Screen Junkies » Kate Upton http://www.screenjunkies.com Movie Reviews & TV Show Reviews Wed, 03 Sep 2014 19:43:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Kate Upton And Other People Star In ‘The Other Woman’ Trailer http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kate-upton-and-other-people-star-in-the-other-woman-trailer/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/video/kate-upton-and-other-people-star-in-the-other-woman-trailer/#comments Fri, 20 Dec 2013 17:00:48 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=video&p=258458 I'll take all the tickets, please.

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The Other Woman stars Cameron Diaz as a lawyer who thinks she has found Mr. Right. However, she discovers that she is his mistress upon meeting Mrs. Right, as played by Leslie Mann. Instead of tearing out each others weaves, they team up to bring him down. The best way to do that, recruit his younger, hotter, heavy-chested mistress Kate Upton to hit him where it hurts.

Using the unstoppable combination of lawyer powers, light poisoning, and large natural breasts, they strive to take him down without outright stealing the cast dynamic of 9 to 5.

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We Rank The Carl’s Jr. Ads From Best To Worst http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/we-rank-the-carls-jr-ads-from-best-to-worst/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-lists/we-rank-the-carls-jr-ads-from-best-to-worst/#comments Tue, 28 Feb 2012 15:00:30 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=246342 I've gotta learn to cook patty melts.

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With all of the excitement of the Oscars this past weekend, everybody nearly missed this week’s instance of Kate Upton taking off her shirt. Well, that’s why we’re here. To serve as a net that catches all good chunks of life blown across oblivion.

Upton stars in the latest Carl’s Jr. ad. These ads have become an institution, featuring an impossibly hot celebrity eating the diarrhea-inducing sandwiches in the most softcore way possible. Like pin up girls getting down on some fast food.

Critics of these ads feel these advertisements are in extremely bad taste as they reduce women into nothing more than props bent and manipulated for male entertainment. Props that we can now compare to one another and evaluate. And such, here are the five hottest Carl’s Jr ads ranked in order of hottest to most tame.

Kate Upton

Kate Upton deserves an award. All the awards actually. With her new Carl’s Jr ad she lifts the series out of a dark place where it had previously run a ground. Wearing this tiny polka dot dress, she bites into a spicy Carl’s Jr sandwich at the drive-inn. The resulting place causes her to writhe around and strip in the car‘s backseat. Not in a “Hey, we better call 9-1-1″ kind of way, but in a “Hey, I should be using my camera phone right now,” kind of way.

My only question though is, why would this girl have to take herself out on a date?

Watching this at the Internet Cafe will get you:

6 out of 6 craned necks.

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19 Sports Illustrated Cover Girls With Hollywood “Careers” http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/19-sports-illustrated-cover-girls-with-hollywood-careers/ http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/19-sports-illustrated-cover-girls-with-hollywood-careers/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:36:18 +0000 Wookie Johnson http://www.screenjunkies.com/?post_type=gallery&p=245424 They're all bright shining stars in my book.

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Kate Upton enjoys a lot of attention for being totally stacked and barely legal. But now she’s enjoying even more attention thanks to landing the cover of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Up next for Upton is a role in The Three Stooges, hot on the heels of her part in Tower Heist. She’s certainly on fire and could have a bright film career ahead of her, or she could just appear in the next Transformers. So, we decided to take a look at the film careers of her predecessors. But mostly to have an excuse to pour over bikini pics.

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