Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

I bet this version won’t even have “Gimme Shelter” in it. What crap.

Another film where we don’t see Johnny Depp’s scalp.

Title makes sense if you read the article.

All the best movies have wacky horses.

Lightning can’t strike the same place twice.

In a movie about a thing that happens.

Are they worthwhile or a waste of time?

What attracts you to odd hats?

This list will prove just how capable we writers are without our precious “Wikipedia.”

Some things just go better with one another.

From commies to porn stars, this list has it all.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh you f*cking kidding me?

Director: Bruce Robinson Cast: Johnny Depp, Giovanni Ribisi, Aaron Eckhart Synopsis: American journalis Paul Kemp takes on a freelance job in Puerto Rico for a local newspaper during the 1950s and struggles…

We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.

Eminem is not in the running.

Is Depp up for playing a slurry, drunk character across multiple sequels?

Puerto Rico seems pretty chill.

It makes sense, though. I remember in the original series, the Lone Ranger was always getting dust-ups with werewolves.