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Woman Arrested For Keeping A Movie Rental For Nine Years
Tuesday, February 18 by

Give her the chair!

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Almost Everyone Is Leaving ‘American Idol’ (And J. Lo Is Coming Back)
Monday, August 5 by

Bad news for the three people in the overlapping Venn Diagram circles of “Screen Junkies readers” and “American Idol fans”: It would appear that the show you’ve grown to tolerate…

You know who would kill it in the role of "Chilean mining boss with outstretched arms?" Taylor Lautner.
Jennifer Lopez To Add Some Grittiness And Truth To Chilean Miner Drama ‘The 33′
Monday, June 17 by

She’s still Jenny from Santiago, Chile.

5 Movies About Maids That Know Too Much
Wednesday, May 30 by Gregory Wakeman

Let's be honest: We've all had a crush on a maid at some point in our lives. Maybe it hasn't been obvious at first but there is something innately sexy…

6 Of the Most Influential Sex Icons Of the 2000′s
Wednesday, March 14 by Gregory Wakeman

It is impossible not to be infatuated by sex symbols. They are plastered around every possible media outlet available to the point that we can't walk around our homes, works…

She's still one of the five people I'm allowed to sleep with without my girlfriend getting mad at me.
Jennifer Lopez Might Play The Role Of A Lifetime…Carmen Sandiego
Friday, November 4 by

Maybe they should just issue an Interpol notice about a huge woman in a trench coat and a hat?

Famous Puerto Ricans
Sunday, October 2 by Ed Mulero

Famous Puerto Ricans of TV and film have made great contributions from the little island in the Caribbean Sea and created many memorable performances. These famous entertainers add a lot…

Jennifer Lopez Biography Don’t Hate on Jenny from the Block
Sunday, September 18 by Lori Boyd

This Jennifer Lopez Biography highlights her professional and personal successes. Jennifer Lopez was born on Jul 24, 1969 in the Bronx, New York of Puerto Rican parents. Lopez was first…

American Idol Judges 2011
Thursday, August 11 by Renee Gerber
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You Can Expect To See Chris Rock & Brooklyn Decker In ‘What To Expect When You’re Expecting’
Friday, July 1 by

You should also expect to see Anna Kendrick’s boobs get bigger.

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Casting Round-Up: J. Lo, Wizards, Henchmen, And Gosling
Friday, June 24 by

J. Lo is going to play a successful business woman that adopts, Gosling and Refn continue their courtship, and the ‘Snow White’ casting machine rambles on.

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Don’t Panic: Everyone’s Back For ‘Ice Age 4′
Tuesday, April 26 by

Ray Romano, Queen Latifah and the whole cast have been unthawed long enough for a quick voice over session.

Best Chicano Movies
Thursday, March 31 by C.T. Wright

Imagining a list of the best Chicano movies isn’t hard to do. Unfortunately, there haven’t been all that many of them made and the ones that are really good tend…

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Solo Night
Friday, February 18 by

I’m not sure what to make of “American Idol.” With only 100 contestants left, most of the people I hate have been sent home. And since I’m incapable of love, I feel empty and alone, much like the 50 losers from last night’s “solo night” show.

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‘American Idol’ Recrap: Group Night
Thursday, February 17 by

Last night was “group night” on “American Idol,” which is much less exciting than it sounds to an Internet-porn addict, like myself. Never the less, I watched all two hours of the program in order to describe it in detail to you, the reader. Congrats.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Hollywood ‘Weak’ Part 1
Friday, February 11 by

By it’s very nature, Hollywood Week isn’t as fun to watch. Almost, everyone who has made it to this point can sing, so there are no sad, pathetic people to mock and ridicule. As such, we have to settle for the next best thing: reveling in the failure of those who are more talented than us.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: San Francisco
Thursday, February 10 by

Last night was the final episode of the “American Idol” auditions, and what better way to end this sh#t show than with a fart. No, really. The show began with a teary-eyed girl complaining that the judges wouldn’t let her finish after she ripped ass.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: L.A.
Friday, February 4 by

Those sons of b#tches at “American Idol” finally broke down and put a crazy homeless dude on national television for everyone to laugh at.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Austin
Thursday, February 3 by

Highlights included a seven-foot-tall armadillo, a fat guy who looked like a live-action version of Cleveland Brown’s son, and a girl in a Viking outfit (or maybe it was Hermes, but honestly, who cares).

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Nashville
Friday, January 28 by

Tonight, the T.V. gods were merciful, and the Nashville edition of “American Idol” was only an hour long. But despite the more manageable length, it still managed to leave me feeling sore and violated.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: Milwaukee
Thursday, January 27 by

Milwaukee native and former Idol contestant Danny Gokey was on hand to give false hope to delusional contestants. And if you’re looking for delusional people, a Rustbelt city like Milwaukee does not disappoint.

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‘American Idol’ Recap: The New Jersey Auditions
Thursday, January 20 by

I hate “American Idol.” But, I made one innocent comment about the size of my editor’s wife’s ass, and now I’m stuck on recap duty.

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What Will Happen On ‘American Idol’ Tonight
Wednesday, January 19 by

If I’m going to be forced to watch, I might as well make some predictions. If any of them come true, I’ll look like a genius. If not, no one will give a damn. So here’s my timeline of what you’ll see during tonight’s broadcast.

Booty and the Beast: Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler to Join ‘American Idol’?
Friday, July 30 by

Jennifer Lopez…in happier times.
With the departure of Ellen Degeneres from "American Idol," Fox has some big, sensible shoes to fill. And it looks like they'll be filling those shoes with Jennifer Lopez's giant ass.
Deadline is reporting that Lopez signed a secret deal to replace Degeneres sometime last week. However, producers are still looking for a replacement for Simon Cowell. Rumor has it that the reanimated corpse of Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler is the frontrunner. As you probably remember, Tyler killed himself after recording "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" for the Armaggedon soundtrack back in 1998.
Personally, I think the two are a perfect fit. Lopez will bring back the washed-up singer vibe perfected by Paula Abdul, and Tyler's beastly face will allow viewers to snicker and crack jokes, helping to fill the meanness void that will result from Cowell's departure.

Jennifer Lopez to Star in ‘Overboard’ Remake
Friday, March 19 by

I've got some good news and some bad news. Good news is that Jennifer Lopez is finally going to suffer the head trauma we've all been wishing upon her. Bad news is that it's going to be fake movie head trauma. From THR:Jennifer Lopez is in talks to star in the remake of the romantic comedy "Overboard," which Overbrook is producing for Columbia. The 1987 movie, which starred Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn and was directed by Garry Marshall, centered on a snooty, spoiled woman who falls off her yacht and is taken to the hospital by a local, morally challenged carpenter. When she wakes up with amnesia, he convinces her she is his wife, thereby getting a free housekeeper for his four boys.Putting laugh-a-minute Lopez in a comedy is a great idea because that always turns out so well. But I don't see her becoming this character. Sure, the snooty, spoiled part should be old hat for her but the housekeeping? This will be the first time that Hollywood employs a stunt double to vacuum. (THR)