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Johnny Depp In Talks To Play Preposterous Version Of Harry Houdini
Wednesday, May 28 by

And possibly slurry.

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Honest Trailers – Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Tuesday, May 27 by

“Maleficent” is just the latest live-action fairy tale Disney reboot. Fall down the rabbit hole once again with “Alice in Wonderland,” visionary Tim Burton’s not-so-visionary take on the classic story.

The Film Cult Presents: Edward Scissorhands
Friday, April 4 by

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! Edward Scissorhands is definitely flawed. The ending is a predictable Saturday-matinee mob scene. The plot is loosely hung on a frame-work of stock characters and a fairy-tale…

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Johnny Depp Is The Hollow Lawnmower Man In ‘Transcendence’ Trailer
Wednesday, February 12 by

Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.

Bulger apparently had a criminal record. Who knew?
Johnny Depp To Play Irish Mobster Whitey Bulger
Friday, February 7 by

It’s unknown if Depp will bring his trademark scarves and hats to the role.

We're all pretty excited, Beetlejuice.
Tim Burton To GIve Us A Beetlejuice Sequel
Tuesday, October 22 by

Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.

Johnny Depp looks terrific.
Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

Nothing says "Southie" like artisanal bottles and leather cuffs.
Johnny Depp To Play Gangster Whitey Bulger In One Of Four Biopics
Tuesday, February 5 by

I bet this version won’t even have “Gimme Shelter” in it. What crap.

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Head Covering Enthusiast Johnny Depp Eying Lead In ‘The Magic Hat Of Mortimer Wintergreen’
Tuesday, January 15 by

Another film where we don’t see Johnny Depp’s scalp.

5 Fountain Of Youth movies That Will Keep You Young
Thursday, January 10 by Gregory Wakeman

We all crave eternal youth just so that we can continue with our crazy shenanigans without wrinkles. Of course, this pursuit is futile and we can only really turn to…

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Passes Up Marvel For Johnny Depp’s Sloppy Second ‘Sin City’ Seconds
Tuesday, January 8 by

Title makes sense if you read the article.

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‘The Lone Ranger’ Introduces Us To Its Wacky Horse In New Trailer
Tuesday, December 11 by

All the best movies have wacky horses.

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Johnny Depp Going To Make ‘Don Quixote’ One Way Or Another
Wednesday, December 5 by

Lightning can’t strike the same place twice.

Only 3 minutes long, 'Diamond Jim' is still better than 'The Tourist'
Johnny Depp To Play Dress Up With Wes Anderson
Tuesday, July 17 by

In a movie about a thing that happens.

I'd be more impressed if there were a clock in every shot.
7 Films Shot In Real Time Like ‘Silent House’
Friday, March 9 by

Are they worthwhile or a waste of time?

The 6 Best Victorian Movies
Monday, February 13 by Gregory Wakeman

On the face of it, the Victorian era should be a dull area to explore for cinematic adventure. Yes, gunpowder and various early guns that could only fire one shot…

"Please explain to us the challenges of playing both Jack and Jill."
Supercut: James Lipton Being A Sarcastic Rascal
Monday, February 13 by

What attracts you to odd hats?

Honestly, I'd throw my support behind kicking toddlers if it meant I got the day off.
The 9 Highest-Grossing Movies Of All Time (Written Without Help From Wikipedia)
Wednesday, January 18 by

This list will prove just how capable we writers are without our precious “Wikipedia.”

7 Of The Best Netflix Instant Watch Romantic Comedies
Monday, January 9 by Frost

 

Total bros
9 Famous Bromances Between Actors and Directors
Monday, October 31 by

Some things just go better with one another.

Johnny Depp Tattoos: The Story Behind the Art
Saturday, October 29 by L.M.I.
This really happened.
7 Badass Biographical (And Semi-Biographical) Films You Need To Watch
Friday, October 28 by

From commies to porn stars, this list has it all.

Mad Hatters And Heart Shaped Heads: The Alice In Wonderland Cast
Wednesday, October 26 by Christopher Chavez

Just as in the writings of Lewis Carroll, the characters portrayed by the “Alice in Wonderland” cast in the movie of the same name are wonderfully wild and colorful. From…

If he's not wearing a funny costume, he shouldn't be doing bad things.
Disney Doesn’t Want The World To Know Johnny Depp Acts In Non-’Pirates’ Films
Monday, October 24 by

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?

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The Rum Diary
Thursday, October 20 by

Director:¬†Bruce Robinson Cast: Johnny Depp, Giovanni Ribisi, Aaron Eckhart Synopsis:¬†American journalis Paul Kemp takes on a freelance job in Puerto Rico for a local newspaper during the 1950s and struggles…

The Year of the Sequels: 2011 Movies
Monday, October 17 by Mishka Bulldozer

If you need a reason to get psyched, consider looking up information on these upcoming 2011 movies. The following are some of the most highly-anticipated films coming out in 2011…

Debating the Most Expensive Movie Ever Made
Sunday, October 9 by Brian Neese
Famous Pirates Who Would Kill You Where You Stand
Monday, October 3 by Michael Carpenter

From whiskey-soaked swindlers to even more intoxicated, mutinous idiots, these famous pirates offer the best aspects of what exactly makes a great pirate. A lot of movies just aim for…

With a sidekick, The Lone Ranger isn't exactly "lone," is he? J'accuse!!!!
Like Sands Through The Hourglass…: ‘The Lone Ranger’ Is Back On
Friday, September 23 by

We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.

Elton jamming his fingers in his piano's fall board.
7 Actors Who Could Star In The Elton John Biopic ‘Rocketman’
Friday, September 23 by

Eminem is not in the running.