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FOX Isn’t Sure If You’re ‘Smarter Than A 5th Grader’, Wants To Check Again
Friday, November 7 by

Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.

Ned Flanders.
‘American Bible Challenge’ Is Hosted By Jeff Foxworthy, But Fails The Trifecta By Not Being On TNN
Wednesday, August 22 by

Unless it’s Ezekiel 25:17, I’m probably useless here.

In an effort to trump Foxworthy's announcement, Larry the Cable Guy endorsed Spriro Agnew, then shot out a snot rocket the size of my fist.
If You Support Mitt Romney, You Might Be A Redneck
Monday, March 12 by

Don’t shoot the messenger. This is Jeff Foxworthy’s fault.

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Jeff Foxworthy Takes A Redneck-Related Role In A Film!
Wednesday, April 13 by

They prefer “rural-Americans,” Jeff.