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‘New Year’s Eve’ Actress Jessica Biel
Tuesday, December 6 by

Didn’t she used to be in a lot more movies?

The New and Improved A Team Cast
Thursday, October 13 by Ed Mulero

"The A-Team" cast takes the action and fun of the original 80's TV show and recreates those wonderful memories on the silver screen for a new generation of fans. Each…

Jessica Biel Movies
Saturday, July 30 by Walter Turner

The best Jessica Biel movies are a pleasure to watch because not only is she one of the most beautiful women in the world, but Jessica Biel is also a…

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Count The Rom-Com Cliches In ‘New Year’s Eve’ Trailer
Wednesday, July 27 by

Attractive people struggle to find love. Just like real life!

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John Cho Will Remember It For Colin Farrell Wholesale
Thursday, May 26 by

We still don’t know who will start the reactor.

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Official Bidness: Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel And Bill Nighy Join ‘Total Recall’
Wednesday, May 25 by

One of these actors will play Quatto. Is it… Jessica Biel?

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Ethan Hawke To Make 3-Boobed ‘Total Recall’ Cameo?
Tuesday, May 10 by

Ethan Hawke, start the reactor.

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Zach Braff Is Out Of Movie Jail
Thursday, April 21 by

He did his time and is fully rehabilitated.

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Jessica Biel To Prove The Existence Of Martian Erections In ‘Total Recall’
Friday, April 8 by

I’m hoping she was cast as the lady with three breasts.

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Ladies Lined Up Around The Block To Be In ‘Total Recall’ Remake
Tuesday, March 22 by

So many females, so little parts.

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David O. Russell’s ‘Nailed’ Screens Without His Knowledge
Thursday, March 3 by

Cover the baby’s ears. There’s going to be LOTS of door slamming.

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Jimmy Kimmel Convinces Beautiful Actresses To Hump
Monday, February 28 by

It seems as if he approached some of Hollywood’s most beautiful actresses and said “be in my comedy video! You’ll pantomime having sex with a yoga ball!” And those actresses all said yes.

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Jessica Biel And Uma Thurman To Star In Soccer Comedy, Will They Take Their Shirts Off?
Tuesday, February 22 by

Though I get bored watching soccer, it’d be hard for me to get bored staring at Jessica Biel and Uma Thurman. So I’m gonna call the new soccer movie ‘Playing The Field’ a tie.

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Rachel McAdams, Jessica Biel Both Want Superman In Bed
Tuesday, February 1 by

With Henry Cavill officially set to don the Man of Steel’s signature red cape and crotch-fitting underpants, the rumors are beginning to swirl as to which actress he’ll be rescuing from precarious situations at one or more climactic points in the upcoming Superman reboot.

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Katherine Heigl To Serve As Sub-Halle Berry
Monday, January 31 by

Halle Berry is being replaced by America’s sweetheart Katherine Heigl (in a movie, not in life).

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Jessica Biel
Thursday, January 27 by

So many good things about her.

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Catfight For ‘Dark Knight’ Roles Includes Knightley, Hathaway and Biel
Tuesday, January 11 by

Earlier we heard Eva Green and Naomi Watts were leading the pack for roles in The Dark Knight Rises, but that rumor was started by the Joker, up to his old tricks!

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Jessica Biel And Sofia Vergara Will Loan Their Hotness To ‘New Year’s Eve’
Thursday, December 9 by

Gary Marshall is throwing a bone to the beleaguered boyfriends who will be dragged to see New Year’s Eve. Jessica Biel and Sofia Vergara have joined the ensemble cast.

Review: ‘The A-Team’
Friday, June 11 by

The A-Team PG-13, 99m., 2010 Cast: Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, Jessica Biel, Brian Bloom, and Patrick Wilson Directed by Joe Carnahan Screenplay Joe Carnahan, Brian…

New ‘The A-Team’ Trailer Spits in Gravity’s Face
Thursday, April 1 by

"Just sliding down a building with my feet. No big deal." Warning: If you thought the last trailer for The A-Team was ridiculous you better redefine your idea of the word. Otherwise this new trailer will boggle your sense of reason so completely that you may need to self inflict pain in order to keep a firm grasp on reality. Most of this is Rampage Jackson's doing. Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley, and the aforementioned gravity-defying Jackson all look like badasses in the action-packed trailer, but I think it's Patrick Wilson who really deserves a shoutout. Not only is he playing the villain, which we don't see much from him, but there's no indication that he's in danger of losing his testicles in this movie. After Hard Candy and Barry Munday, Wilson must have wanted to branch out and take on one of those "non-castration" type of roles. Check out The A Team trailer after the jump, if you're capable of suspending your sense of disbelief.

‘Valentine’s Day’ Actress Jessica Biel
Tuesday, February 9 by

Here's an obligatory Jessica Biel post. I haven't done her yet as the girl of the day, and no I didn't mean it THAT way. If you don't know who Jessica is by now you must be living under a rock that doesn't get internet access because even being barricaded in your parent's basement wouldn't be an excuse.A word from Jessica: "It’s nice to have a little meat on you, and I hope I inspire women to appreciate their muscular calves."I don't know if women appreciate them, but men certainly do. Namely YOUR muscular calves, which can look gross on many less attractive, fatter females. Oh no, did I just ruin your inspirational message?The pics after the jump will heal all wounds.

First Video Glimpse of New ‘A-Team’
Thursday, October 22 by

Typical "Entertainment Tonight" puff piece here, but something worth checking out at the 1:30 mark. Is it just us, or does District 9's Sharlto Copley, who's been cast as Howlin' Mad Murdock, look a whole helluvalot like Dirk Benedict's version of Face from the original "A-Team" series?