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Behold, The Most Poorly Photoshopped Movie Poster of All Time: “Hit By Lightning”
Thursday, October 2 by

Does Jon Cryer really have the torso of a 13 year-old boy and the head of a brontosaurus?

Look into their eyes. Nobody wants to be there.
‘Two And A Half Men’ Renewed, Loses A Cast Member, And Will Never Die
Monday, April 29 by

Chuck Lorre is also winning.

Out of the darkest Ed Hardy shirt comes the daybreak.
‘Two And A Half Men’s Half-Man Issues Lazy Pseudo-Apology For His Comments
Wednesday, November 28 by

It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.

I'm sure producers are wondering what they can do to bring the show up to Sheen's standards.
Charlie Sheen Is ‘Very Disappointed’ With The New ‘Two And A Half Men’, Chuck Lorre Weeps
Friday, October 21 by

Jon Cryer is doing everything he can, but it just doesn’t seem to be enough.

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Here’s How Charlie Sheen Dies In ‘Two And A Half Men’
Monday, August 8 by

Warning: It’s kind of lame.

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‘Two and a Half Men’ Future So Bright, Cryer’s Gotta Wear Shades
Thursday, April 28 by

Winning, Tiger Blood, F-16′s, etc.

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Trollgate ’11: Jon Cryer Outs Himself As “Troll” To Conan
Thursday, March 10 by

If you’ve seen Jon Cryer under a bridge, it’s not cause he’s hiding from a crazed Charlie Sheen. Here’s Cryer’s video confession.

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5 Greatest Moments In The History Of ‘Two And A Half Men’
Friday, February 25 by

Since it looks like we won’t be seeing new episodes of “Two and a Half Men” any time soon, if ever (fingers crossed) we decided that now would be a great time to take a look back fondly at the five greatest “Two and a Half Men” moments. Yes, it was difficult, but we actually found five.

Nobody Wants Credit for Jon Cryer’s Assassination
Friday, February 26 by

"Let me in!! I'm being MURDERED!!!"Jon Cryer must be a really good husband because it seems his ex-wife doesn't want to share him with the world. Earlier this year, an episode of Two and a Half Men was taped without a studio audience because Jon Cryer feared his ex-wife hired an assassin to kill him. Thus, depriving us of the most interesting thing that could possibly happen in that studio. I ask you this, does this look like the face of a woman who dreams of murder?Well, she doesn't think so. Here's her side of the story:Trigger’s lawyer claims on December 21, 2009, Trigger told her that her ex-boyfriend, Eddie Sanchez, had said he was going to kill Cryer and Trigger’s estranged husband, David Dickey.Trigger’s lawyer became so alarmed she contacted lawyers for both Cryer and Dickey. On January 10, Dickey confronted Sanchez. According to legal docs, “Mr. Sanchez not only flatly denied making such a statement, but he said that it was [Sarah Trigger] who had contacted him on numerous occasions, stating that she wanted to see the pair [Cryer and Dickey] dead, and even asking Mr. Sanchez if he would kill the pair, or if he would not, inquiring whether she could speak with Mr. Sanchez’s father about this issue.” Sounds scary and stressful for Cryer. If he had any smarts he would disguise himself as a teenager and hide out at his nephew's high school immediately. (TMZ)