There go my future erections.
The Oscars Trailer Suggests They’re Putting Off Fresh Material For 2013 At The Earliest
Friday, January 6 by

The Oscars want to demonstrate they’re more the same than ever with this parody piece.

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‘Transformers 3′ Rolls Out Shiny, New Stills
Monday, June 13 by

Oh yeah. John Malkovich is in this thing.

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Transformers Clip Turns Army Guys Into Flying Squirrels
Thursday, May 19 by

There are no Autobots or Decepticons, but there are Duhamel-borgs.

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Katherine Heigl To Serve As Sub-Halle Berry
Monday, January 31 by

Halle Berry is being replaced by America’s sweetheart Katherine Heigl (in a movie, not in life).

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Duhamel Added To Pile Of Attractive People In ‘New Year’s Eve’
Thursday, January 27 by

Josh Duhamel, the handsome-white-guy-from-the-thing, has been added to the cast of Garry Marshall’s New Years Eve, joining the likes of Robert De Niro, Ashton Kutcher, and Jessica Biel, among others.

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‘Transformers 3′ Teaser Trailer Will Open Your Eyes, Man!
Wednesday, December 8 by

The conspiracy is out! The teaser trailer for Michael Bay’s Transformers: Dark of the Moon has landed (puuuuuuunriffic!) We get a nice moody build-up, but the basic gist is astronauts exploring the moon find an alien life form. I have a feeling Shia LaBeouf then comes in and saves the day.

Shia Looks Hopped Up In ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ Behind the Scenes
Friday, October 29 by

Back away slowly, Mark.
Entertainment Tonight visited the set of Transformers: Dark of the Moon in Chicago in the very excited way that ET visits things. Star Shia LeBeouf was either playing along with the amped up enthusiasm, or he's been dipping into the booger sugar between takes. I realize he's a passionate guy and all, but something feels a little…twitchy about his demeanor.
ET also interviews newbie female lead Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who at least to me, doesn't seem to have the same "Damn, who is that hot-ass girl?!" appeal as Megan Fox. Spielberg liked her though, so what the hell do I know. I'm sure she's a better actor than Fox. Shit, Michael Bay's a better actor than Fox. And speaking of Michael Bay, ET gets him on record saying James Cameron shot Avatar like a little bitch. He doesn't use those exact words, but it's pretty obvious he poo-poos green screen.
Go behind the scenes after the jump…

Josh Duhamel Shoves a Baby in ‘Life As We Know It’ Trailer
Thursday, May 27 by

Everyone is concentrating on the poo on Katherine Heigl's face in the trailer for Life As We Know It, but no one is bringing to light the bigger issue: Josh Duhamel shoves a baby! The poor kid finally gets up the courage to take its first steps, and in order to stall her so Heigl can witness it, Josh gives the kid a hard shove in the stomach. Hey PTC, bring out the big guns. The film centers on two single adults who can't stand each other, but then become caregivers to an orphaned girl when their mutual best friends die in an accident. Let's completely skip over the logistics of that, not to mention the irresponsibilty of the parents, and focus on the dead best friends. One of them is Josh Lucas, so no big loss there, but the other is Christina Hendricks. You sick bastards! How could you do this to us?! I'm so stricken with grief right now I could shove a baby. Check out the trailer after the jump. Theaters adopt Life As We Know It on December 22, 2010.

Life As We Know It
Thursday, May 27 by

Director: Greg BerlantiCast: Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas, Christina HendricksSynopsis: Two single adults become caregivers to an orphaned girl when their mutual best friends die in an accident.Release Date: December 22, 2010