23-next-year/#comments Fri, 03 Dec 2010 17:27:14 +0000 Col. Longshanks http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=10867 Kate Winslet is saying things about her ex-husband's affairs. The British actress told The Daily Mail that she is looking to move her children back to London as Sam Mendes, her former hubby, directs the newest Bond film. Shooting could begin as early as the end of next year.

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Just like that scene in A Christmas Story.

Kate Winslet is saying things about her ex-husband’s affairs. The British actress told The Daily Mail that she is looking to move her children back to London as Sam Mendes, her former hubby, directs the newest Bond film. Shooting could begin as early as the end of next year. How quickly we go from canceled, to November 2012 release, to convincing Mendes to direct again.

“Sam is doing the next Bond film, all being well, and we’ll all be in England if that happens. It’s such a massive commitment for him and it’s not fair for him to commute backwards and forwards to New York from London. It would be impossible. The children will be there with me.”

It’s nice that she’s being so accommodating. Fathers need their children around to lift their spirits, and vice versa. You hear that, Dad! As far as Winslet appearing in the film herself, she shouted, “No! [But] I can see us working together again — that’s the way it is.” I guess you could say there’s a BOND between them that can’t be broken. …Nailed it. (ThePlaylist)

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Steven Soderbergh Wipes His ‘Contagion’ On Hong Kong http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/steven-soderbergh-wipes-his-contagion-on-hong-kong/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/steven-soderbergh-wipes-his-contagion-on-hong-kong/#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:30:00 +0000 Defy Media   Safety first. Hello Kitty second. Steven Soderbergh is gearing up to offend China. The director has decided to dredge up bad SARS memories by setting his next film Contagion in Hong Kong. Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Matt Damon, and Laurence Fishburne have all signed up to come down with a case of the Hong Kong Achooeys in the virus gone wild drama. Hong Kong native Josie Ho has also signed on to play the sister of "Patient Zero" aka that asshole that never buys his own Chapstick. (THR)

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Safety first. Hello Kitty second.

Steven Soderbergh is gearing up to offend China. The director has decided to dredge up bad SARS memories by setting his next film Contagion in Hong Kong. Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Matt Damon, and Laurence Fishburne have all signed up to come down with a case of the Hong Kong Achooeys in the virus gone wild drama. Hong Kong native Josie Ho has also signed on to play the sister of “Patient Zero” aka that asshole that never buys his own Chapstick. (THR)

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Hugh Jackman Works Blue with Balls in Peter Farrelly’s Upcoming Short http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hugh-jackman-works-blue-with-balls-in-peter-farrellys-upcoming-short/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/hugh-jackman-works-blue-with-balls-in-peter-farrellys-upcoming-short/#comments Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Sometimes I feel like Hugh Jackman extracts his life-force from gay jokes. Between all the song and dance and now this casting announcement, it has to be the only explanation.In Peter Farrelly's upcoming anthology film, titled Untitled Comedy, Jackman will play a bachelor on a date with Kate Winslet. Kate has a hard time concentrating during the social call as Jackman's character has testicles attached to his chin. Nice work, guys. 1999 is laughing its ass off. The short segment, known as The Catch, is just one of several sketches that populate the film.Now that Jackman and "balls on chin" are forever wed in Google bliss, it's a good thing he didn't star in Brokeback Mountain. The combined might of those gay jokes could cause him to go supernova and destroy us all. FLAME ON! (Digital Spy)

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Sometimes I feel like Hugh Jackman extracts his life-force from gay jokes. Between all the song and dance and now this casting announcement, it has to be the only explanation.

In Peter Farrelly‘s upcoming anthology film, titled Untitled Comedy, Jackman will play a bachelor on a date with Kate Winslet. Kate has a hard time concentrating during the social call as Jackman’s character has testicles attached to his chin. Nice work, guys. 1999 is laughing its ass off. The short segment, known as The Catch, is just one of several sketches that populate the film.

Now that Jackman and "balls on chin" are forever wed in Google bliss, it’s a good thing he didn’t star in Brokeback Mountain. The combined might of those gay jokes could cause him to go supernova and destroy us all. FLAME ON! (Digital Spy)

 

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