Could someone like Keanu Reeves be convincing as an emotionless robot?

Comedian Rob Riggle (‘The Daily Show’) is ready to torment some kids. Or rather, cops pretending to be kids. Or rather… something. We’ll see.

This new sneak peak for ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 4′ reminds us it all began as a Disneyland ride, just like two other classic works of cinema: ‘Haunted Mansion’ and ‘The Country Bears’.

No way Burton is passing the requisite background check.

Put the tab on your tongue and relax, man.

Actor Thomas McDonell, who will star in Disney’s ‘Prom’, is hijacking the limo and driving it into Tim Burton’s ‘Dark Shadows’.

Images from ‘Brave’ and ‘Hugo Cabret’ will tide you over until the trailers arrive one day.

Tim Burton is in talks with actor Michael Sheen (‘New Moon’, ‘Tron: Legacy’) to join the ‘Dark Shadows’ ensemble. Another Sheen is winning for a change.

Well, it looks like Johnny Depp will get to play an entirely new type of off-kilter fop in The Thin Man

Here’s the latest trailer for Pirates Of The Caribbean: This Time There Are Zombies.

It’s time to liven things up with somber ol’ Blackbeard from ‘On Stranger Tides’ and that skull he’s always carrying. The one he brings to parties as an ice breaker.

Johnny Depp must be a glutton for punishment. The Tourist star is trying to free up his schedule so that he can guest star on depraved meanie-butt Ricky Gervais’ new show “Life’s Too Short.”

Johnny Depp looks a little… concerned in the new poster. Maybe it’s because a burning ship is eventually gonna hit him in the back.

Dead men tell no tales, but apparently undead men can have their own pirate ship and smoke a pipe. That doesn’t sound so bad to me.

It would have made twice as much if Jon Lovitz had been voicing the lead role.

Rango is so weird I can’t believe they got to make this movie.

Looks like Johnny Depp would like to move away from playing roles that require silly hats.

A cartoon western about talking animals has pissed off a major group. No, it’s not the National Bunched Panties Association.

Johnny Depp has left Emir Kusturica’s The Seven Friends of Pancho Villa and the Woman With Seven Fingers after realizing the role calls for a Mexican actor and he can’t pull that off no matter what he does with his facial hair.

My Man ‘Friday’ has more projects in the pipeline. He’s in talks to star in ’21 Jump Street’ and he’s driving around town with his car-related directing vehicle.

Michelle Pfeiffer must be jealous of Johnny Depp.