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Javier Bardem To Play A Slightly Less-Scary Villain In ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5′
Wednesday, October 15 by

Yup. This will be the fifth one. Yikes.

I hope he has a different costume for this film.
Javier Bardem To Play A Non-Captain Hook Pirate In ‘Peter Pan’ Prequel
Tuesday, November 19 by

WHERE’S MENTION OF RUFIO?

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Rest Assured, Javier Bardem Has Silly Hair In Full ‘Skyfall’ Trailer
Tuesday, July 31 by

Ha, ha. It looks like Muppet hair.

"Once the cat is relaxed, they are very easy to milk."
Javier Bardem Confirms He Will Piss Off Daniel Craig In Next ‘Bond’ Film
Wednesday, October 12 by

He’s no match for Bond’s gadgets.

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23rd James Bond Movie Gets Date, A Release Date
Thursday, June 2 by

James Bond will return in: Fall, 2012.

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Ron Howard’s ‘The Dark Tower’ Is Turning Into The ‘Arrested Development’ Movie
Wednesday, May 25 by

Javier Bardem’s psychological commitment to the film is being called into question.

'Dark Tower' or Jenga Tower: You Decide
Universal Says ‘Whoa, Easy There’ To ‘Dark Tower’
Friday, May 13 by

It’s all about the Benjamins.

'Dark Tower' or Jenga Tower: You Decide
Is Universal’s ‘Dark Tower’ More Like A Jenga Tower?
Thursday, May 5 by

Anybody wanna buy a gigantic, cross-platform adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘Dark Tower’? I know a bunch of guys looking to sell.

No Country For Old Men Cast
Tuesday, April 26 by Frances Smith

Relive the movie and check out the best of the "No Country for Old Men" cast. "No Country for Old Men" is a movie based on the novel of the…

Spanish Stars
Wednesday, April 20 by Isabel Prontes

Although Spain is often thought of as the land of bullfighting, paella and "Las Ramblas," in past decades the Mediterranean nation has had a strong presence in Hollywood and the…

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Javier Bardem “In” For Never-Ending ‘Dark Tower’ Series?
Wednesday, April 6 by

Bardem is in final talks to join the adaptation of Stephen King’s book series, which will include three movies and two TV mini-series. Okay, but will there also be a web series and a couple Nintendo 3DS games?

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Javier Bardem Would Love To Want To Do ‘The Dark Tower’ Mega-Series
Wednesday, March 2 by

Despite a charming updo, Brian Grazer hasn’t been able to convince Javier Bardem to dress up like a cowboy just yet.

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Henry Hill To Play Poker With Tony Soprano
Tuesday, February 15 by

Ray Liotta is doing his Ray Liotta thing in ‘Cogan’s Trade’.

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Road To The Oscars: Best Actor Showdown
Friday, February 11 by

It’s time for the men to grease up and battle it out for the shiny bald gold dude.

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Bardem Won’t Decide On ‘Bond’ Until He Reads Non-Existent Script
Tuesday, February 1 by

Javier Bardem has now personally confirmed that he has been offered the villain role in the 23rd James Bond installment.

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Javier Bardem Almost As Busy As James Franco
Monday, January 31 by

Prepare yourselves to see Javier Bardem with a really cool scar or a cat on his lap or something. The ‘Biutiful’ Oscar nominee has been offered a role opposite Daniel Craig in ‘Bond 23.’

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Javier Bardem To Star In ‘Dark Tower’ Movie-TV Series Hybrid Thing?
Wednesday, January 26 by

Ron Howard choosing Oscar-winning Spanish actor Javier Bardem over Christian Bale for his latest project was not the result of a creepy coin toss.

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One Project, Three Movies, Two Miniseries: ‘Dark Towers’ Casting Saga
Wednesday, January 26 by

Just because Ron Howard wants you to do something doesn’t mean you have to do it.

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Review: Biutiful
Thursday, December 30 by

The cancer stricken human trafficking movie of the year is here.

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Partner Plug: Tu Vez Has Got Beef With Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
Tuesday, December 14 by

Our feisty friends over at Tu Vez aren’t taking to kindly to the fact that Biutiful, directed by supposed Mexican filmmaker Alejendro Gonzalez Inarritu(add funny symbols yourself), got nominated for a Foreign Language Golden Globe Award.

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Javier Bardem and James Franco Wanted For ‘Wrath Of The Titans’
Tuesday, November 9 by

Warner Bros is aiming high for the sequel to Clash Of The Titans. But maybe they’re aiming a little too high.

Watch Javier Bardem Emote in ‘Biutiful’ Trailer
Monday, October 18 by

Give me Oscar. Can you smell it? That’s the Oscar race getting closer, my friends. Roadside Attractions has dropped the trailer for Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu‘s Biutiful. Javier Bardem already won…

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BIUTIFUL
Monday, October 18 by

The story of a man in free fall. On the road to redemption, darkness lights his way. Connected with the afterlife, Uxbal is a tragic hero and father of two who's sensing the danger of death. He struggles with a tainted reality and a fate that works against him in order to forgive, for love, and forever.

Javier Bardem To Guest On ‘Glee’ For Some Reason
Tuesday, July 6 by

I'm not even trying anymore.Today in Cuckoo Bananas News comes word that Javier Bardem will guest star on the next season of "Glee," and apparantly it was his idea. Bardem pitched the idea to Ryan Murphy, show creator and sex-banner, while working together on the set of Eat Pray Love. He explained to Entertainment Weekly in a gravelly, seductive voice that heretofore has only existed within the lust-soaked pages of Harlequin novels:“We’re going to rock the house,” enthuses Bardem, who became an unabashed Gleek after watching the entire first season in one week. “We’re going to do some heavy metal — Spanish heavy metal, which is the worst.” Whoa, whoa, whoa, Javier. DO NOT insult the work of Brujeria. You have no idea the amount of blood, sweat, and tears that went into making "The Mexicutioner." Granted, most of it was from groupies but still….

Tony Scott Arrives at ‘Potsdamer Platz’
Wednesday, April 7 by

"COOKIE???!!!"Looks like Tony Scott will finally have the chance to make his passion project Potsdamer Platz after nattering on and on about it for the last decade. Sheesh, we get it. You like movies about trains.The film, about a New Jersey crime family expanding their business nationally, is expected to undergo a title and locale change as the latest script has the action moving from Germany to Puerto Rico. Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, and Javier Bardem are all rumored to be circling the project. Though if Bardem drops out, Scott can probably get Jeffrey Dean Morgan at a bargain rate. It's also being reported that the Crimson Tide director is trying to lure Gene Hackman out of retirement to take part in the film, but inside sources say that isn't happening. I could have told you that. Dude is way too into taking bong rips and playing Forza Motorsport 3 to waste his time making movies. (Deadline)

Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan are The Same Person
Tuesday, April 6 by

Square jaws, impeccable scruff, squinty eyes, and mussed hair. It's a David Cronenberg film come to life.