Paula Patton plays the victim in Denzel Washington’s murder case in the film Déjà Vu.  But she’s also not the victim because she’s still alive.  Listen, I don’t have time to explain the whole space-time continuum thing right now.  Go read Stephen Hawking after you ogle Paula.

A word from Paula: “Well you always joke. There’s that countdown to the sex scene. Like, ‘Okay, five days until sex scene. No more carbs.”

I totally agree. Okay, one hour until sex scene. Finish your burrito.

Check out more pics of carb-less Paula after the jump.