Maybe if his mustache had been BIGGER.
Johnny Depp is the OG of reactafacin’, so let’s look back at some of his greatest “Say whaaat?!” faces.
If that title looks like gibberish…it is, but it’s gibberish rooted in truth.
He might be channeling his inner Bill Murray, based on this pic.
Warning! Spoilers Ahead! Okay, I, like most of the human race, am a Johnny Depp fan. Did you catch my saccharine praise fest of Edward Scissorhands a few months ago?…
And possibly slurry.
“Maleficent” is just the latest live-action fairy tale Disney reboot. Fall down the rabbit hole once again with “Alice in Wonderland,” visionary Tim Burton’s not-so-visionary take on the classic story.
WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! Edward Scissorhands is definitely flawed. The ending is a predictable Saturday-matinee mob scene. The plot is loosely hung on a frame-work of stock characters and a fairy-tale…
Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.
It’s unknown if Depp will bring his trademark scarves and hats to the role.
Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.
Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.
I bet this version won’t even have “Gimme Shelter” in it. What crap.
Another film where we don’t see Johnny Depp’s scalp.
We all crave eternal youth just so that we can continue with our crazy shenanigans without wrinkles. Of course, this pursuit is futile and we can only really turn to…
Title makes sense if you read the article.
All the best movies have wacky horses.
Lightning can’t strike the same place twice.
In a movie about a thing that happens.
Are they worthwhile or a waste of time?
On the face of it, the Victorian era should be a dull area to explore for cinematic adventure. Yes, gunpowder and various early guns that could only fire one shot…
What attracts you to odd hats?
This list will prove just how capable we writers are without our precious “Wikipedia.”
Some things just go better with one another.
From commies to porn stars, this list has it all.
Just as in the writings of Lewis Carroll, the characters portrayed by the “Alice in Wonderland” cast in the movie of the same name are wonderfully wild and colorful. From…
Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?