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‘Piranha 3DD’ Teaser Delivers All Of Its Promises
Wednesday, October 19 by

They’re evolving!!

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Unauthorized ‘Piranha 3DD’ Set Photos Are Wet ‘N Spoilery
Thursday, June 9 by

Caution: potential ‘Piranha 3DD’ Spoilers. Also, watch out for mutant piranhas in general. Those guys are jerks.

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Gary Busey Joins ‘Piranha 3DD’. Better Cover Up, Ladies.
Wednesday, April 27 by

Those piranha don’t stand a chance.

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‘Piranha 3DD’ Cast Announced: These Men Need To Guard Their Penises
Monday, April 25 by

Dimension Films has announced the stars of ‘Piranha 3DD’, but which ones will do the awesome underwater lesbian dance?

‘Piranha 3DD’ Schedules Blood, Boobs for August 2011
Wednesday, October 20 by

It's no surprise that Piranha 3D is getting a sequel. It's also no surprise that the sequel's title contains a pun involving breasts (Piranha 3DD). What is surprising is the fact that the film is scheduled to hit theaters in August 2011. I know they're not exactly going for an Oscar, but less than a year is still a pretty quick turn around time.

John Gulager (Feast) is set to direct, while Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan (Saw sequels) will pen the script. Let's hope Melton and Dunstan are fast writers. To speed things up, might I suggest using the word "tits" instead of "breasts," the word "fish" instead of "piranha," and the symbol for "$" in place of the words "plot," "character development" and "dignity." (Empire)