I mean no disrespect when I say: He looks like a female clown in this photo.
Jay Leno Will Host A Car Show On CNBC, Possibly Covered In Denim
Wednesday, October 8 by

Breaking: Jay Leno likes cars a lot.

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Jay Leno Gets His Own Street At Universal Studios
Thursday, May 1 by

“Did ya see this? Did ya hear about this?” *Eubanks chuckles*

Just like in my dreams.
Say Goodbye To Leno Tonight (If You’re So Inclined)
Thursday, February 6 by

Bye bye, Jay.

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Jay Leno Being Sued For Accusing A Woman Of Having Sex With Rats. Falsely.
Tuesday, November 19 by

Your words have power, Jay.

The man, the myth, the outfit.
Tonight Jay Leno Gives Up The ‘Tonight Show’ Throne
Monday, August 12 by

NBC chin-rounder will find him or herself out of a job tomorrow.

This is either Jay Leno or Jimmy Kimmel. It's hard to tell.
‘Shit On Jay Leno’ Week Continues With Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘F*ck Him’
Tuesday, August 28 by

He must not have seen “Jaywalking.”

Just like in my dream...
Howard Stern Calls Jay Leno A ‘Spineless Maggot’, Upsets Fragile NBC
Monday, August 27 by

I never knew him to be one to speak his mind at the expense of decorum. How odd.

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Howard Stern, David Letterman Bash Jay Leno Yet Again (It Never Gets Old)
Thursday, February 2 by

In other news, the sun came up in the east.

Jay, you have made an enemy of Randeep Dhillon of Bakersfield, CA. Prepare to face his wrath.
Jay Leno’s Jokes Are So Unfunny People Are Suing Him
Wednesday, January 25 by

The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.

Mr. Leno will be flying a denim shirt at half-mast for the rest of the week.
Jay Leno’s Joke Kills Two Motorcyclists
Tuesday, October 25 by

This is worse than when the Dancing Ito’s went haywire and took out that orphanage.

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9 Rejected ‘For Your Emmy Consideration’ Ads
Tuesday, June 21 by

I set to work harassing my dozens of insider contacts, and was given access to the following rejected ‘For Your Emmy Consideration’ ads.

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New Trailer: ‘Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop’ And So He Didn’t
Friday, May 20 by

The new documentary takes us back to a time many one year and a few months ago.

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Stern Calls Leno “Horrible” On ‘Letterman’, Leno Cries Himself To Sleep
Friday, February 4 by

Stern also thinks that during last year’s Superbowl commercial, Letterman should have “finish[ed] him off” when he had the chance. I’d watch that this year.

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‘Conan’ Is A Hit, Insists Conan’s Agent and Conan’s Mom
Tuesday, January 25 by

When is a hit show possibly not a hit show? When everyone is DVRing it.

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Jay Leno To Receive Humor Award. Everything You Know Is Wrong.
Monday, January 24 by

Members of Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Club have bestowed their annual Man of the Year award to walking lowest common denominator Jay Leno.

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Howard Stern Slams Jay Leno, Makes Us Nostalgic For January 2010
Monday, January 17 by

Conan O’Brien has made some kind of angry peace with Jay Leno, but Howard Stern recently Jaywalked all up in the Tonight Show host’s freakish chin.

Conan O’Brien Gets Wet ‘n Wild in Sexy New TBS Promo
Tuesday, October 5 by

Conan O'Brien's new TBS show begins on November 8th, and the network is starting to ramp up promotion. In this sexy new ad, Coco prepares for his new gig by washing off his desk. But instead of getting clean, Conan gets down and dirty in a scene reminiscent of Paris Hilton's famously slutty Carl's Jr. ad campaign.
While watching Conan get sprayed with a garden hose was pretty hot, I would have rather seen Jay Leno get sprayed with a fire hose, preferably in the face and genitals. But that's just me. (Coming Soon)

Watch Conan's sexy new promo after the jump…

Jay Leno Pretends to Laugh Off Emmy Snub
Thursday, July 8 by

In a scene reminiscent of a sociopath feigning empathy, Jay Leno used self-deprecating humor to mask his seething rage over being snubbed at the Emmy nominations. During his nightly monologue, Leno "playfully" pointed out that while his show received four nominations, he received none. The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences instead chose to recognize Conan O'Brien, the man who Leno robbed of "The Tonight Show." Sure, the entertainment news shows and the gossip columnists will claim Leno is a "class act" who is "being gracious in defeat." But watch this video for about 15 seconds, and tell me his fake smile and involuntary hand slaps aren't vain attempts to hide the urge to kill! (Deadline) See Jay Leno trying desperately to suppress his rage after the jump.

Jay Leno’s Grandiose Delusions Continue in New Promo
Friday, February 19 by

NBC premiered the first promo for Jay Leno's return to The Tonight Show during last night's Olympics broadcast. The results were not so good. Actually it's not entirely fair to call this a new promo. It's literally the same footage he used for his The Jay Leno Show promo with the Beatle's "Get Back" over-dubbed. Talk about polishing a turd. Get back to where you once belonged? I'll tell you where you can get back to, Leno. You can get back to, um, elsewhere. (Burned him.) Of course, Kevin Eubanks won't come along for the ride but for now we can seek solace in knowing that someone out there will ask the hard-hitting questions. Like, "Hey Vince Vaughn. What is your favorite sandwich?" For the record, the answer is all of them. Vince likes all the sandwiches.

