Cast Of Jersey Shore
Tuesday, April 26 by Daniel Khalil

If you've been living under a rock lately, you're probably wondering who the cast of "Jersey Shore" is. "Jersey Shore" is a reality TV show that follows eight young, "Italian"…

Jersey Shore Characters
Wednesday, April 13 by Stephen Thiele

Looking for an overview of a few of the Jersey Shore characters? "The Jersey Shore" is a reality television show that is aired on MTV. The show first premiered on…

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Snooki, JWoww, and Pauly D All Getting Their Own Spin-Offs Because F**k Hard Work
Thursday, April 7 by

WARNING: If you’ve lost your job or home within the last few years, this article will enrage.

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Madea And Snooki Merge Into One Annoying Life Form
Wednesday, March 23 by

Scientists have combined “Jersey Shore” cast member Snooki and Tyler Perry’s Madea, so it can be stuffed into a rocket ship and blasted into the sun.

5 Best MTV Reality TV Shows
Saturday, March 19 by Natalie Kuchik

The 5 best MTV reality TV shows are the most notable and memorable. They all feature ordinary people living their life in front of the cameras in unscripted situations. Every…

10 Best Reality TV Show Fights Ever
Tuesday, February 8 by A. Hermitt

If reality TV shows are fun to watch, then these 10 best reality TV show fights ever are even better. Here are the ten best reality TV show fights ever.  Irene vs…

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2012 Starting Early: Justin Bieber and ‘Jersey Shore’ Team Up
Thursday, February 3 by

This is sort of like looking at a pop culture ‘Human Centipede.’

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Viacom Brings Its Smartest Shows Back To Hulu: ‘Colbert’, ‘Daily Show’ and ‘Jersey Shore’
Wednesday, February 2 by

National productivity: your days are numbered.

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Spike TV Wants To Film People Losing Their Cars
Monday, January 31 by

“Repo Games” allows contestants to keep their about-to-be-repossessed cars if they can answer three out of five questions correctly.

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Apocalypse Warning: ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 4 Is Coming
Tuesday, January 25 by

Jersey Shore is going to have a fourth season, and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it except hunker down and brace for impact.

10 Best Reality TV Moments 2010
Sunday, January 23 by Raina Lorring

Now you'll know which videos to search for online with these 10 best reality TV moments of 2010. If you missed any of these moments, you missed some reality TV…

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‘Jersey Shore’ Season Three Trailer: A Tale Of Two Snookis
Tuesday, December 21 by

“Jersey Shore” has once again proven too powerful for the Valtrex of good taste, and will return to airwaves for a third season.

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Snookie Love Doll
Sunday, November 28 by

So many awesome taglines, yet I’m still not interested.

Mini ‘Jersey Shore’ Halloween
Monday, November 1 by

Some people weren't meant to be parents.

Call In the Union Busters: ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Goes on Strike
Monday, July 19 by

Back to work, you rebel rousing scum.Yes, the Deepwater Horizon rig may finally be capped, but another oily disaster is now unfolding. The cast of Jersey Shore is threatening to strike.TMZ is reporting that cast members are so disappointed with their season 3 contracts that they are refusing to shoot, as they feel they can making more money "doing appearances" than filming the series.You know, back in the late 1800's, when a bunch of upstart "guidos" would try to unionize, the employer would hire some union busting thugs to go in and smash some heads. If MTV followed suit and made an example of The Situation by breaking his jaw in several places, I think the rest of the cast would fall in to line posthaste.

Cover Your Everything for the ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 2 Teaser
Wednesday, June 30 by

They're in Miami, bitch. The east coast was cold, making it impossible to cop a sweet tan, so MTV crated up the cast of "Jersey Shore" and shipped them to Miami for Season 2 of the decline of totally juiced western civilization. As you can probably guess, there's more drinking, scratching, narcissim, and unintelligible negative comments toward ego-threatening houseguests, all with a built in fish out of water hook. Cocaine sales in South Beach are about to skyrocket. Check out the teaser after the jump…

MTV to Axe Four ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Members (Not Axe Body Spray)
Wednesday, June 16 by

The oil spill destroys yet another beach.In today's economy, job security is almost non-existent. This is even true for those of us who get paid to be a raging douche bag and/or herpes spreading skank.TMZ is reporting that at least half the cast of "Jersey Shore" is facing the chopping block after MTV executives were "underwhelmed" by their performances this season. Obviously, this means there's been an overall decline in the number of teenage viewers renouncing Jesus Christ as their lord and savior, and someone at the network needs to be held accountable.The cast members in question are Lenny, Squiggy, Amerigo and "The C-Word." (TMZ)

