And possibly slurry.
“Maleficent” is just the latest live-action fairy tale Disney reboot. Fall down the rabbit hole once again with “Alice in Wonderland,” visionary Tim Burton’s not-so-visionary take on the classic story.
WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! Edward Scissorhands is definitely flawed. The ending is a predictable Saturday-matinee mob scene. The plot is loosely hung on a frame-work of stock characters and a fairy-tale…
Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.
It’s unknown if Depp will bring his trademark scarves and hats to the role.
Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.
Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.
I bet this version won’t even have “Gimme Shelter” in it. What crap.
Another film where we don’t see Johnny Depp’s scalp.
We all crave eternal youth just so that we can continue with our crazy shenanigans without wrinkles. Of course, this pursuit is futile and we can only really turn to…
Title makes sense if you read the article.
All the best movies have wacky horses.
Lightning can’t strike the same place twice.
In a movie about a thing that happens.
Are they worthwhile or a waste of time?
On the face of it, the Victorian era should be a dull area to explore for cinematic adventure. Yes, gunpowder and various early guns that could only fire one shot…
What attracts you to odd hats?
This list will prove just how capable we writers are without our precious “Wikipedia.”
Some things just go better with one another.
From commies to porn stars, this list has it all.
Just as in the writings of Lewis Carroll, the characters portrayed by the “Alice in Wonderland” cast in the movie of the same name are wonderfully wild and colorful. From…
Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?
Director: Bruce Robinson Cast: Johnny Depp, Giovanni Ribisi, Aaron Eckhart Synopsis: American journalis Paul Kemp takes on a freelance job in Puerto Rico for a local newspaper during the 1950s and struggles…
If you need a reason to get psyched, consider looking up information on these upcoming 2011 movies. The following are some of the most highly-anticipated films coming out in 2011…
From whiskey-soaked swindlers to even more intoxicated, mutinous idiots, these famous pirates offer the best aspects of what exactly makes a great pirate. A lot of movies just aim for…
We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.
Eminem is not in the running.