It’s just like The Matrix, but starring Mila Kunis as a bee-whispering alien goddess and Channing Tatum as 50% abs, 50% wolfman, and 100% hover-roller-blader. Step Aside, Scientology, you got nothing on the ludicrous plot of Jupiter Ascending.
An $18MM opening domestic weekend against a budget of $200MM. Ouch.
Sundance is historically known as a haven for indie and lower-budget films. But, like so many other niche events, over time it got co-opted and became a prestige event for…
Channing Tatum stars as a hero elf. Seriously.
Ready the Bullet Time camera!!