The First Ten Minutes Of ‘Jersey Shore’s’ Season Two
Monday, June 7 by

Those concerned that the second season of "Jersey Shore" will be a played out attempt by network execs to squeeze more money out of their runaway hit, can rest easy. The first ten minutes of the second season is now online, and we learn quickly that the cast reunite for reasons much more shallow than money. Namely, free tanning. That's right. The combination of record snowfalls and Obama's 10% tax on tanning has sent the cast south to Miami for the winter. In this first glimpse, we find out what the newly-minted celebrities have been up to (banging), watch Paulie D and the Situation play with explosives, and Snooki take pickles to a whole 'nother, WHOLE 'NOTHER level. THIS SEQUEL DEFINITELY WON'T SUCK. CHECK IT OUT AFTER THE JUMP…

‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Member Dabbling in Cocaine
Tuesday, June 1 by

Pauly D. looks as sober as a judge.BREAKING NEWS: Someone from the "Jersey Shore" cast is hitting the booger sugar. Radar is reporting that while filming the second season of the juiced, tanned, and greased show in Miami, one of the gang played in the snow. The identity of the culprit is being kept under wraps, but police are utilizing the tried and tested method of throwing rocks on South Beach and trying not to hit a cokehead. It's a numbers game at this point.“Miami is obviously a big drug city,” one source told RadarOnline.com, “and when this cast member want (sic) to score, it wasn’t hard.”Narc! Narc!“Finding someone to buy drugs from in South Beach is as easy as asking for it,” the source said. “It’s not hard and everyone is discreet.”Another Narc!“A connection was made and that’s all it took,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “A lot of things were done in code. Other people knew about it but no one ratted out this person.”I don't know about you guys, but I've had enough of these accusations. I'm going to go mow my mother's lawn. **Walk-runs into bathroom to flush stash**

New Orleans Club Enforces Anti-’Jersey Shore’ Dress Code
Friday, March 5 by

New Orleans has been long considered the authority on good taste by the rest of the United States, so it should come as no surprise that the Big Easy is trying to stamp out Jersey Shore.The New Orleans club Republic has posted a sign outside its door that disapproves of the "L" in GTL:If it's on the Jersey Shore, it's not coming through the door. No Affliction. No Ed Hardy. No Christian Audigier. No Exceptions.Apparently they're pissed about the Bar Refaeli thing too. But don't worry, outfits like this are still welcomed 100% in New Orleans.(Fail Blog)

“The Situation” Has Tainted Bar Refaeli
Wednesday, February 24 by

Let's pack it up, boys. No need to follow Bar Refaeli around town with our "seduction" kits any longer. We couldn't HAVE her before because leading man Leo DiCaprio is tappin' that ass (plus we're ugly), and now we don't WANT her because her vajayjay has touched the back of "The Situation's" self-tanner smeared neck.The ab extraordinaire must have sold the remains of his soul to the Devil in exchange for the opportunity to hoist Refaeli up on his shoulders. The vomit-inducing act was apparently a legit photoshoot for Interview Magazine, but something tells me it was "The Situation's" idea. When I asked DiCaprio how he felt about his girlfriend's crotch on a guido's neck, he responded:"Mama, I want hot dogs. I want hot dogs, Mama."  I questioned a DVD of What's Eating Gilbert Grape. (TMZ)

Sorry Fellas, Snooki Has Taken a Lover
Tuesday, February 9 by

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but reality show Oompa Loompa, Snooki has selected a suitor to share her bed. The Jersey Shore Hobbit stepped out recently with Emilio Antonio and he is the juicehead of her dreams. She seems genuinely smitten. Belted in the face by love, if you will."He's actually a body builder and works at the gym," she said. "I am really excited to like show the public who he is."And those hoping that their connection is merely intellectual and therefore vulnerable to temptation, I have worse news."He is freaking banging. We're the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that."There you have it. Theirs is a love that will endure at least until Spring Break. Between this and the passing of Zelda Rubinstein, 2010 is shaping up to be a chaste year for pygmy-chasers. (NY Daily News)

“The Situation” Wants to Trademark His Abs
Tuesday, February 2 by

"Yous is gonna have to bring up dis situation with mys attorneys."Another example of why the rest of the world hates America has been filed at the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office today, and wouldn't you know it, it involves The Jersey Shore. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is so fond of his washboard abs that he's looking to get them trademarked. The application was filed by "The Situation's" older brother Marc "The Enabler" whose Las Vegas firm operates several porn websites. Of course that's what he does. OF COURSE.Another application has been filed by a man named Matthew Hunter who would like permission to stamp the moniker on t-shirts, underwear, track suits, and vagabond children. I'd like to just shout out a big thank you to all who are trying their damndest to proliferate stupidity. It's my only hope that Snooki jumps on the bandwagon and trademarks her amorphous bodytype. There has to be a pasta sauce company out there that's willing to take a chance on pint-sized guido. (SmokingGun)  

