You know what could really ruin your morning commute? Being bludgeoned to death by a pack of hyper-intelligent apes.

Get ready for of the’s to take over the world. Oh, I mean apes. Get ready for apes to do that.

Look into his eyes.

One role? You’ll have to try harder than that, Dave.

Twentieth Century Fox’s marketing team knows: the more words you add to a title, the more money you will make. That is science fact.

It could be funnier but it’s consistently pleasant.

Director: David Gordon Green Cast: Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel, James Franco, Danny McBride Synopsis: A fantasy movie about an arrogant, lazy prince and his more heroic brother who must complete…

With all these shuffling release dates, ‘Rise Of The Apes’ knows how the offspring in military families must feel.

Hide the children!

Franco took to Twitter to blast hard-to-look-at Oscar joke writer Bruce Vilanch. Is he really blaming Vilanch? Did he slip Franco sleeping pills or something?

Pass these posters around the room.

BREAKING: Upcoming movie will not feature James Franco.

For a show that was supposed to appeal to a younger audience, it sure did rely heavily on comedic cliches.

James Franco might be losing his mind.

More awards, more gift baskets, more crying losers.

“Oscars” James Franco meets Art Gallery James Franco meets Evil “General Hospital” James Franco.

James Franco is going to try acting in a movie for a change.

Yesterday, purported comedy writer Bruce Vilanch took a swipe at Ricky Gervais when questioned about the comic’s recent Golden Globes hosting appearance. So how does Gervais respond? By wiping his dirty boots all over Vilanch’s silly t-shirt collection.

Fox has dropped a first look at James Franco in scientist mode for the upcoming Rise Of The Apes.

Noted neurophysiologist and Dadaist poet James Franco has unveiled his latest work.

Mila Kunis had better start practice terrorizing farm girls and their little dogs. In a bit of bizarro casting against type, the attractive actress will play the Wicked Witch of the West in Sam Raimi’s Wizard of Oz prequel Oz, The Great And Powerful.

James Franco does art too.

It’s been reported by JustJared that James Franco has been offered the lead role of Kaneda in the feature adaptation of Akira.

It’s time for the men to grease up and battle it out for the shiny bald gold dude.

Franco doesn’t care much for just sitting around, so he is considering creating a “Three’s Company” feature film and perhaps an off-Broadway play.

I apologize if this post feels rushed, but I’m trying to get through it before the next Franco story breaks.

And why shouldn’t James Franco have a class taught of him at an unknown university?