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The ‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ Official Trailer Is Out, And It’s Awesome
Thursday, March 6 by

…And it’s awesome.

At Least She’s Pretty: The 4 Worst Actresses In Hollywood
Tuesday, July 24 by Joe Terzio

  Hollywood has its share of actresses that are woefully bad, but who are the four worst actresses in Hollywood working in movies today? This list won’t include any of…

Lose the shirt, sweetheart.
The 6 Best Stripper Portrayals In All Of Modern Cinema
Thursday, June 7 by

How can only one of them be topless? What kind of god would allow this?

Kiss your shoes goodbye, girls.
What Not To Expect: 8 Actresses Ruined By Pregnancy
Friday, May 18 by

They got more than they were expecting.

The 2010 Razzie Awards Winners: The Best Of The Worst
Friday, December 2 by Marina Szaven
Jessica Alba Sex Scenes
Monday, August 22 by Bo Vandy

Despite being one of the most lusted after actresses of this generation, there simply are not enough Jessica Alba sex scenes to go around. Perhaps she simply does not often…

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‘Spy Kids 4D’ Is Going To Smell
Friday, June 24 by

Using Aromascope technology, we’ll finally be able to experience the oaky aroma of Joel McHale.

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Watch Joel McHale’s Eyes Fill With Dollar Signs In ‘Spy Kids 4′ Trailer
Tuesday, May 31 by

When one thinks of family-friendly romps, one thinks of Joel McHale, Jeremy Piven, and Danny Trejo.

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Committed To Making Quality Movies, Ricky Gervais Joins ‘Spy Kids 4′
Friday, May 6 by

If anyone asks, “were you the robot dog in ‘Spy Kids 4′,” Gervais will just tell them “that was Steve Coogan.” It won’t work, but he can try.

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‘Spy Kids 4′ Releases Boner-Killing Jessica Alba Still
Wednesday, April 20 by

You asked for more ‘Spy Kids’ movies, and you’re getting more ‘Spy Kids’ movies. Wait, you say you didn’t ask for more ‘Spy Kids’ movies? Well, it’s too late now.

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Watch Jessica Alba Pretend To Love Math In Trailer For ‘An Invisible Sign’
Wednesday, April 6 by

There are numbers everywhere, man.

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Jimmy Kimmel Convinces Beautiful Actresses To Hump
Monday, February 28 by

It seems as if he approached some of Hollywood’s most beautiful actresses and said “be in my comedy video! You’ll pantomime having sex with a yoga ball!” And those actresses all said yes.

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30 Actresses Who Should Consider Topless Scenes
Wednesday, January 19 by

It’s hard to believe, but even in a society that’s as sick and depraved as our own, there are still some actresses who refuse to go topless. That’s insane!

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Review: Little Fockers
Monday, December 20 by

I actually liked Meet the Parents and The Fockers. By Little Fockers, it’s even worn off on my forgiving nature. Little Fockers is a clear example of a trilogy running out of steam and repeating itself in part three.

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Andy Samberg and Blake Lively Just Had Sex
Monday, December 20 by

The Lonely Island is back with another SNL Digital Short, and like mature, grown men, they’re boasting about their sexual conquests in song form.

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Jessica Alba Retracts ‘All Screenwriters Must Die’ Comments
Monday, December 13 by

Poor Jessica Alba was taken out of context, and I’m not just talking about this article’s headline.

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Little Fockers
Thursday, December 2 by

Director: Paul Weitz Cast: Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Owen Wilson, Jessica Alba, Teri Polo, Harvey Keitel, Barbra Streisand Synopsis: The Focker and the Byrnes families brace themselves for the…

5 Best Movies With Jessica Alba
Friday, November 19 by Bobby Ivie

The 5 best movies with Jessica Alba span genres from creepy to funny. Among others, she proves her great acting skills with these films: "Sin City." This is a multifaceted…

‘Little Fockers’ One-Sheets Turn Back Hands Of Time
Monday, October 25 by

Daaaaamn, De Niro. You look gooooooood. In these new Little Fockers character one-sheets, all signs of aging have been Photoshopped away from the stars' faces. Notice how Robert De Niro doesn't have any lines on his forehead. Even newborns have those. The guy is 67-years-old. Leave some lines on there so he doesn't look like a cyborg! I'm surprised they didn't airbrush his mole off while they were at it. It's a huge deterrent for audiences. Why would anyone want to see a movie full of actors with imperfections? I'll stay home and watch "Gossip Girl," thank you very much.
Check out Ben Stiller's creepy, wrinkle-free skin after the jump…

9 Actresses Who Get By On Their Looks
Thursday, October 21 by

When it comes to Hollywood, women are at an extreme disadvantage. Where as men can rely almost solely on their talent (Steve Buscemi rules!), a hot body is basically a prerequisite for landing a female role. And if an actress is lucky enough to break through, there’s a whole chorus of naysayers waiting to accuse her of being nothing more than an untalented pair of tits. While I totally recognize that it’s a twisted, hypocritical process, who am I to buck the trend?

