Unlike Michael Bay, who hires models for every non-matronly female part in his films, Stephen Somers only hires models to play models in his upcoming G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra.  The drop-dead gorgeous Karolina Kurkova will be playing the aptly nicknamed “Cover Girl,” a former professional model who decided that runways and eating disorders were boring, and that blowing sh*t up in the army would be much more au courant.

A word from Karolina: “Mother Nature made me the was I am, and I should be happy.”

Most men would high five Mother Nature’s palms red for creating Karolina. Check out the photos of Karolina after the jump and turn your palms red! From all the clapping, of course.