It’s the greatest techno song sampled from a movie press junket that I’ve ever heard.

Apparently the Muppets aren’t so anti-capitalist after all.

Muppet fans are some cruel bastards.

Who’s the big blue guy? Read on and find out.

Go and see the Muppets, and if you don’t like it, go straight to hell.

So Jason Segel is picking up Frank Oz’s Muppet scraps. Yeah, that sounds about right.

It was smart of the producers to cast Chris Cooper. People who like Muppets generally also really like Chris Cooper.

Plus Chris Cooper and Wanda Sykes!

This isn’t your grandfather’s Disney! Unless your grandfather was Roy Disney, in which case, it is.

He’s a very busy man.

It’s ‘The Muppets’. What are you gonna do, not watch it? Come on.

Nice try, Muppets!

Starring Kermit the F…Frog?

They walk with pride… and with the help of many, many grumbling Muppeteers.

The girl who didn’t know she slept with the Napster guy in ‘Social Network’ nabbed parts in ‘Goats’, ‘Five Year Engagement’ and ’21 Jump Street’.

See if you can spot all 26 differences!

Things I like: Cameron Diaz’ legs.

Chris Pratt (“Parks and Recreations”) is another laid back, bearded comedian who can pinch hit for Seth Rogen. Rhys Ifans is also in talks to play a role.

You eat apples with that mouth, Cameron?

Jason Segel and his everyman charms will be be infiltrating the Jersey mob, 80′s style in DreamWorks upcoming Undercover Cop.

Paul Rudd and Jason Segel’s characters from ‘I Love You, Man’ finally meet Rush in this viral video quasi-sequel, which will hopefully serve as the actual sequel.

Kermit has been killed, cut up, and his chest has been re-sewn into a letter “M,” perhaps by the still-at-large ‘Sesame Street’ Killer.

Check out these non-moving pictures from this summer’s biggest moving pictures.

Between “Freaks & Geeks” and “Undeclared,” Judd Apatow launched the careers of a lot of dudes. Now, all those dudes are going to be reunited onstage for PaleyFest 2011.

We have photo proof that hipsters have been loitering around the set of the new Muppet Movie. The muppet in question goes by the name of Walter and probably listens to bands named after the sounds that pots make when they hit the floor.

It has been rumored that Paul Rudd would voice the new (dork) muppet Walter in his friend Jason Segel’s The Muppets. Well the actor just called bullsh*t on that idea.

Using the awesome power of the Screen Junkies super computer (The SJ 3000), I was able to determine the most probable roles for those rumored to be appearing in the film, and you can’t argue with science. So sit back and see for yourself who will be playing what in the upcoming Muppet Movie.

Please take a moment, open your journals, and write this information down. Trust me, you’ll want to always remember where you were when you first heard this news. Emily Blunt might appear in a good movie.

In the latest Muppet movie, one name stands out like a brown stain on an otherwise clean pair of tighty whities: Lady Gaga.