Joel McHale Will Share Maritals With Jessica Alba In ‘Spy Kids 4′
Wednesday, September 8 by

Joel McHale is in final talks to star opposite Jessica Alba in Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids 4. In the sequel, Alba would play a retired spy married to McHale, a spy-hunting reporter. When a nefarious villain returns on the scene, Alba is pulled back into the business. And she takes her stepkids along for the ride.
No word yet on the youngsters that will carry the picture, but if I were the little boy I'd get a jump on the spying by placing webcams in Alba's dressing room. I work method. (Variety)

Review: ‘Machete’
Thursday, September 2 by

Machete R, 105 min., 2010 Cast: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin with Don Johnson, Lindsay Lohan, Steven Seagal, and Robert DeNiro Directed by Robert Rodriguez…

New ‘Machete’ Red Band Trailer Delivers Serious Head Trauma
Tuesday, August 31 by

If this new red band trailer for Machete doesn’t convince you to see the film this Friday then I’m afraid there’s nothing more I can do. My goodness gracious, the…

‘Little Fockers’ International Trailer Coins Godfocker Phrase
Wednesday, August 18 by

Early test screening reaction. Universal Pictures has dropped a new international trailer for Little Fockers. The boner stabbings from the U.S. trailer have been replaced with references to The Godfather…

‘Machete’ Trailer Pretty Much Kicks All Ass
Thursday, July 8 by

The new Machete trailer has slashed its way onto the Internetz. We last saw an "illegal" trailer released on Cinco de Mayo which got me amped, but this new one makes me want to punch a cinder block just so I can feel like a man. It's like producer Robert Rodriquez and director Ethan Maniquis took all the things that zip through a male's brain on a daily basis and cramed them into one movie with Jeff Fahey. Not that I don't like Jeff Fahey, I just can't say he's on my mind that often. At least you'll never get me to admit it here… Machete rips theaters a new asshole Labor Day Weekend, September 3rd. Check out the trailer after the jump.

‘Little Fockers’ Trailer
Thursday, June 24 by

I chose the most suggestive picture I could snap for Universal's Little Fockers trailer, and it doesn't even get across the actual horror that unfolds in the scene. The Paul Weitz-directed threequel to the Meet the Parents blockbuster stars Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Teri Polo, Owen Wilson, Blythe Danner, Jessica Alba, Laura Dern, Harvey Keitel, Barbra Streisand, and Dustin Hoffman. You can practically smell the money wafting off the screen. There's even a turkey carving joke involving someone's thumb. I won't tell you who, but he plays the neurotic klutz in all of these films. And most of the other films he does. Little Fockers starts raking it in at the holiday box office December 22, 2010.

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Jessica Alba
Thursday, June 24 by

She’s not just another pretty girl.

Review: ‘The Killer Inside Me’
Thursday, June 17 by

The Killer Inside Me R, 108min., 2010 Cast: Casey Affleck, Jessica Alba, Kate Hudson, Simon Baker, Elias Koteas, Ned Betty, and Bill Pullman Directed by Micheal Winterbottom Screenplay by John Curran based upon the novel by Jim Thompson   The Killer Inside Me is a faithfully adapted, dark, and twisted gem of an exercise in B-movie noir.   From the faded pop color opening credit sequence, director Michael Winterbottom and his perfectly suited cast takes us back to 1950s West Texas, where Central City, Sheriff Deputy Lou Ford (played by Casey Affleck, giving one of his finest and scariest performances to date) doesn't carry a gun and 'sweet talks' his way out of any bad problems. Well, that's what Lou wants you to believe as behind his earnest smile he is one of the most disturbed and violently psychological complex characters this side of the Rio Grande.MORE AFTER THE JUMP…

The Killer Inside Me
Thursday, June 17 by

Director: Michael WinterbottomCast: Casey Affleck, Jessica Alba, Kate HudsonSynopsis: A West Texas deputy sheriff is slowly unmasked as a psychotic killer.

Illegal ‘Machete’ Trailer
Wednesday, May 5 by

For Cinco de Mayo, Robert Rodriguez dropped a package off at the home of his AICN homies, and it turned out to be the "illegal" trailer for Machete hidden underneath a pound of tamales. Alright, I'm not certain about the tamales, but it's how I deliver all of MY packages.