‘Jersey Shore’ JWoww Naked Pics For Sale
Tuesday, January 26 by

File this one under: What Took So Long?RadarOnline.com has discovered that nude photos of Jersey Shore's JWoww are being shopped around to media outlets. The photos show JWoww (aka Jenni Farley), and those silicon bulbs attached to her chest, posing topless with a small wrap around her bottom. The photographer made the strange choice of shooting the pictures with moody lighting against a brownish backdrop. I'd have assumed that the pics would be taken in front of an Italian flag or that rustic wallpaper they have up at Olive Garden. Guess she's saving that for her Hustler spread. (RadarOnline)

‘Jersey Shore’ Audition Tapes Make Me Hate Ellis Island
Thursday, January 21 by

Leonardo da Vinci and Christopher Columbus can rest easy in their graves, as The Jersey Shore season finale airs tonight. I'd like to pretend the above video of the guido cast's auditions is a eulogy for the show, but I realize the world will have to endure several more years of the pop culture "phenomenon." Wouldn't you know it, the guys talk about bangin' chicks and the girls talk about gettin' banged by guys. Normally I don't mind ill-pronounced bangin' talk, but bangin' often leads to the proliferation of a species, and I'm pretty sure spawn from The Jersey Shore folks would signal the apocalypse. (AOL)

‘Jersey Shore’ to Be Given Porn Treatment
Monday, January 4 by

Like Dexter and Paranormal Activity before it, Jersey Shore will be given the porn treatment. To clarify, Jersey Shore the program is being given the porn treatment, not the cast. The Jersey Shore castmembers are not in any pornos (yet). Zero Tolerance Entertainment has announced via the NSFW Popporn that they plan to artistically birth a porn parody of the MTV reality hit. Jersey Whores will be written and directed by Spock Buckton and Brian Bangs with Mike Quasar pointing a camera (and his penis) at it.I'm confused. Up until ten minutes ago I assumed Jersey Shore WAS a porno. Just one with an irritatingly slow build. Guess I'll pull my pants back on now. (via Warming Glow) 

What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, December 17th, 2009
Thursday, December 17 by

Tonight on Jersey Shore, Snooki learns the importance of a clean clock.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

‘Jersey Shore’ Performs the Story of Christmas on ‘Jimmy Kimmel’, Camel Eats Baby Jesus
Thursday, December 17 by

Snookie, "The Situation", and Pauly D. from Jersey Shore played The Three Wise Men last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live in a reenactment of The Story of Christmas. It was clear from their performance that "The Situation" still has sick abs, Snookie can't pronounce words correctly, and camels have a taste for Messiah flesh. No one really cares about Pauly D. He should probably assault someone. Jersey Shore Performs the Story of Christmas – Watch more Funny Videos

Snookie, “The Situation” and Conan “The Solution” O’Brien
Wednesday, December 16 by

Last night, Snookie and "The Situation" from MTV's the Jersey Shore were "guests" on The Tonight Show. I say guests with a twinge of sarcasm because it wouldn't be unlikely for the two emotional Guidos to crash the talk show, get pissed off that the deli meat tray in the green room didn't have any capicola, and then strut out to the couch to provide Conan with a nick name of his very own. Also, they talk about abdominal muscles.Use these links to work your core.7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren't (HolyTaco) Devin Harris Drops Jamario Moon (TotalProSports) Putting the Tail in Tailgating (TheChive) The Time James Cameron Almost Drowned (FilmDrunk) 8 Crappy Christmas Gifts You Wanted (Maxim) 10 Greatest Upskirt Moments in TV History (Manofest) Best Action Flicks of the Aughts (Pajiba) Kourtney Kardashian's Baby Enters Rehab (CelebJihad) The Evolution of Mario (Unreality) Two Dudes Who Have Actually Never Seen Porn (Asylum) Really Hot Italian Track Star/Model (BustedCoverage) Snowplow vs. Snowmen (RegretfulMorning) 5 Romantic Winter Getaways to Get Some (MadeMan) Rick Hendrick is the Godfather (AllLeftTurns) Enormous Chair Throwing Brawl Erupts (NothingToxic) Animated Christmas Specials Remixed (Atom)

JERSEY SHORE
Wednesday, December 9 by

Network: MTVSynopsis: Guidos and Guidettes move into the ultimate beach house rental and indulge in everything the Seaside Heights, New Jersey scene has to offer: hair gel and Cadillacs.