Kevin Eubanks Is Out This Bitch
Wednesday, February 17 by

"If you come on my show, I'll pay you twice what Conan did to masturbate half as much."The most recent Late Night Wars have taken another casualty. Kevin Eubanks, The Tonight Show's snickering sweater-enthusiast and band leader, is reportedly leaving the show after the March 1st debut of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: The Squeakquel. According to Extra, Kevin "wanted a change" which is Hollywood-speak for "f*ck this sh*t." There's no word yet on what other opportunities Eubanks plans to pursue or how Leno will move forward without his only fan. Hootie and the Blowfish's Hootie Darius Rucker is rumored to be replacing. He'd better work on his Hibbert. Good move Jay. Now how are we supposed to know when you've told a joke? (Extra)

‘Late Shift’ Author Inspired to Write Again
Friday, February 12 by

Bill Carter is ready to write again. The New York Times TV industry writer is hard at work on a sequel of sorts to The Late Shift, the behind-the-scenes look at the dirty pool involved to succeed Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show. Of course, the recent late night shake-up will be the subject of his new book."I'm reaching out to everyone I possibly can to get every side of the story. I don't just pick one and stick with that guy."Carter is still writing but is said to be rushing to get the book on Kindles as soon as possible. I really couldn't care about the book. I'm more excited for the inevitable HBO adaptation that will be aired repeatedly for 15 years.  Maybe Jimmy Kimmel could play Leno if Arzt from Lost isn't available to do it again. (Gawker)

Jay Leno Takes Over Tonight Show. Where Will Conan End Up?
Thursday, January 14 by

"Aaaahhhh!!!! Jay's way better at this sucking up thing than I am!!!!"Elderly Americans may have a reason to celebrate and pound together their leathery, wrinkled, gnarled palms today. TMZ reported this afternoon that the ink is drying on a contract between NBC and Jay Leno for him to take back The Tonight Show. They report that Jay is in and the increasingly-disgruntled Conan O'Brien is out.HOWEVS, The Hollywood Reporter is Hollywood reporting that NBC denies any such contract exists. But what does NBC know and will there be a Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien much longer? Right now, that all depends on which news outlet you trust more; the one that carries an esteemed reputation or the one that posts pictures of dead celebrities. And if Conan is deposed, where will he go? Everyone's saying FOX and they do have an opening since The Magic Johnson Show was canceled, but Nikke Finke reports that Jeff Zucker has plans to "ice" O'Brien with a no-compete clause that would keep him off of any rival network "for 3 1/2 years."Story is developing and I will personally let all the old people in my family know what shakes out. For the meantime, they are to sit in their favorite chair and wear the Snuggie I sent them for Christmas. I'll alert you when it's time to assemble and do the wave.

Hitler Weighs in on Conan O’Brien, Jay Leno, NBC, and Carson Daly
Wednesday, January 13 by

Hitler Weighs in on the OBrien/Leno Controversy – Watch more Funny VideosIt was only a matter of time until the ruthless dictator made his opinion of The Tonight Show controversy known. He's clearly on Team O'Brien, and is infuriated that NBC ruined his vacation to sunny Southern California. It was going to be suck a nice weekend for Hitler in Los Angeles. He was so looking forward to sitting in The Tonight Show audience and giggling joyfully at Conan's floppy red hair. And now NEIN!

NBC Tells Conan O’Brien Take What We Give You, or Screw
Friday, January 8 by

As ordered by NBC, Leno administers the two-fingered enema.The gloves are off in the NBC/Leno/O'Brien debacle! Yesterday we reported that Leno might be replacing Conan on The Tonight Show, and now today we've learned it's not so much replacing as it is violently nudging. Apparently the suits over at NBC have given Leno his 11:30PM time slot back. Conan has the choice of either taking the 12:00AM, in which case Leno's show would be a half hour, or he can also decide to f*ck off completely. If Conan tells NBC brass to go screw themselves then Leno will get a full hour. So much hostility. Stop fighting, mommy and daddy, you're doing harm to the children!I suppose poor ratings for both shows can be blamed on this trist, or the fact that old people find Conan awkward looking and obnoxious, but it really all comes down to one super villain… You guessed it: Studio Mogul-Man.Smug son of a bitch…(via TMZ)

Leno Might Replace Conan
Thursday, January 7 by

"Take him." "Take him."TMZ is reporting that NBC has a plan to fix their Leno problem but unfortunately it doesn't solve our Leno problem. Due to very poor ratings, the network is reportedly moving Leno back to his 11:30pm timeslot. No word yet on the validity of this report or how it will effect The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Will Conan be pushed back an hour or ousted completely? This treatment is a bitch slap in the face to O'Brien considering his years with the network and the fact he uprooted to sunny California for the hosting gig. Don't they realize the sun can turn a ginger to ash? (TMZ)