Magnets? Fugetaboutit!

Now that Juggalos are officially considered a gang threat, what effect, if any, will this have on the film industry, specifically, the gangster-crime genre? Only time will tell. But since I’ll probably get fired within the next six months, I don’t have a lot of time. So rather than wait around to see what happens, I decided to go back in time and filter existing gangster films through a Juggalo lens. Armed with photoshop and a poorly formatted Juggalo glossary, I came up with the following seven examples. Enjoy!

The 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos is right around the corner, and in case you weren’t aware, the Big Money Rustlas in charge put together this hilarious/terrifying infomercial to learn you. Remind me to stay clear of Cave In Rock, Illinois from August 12-15. Holy crap. The festival touts that it’s all about love and friendship, but I’m sure I caught a glimpse of a shanked tourist laying in the muddy camp grounds amongst the frantic ICP fans. You can expect comedians, sideshows, contests, games, and seminars, the most popular of which will be: F*ckin’ Magnets: How Do They Work? Attendees will stare in awe at the magic of the universe all around them as Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J make an inspirational quote stick to a refrigerator door.

Check out the infomercial below.

Someone created a Tumblr called ViolentJIsJohnGoodman. Makes sense. I bet he at least knows how magnets work.

F*ckin’ links, how do they work?

_{Remembering Lynn Redgrave (Moviefone)}

_{10 Things You Should Never Say to a Lesbian (Asylum)}

_{Obama Had Help from ‘Daily Show’ Writers (PopEater)}

_{25 Sweet Food Sculptures (HolyTaco)}

_{Roman Polanski Is Terrible at PR (FilmDrunk)}

_{5 Classic Non-Regular Character Seinfeld Moments (Unreality)}

_{Now This Is One Excited Fan! (TotalProSports)}

_{Horse Name or Sex Act? (Maxim)}

_{Thiago Silva to Face Tim Boetsch at UFC 117 (CagePotato)}

_{Hayden Panettiere and Her BF (CelebJihad)}

_{Teletubbies Gone Wild (Smosh)}

_{A Downey Jr. Backlash? Inconceivable! (Pajiba)}

_{Cinco de Mayo: Arizona-Style (Atom)}

_{Best Theme Hotels on the Planet (MadeMan)}

_{Richmond Brings NASCAR Back to Par (AllLeftTurns)}