You can’t fake having a “L8 Nite” license plate on your first car.
I’m sure the Olsen twins are probably getting fake passports and trying to flee to Bolivia.
I could watch that video all day. And I will.
Maybe he’ll get Rick Perry next week. In the interest of fairness.
Yes, really. They’re both owned by Disney now.
I hope it doesn’t affect their self-esteem.
They lied to their kids about eating all their candy. Really nice work, parents.
They have more insight into literature than your average Nicholas Sparks reader.
I hope it’s called ‘The Daly Grind’ or ‘Give us our Lord, this Daly bread’. Something with a “Daly” pun.
It’s so dumb it’s funny.
Just because he wanted to.
The high production values really help sell that Charlie bit his finger.
Now when there’s a real wolf in the hallway, no one will believe him. This has happened before.
He’s mad about something, and we all need to care.
You’ve made us all to look as FOOLS, Kimmel!
He should stick to dressing up like Jimmy Kimmel.
He must not have seen “Jaywalking.”
ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.
They’re a little more “out there” than NBC’s regular NFL spots.
On last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, the titular host paid a tribute to his dearly departed Uncle Frank, who passed away earlier this year. Normally, when I see a man…
The gist of Kimmel’s stand-up routine was: our network sucks, but other networks suck too. So… give us your money?
And Jimmy Kimmel is indirectly involved, too.
Twitter has changed the rap game fo-ev-a, yo. In this music video, Jimmy Kimmel shows Drake he shouldn't waste anymore of his time writing original, intelligent, rhyming lyrics. Why try to say it better when Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher have already said it best? I can't wait until Ashton's Twitter-based album "Did You Know Fish Don't Have Eyelids?" goes platinum. (Vulture)
So "LOST" ended last night whether you wanted it to or not. I'm still turning the finale over in my head, and I know that some fans are downright pissed. I won't go so far as to say they feel betrayed, but I passed a business man on the street today pretending to stab a dagger with the word LOST on the handle into his heart.
The cast stopped by "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last night to say aloha to a show you might still be saying WTF to. The audience asked some questions and the cast gave some answers. Be warned, it's nothing mind blowing, or even satisfying. But if you like to giggle in a carefree manner, give the clips a whirl.
Check out Jimmy interviewing Matthew Fox and the audience "grilling" the cast below.
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Last night, late night television had a rip roaring good time ripping NBC a new asshole. Everyone is pretty amped up over the whole O'Brien/Leno debacle, and the hosts presented a unified front by expressing their disdain for the floundering network in their own special ways. David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Craig Ferguson, and even Conan himself didn't hold back. I've posted a couple of my favorite clips below from last night's roast of NBC. The first one shows Conan playing a game of Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel in an effort to decide his future. The second is Jimmy Kimmel's monologue, where he decided to impersonate a certain big-chined "funny"man.
Snookie, "The Situation", and Pauly D. from Jersey Shore played The Three Wise Men last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live in a reenactment of The Story of Christmas. It was clear from their performance that "The Situation" still has sick abs, Snookie can't pronounce words correctly, and camels have a taste for Messiah flesh. No one really cares about Pauly D. He should probably assault someone. Jersey Shore Performs the Story of Christmas – Watch more Funny Videos