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Kate Gosselin And 9 Other Gratuitous Celebrity Cruises
Tuesday, January 10 by

Tom Cruise is missing out on a very obvious and lucrative opportunity here.

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Caesar Is Unpopular With The Neighbors In Extended ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Clip
Tuesday, July 19 by

I’d be ripsh*t too if I saw someone messing with John Lithgow.

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The Rise Of The ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailers: Part 3
Wednesday, June 22 by

The monkeys are wreaking slightly more havoc in this one.

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New Int’l ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailer Has Monkeys Getting All ‘What! What!’
Friday, June 17 by

What’s the point of this film? Easy. “Your pet monkeys will one day turn on you.”

50 Cent and John Lithgow to Finally Work Together In ‘Lives of the Saints’
Thursday, October 21 by

We're finally going to get the chance to see master thespians John Lithgow and Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson engage in some on-screen tete-a-tete. The two actors have joined Lives of the Saints, along with Meg Ryan, Kat Dennings, and Joe Anderson. The film "tells the intertwining stories of a group of Angelenos seeking redemption for past mistakes, only to find that forgiveness comes from unlikely places."
They were originally considering the title Crash 2 but quickly realized it would be better to trick the audience into thinking this was a totally different concept. My fingers are crossed for a more Cliffhanger Lithgow than a Harry and the Hendersons Lithgow. He won't stand a chance against Fity without his infamous furrowing of the brow. That move stops hearts beating. (Variety)

‘Sitcom’, ‘Drama’ Win Big at Emmys
Monday, August 30 by

And the big winners are…
“Sitcom” and “Drama” ruled the 2010 Emmys, with “Sitcom” taking home the Emmy for best comedy series, while “Drama” took home the Emmy for best drama.

The night's other big winners included actor, who won an Emmy for his role in “Drama,” and actress, who took home the award for best actress in a comedy series.

Highlights from the show included new Conan performing pointless skits, and singer singing a melodramatic song. (Collider)

See a list of all the Emmy winners I copied from another website after the jump.

Robocop Joins the Cast of ‘Dexter’
Tuesday, July 13 by

Dexter Morgan is an unstoppable killing machine. And what better way to fight an unstoppable killing machine than with America's favorite insatiable law-and-order cyborg? No, not Vincent D'Onofrio.Peter Weller, the star of the classic 80's sci-fi film Robocop has joined the cast of "Dexter: Season 5." According to Dread Central, he will appear in eight episodes, and will play a "troubled" Miami Metro police officer, as if there's any other kind.While there's no mention of the character of Robocop, I'd be surprised if they didn't use him in some capacity. The show never came right out and said that John Lithgow was supposed to be the character of Dr. Dick Solomon from "3rd Rock from the Sun." But once he dropped the C-Bomb at Thanksgiving dinner, everyone knew it was him.

John Lithgow is a Damn Dirty Ape
Wednesday, June 23 by

They finally made a monkey out of ol' John Lithgow. Empire Online is reporting that the actor has been confirmed for the upcoming Planet of the Apes prequel, Rise of the Apes. The film costars James Franco and Frida Pinto.Despite the misleading headline and hackneyed primate references, Lithgow will not be playing an ape. Instead, he has landed the roll of the protagonist's Alzheimer's stricken father, which is a lot like playing an ape, since both apes and Alzheimer's patients have been known to throw feces. You think I'm making a crass joke, but I'm serious. I saw it first hand with my uncle Bobo.

Calling All Fancy Boys: Paramount Begins Casting for ‘Footloose’ Remake
Friday, May 28 by

Are you a male, age 18 or older, who has a natural rhythm and loves to dance? If so, would you be interested in driving your father to alcoholism by playing a high school senior in the upcoming remake of the Kevin Bacon classic, Footloose? Well then, what are you waiting for, Cinderella? Let's get you ready for the ball!Paramount has begun casting for the film and has put out a call for digital audition videos to be sent in via email. Nothing could go wrong there; just ask Chris Klein.As the casting call clearly states, applicants do not need to be a trained dancer, provided they are a quick learner (i.e. you've learned to keep your damn mouth shut about the casting couch).Click here for your chance to be in Footloose.

JOHN LITHGOW JOINS “DEXTER”
Thursday, May 28 by

 Award-winning actor and Cliffhanger villain, John Lithgow will be joining the cast of Dexter according to the Hollywood Reporter. He will be playing Dexter's new serial-killing nemesis. THIS. IS. AWESOME. NEWS. Dexter is a fantastic show and Lithgow will chew up the scenery. And he's definitely got the pep. Case and point:  John Lithgow – You Got To Have Pep – Watch more Funny VideosCheck out some of these other morning news stories… First pics of Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy. (JoBlo) Of course there's an Alien remake. (Bloody Disgusting) Summer Glau may move into the the Dollhouse. (Movie Hole) HBO whips out new series. (TV Squad)Internet killed the Cineplex stars. (NY Mag)